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Begin legit is the proper way of doing things. It is very easy. Just the same as any self employed person. Claim your money as an entertainer. It is best to do it the proper way. In the future if you want to get a house, a new vehicle or open a business, then you can. As you can show where your money came from. There is nothing illegal about companionship.

Good afternoon, I have been giving a very tough decision at this point in my life. I had a choice to make. I have been thinking long and hard about what my decision was going to be. I had to do what I felt was best for me. I am excited and sad at the same time. These last couple of years of my life have been amazing. I have meet many friends, who I feel I have developed a deep bond with. You were always there for me on a personal level. I am ever so grateful. You guys all mean a lot to me. The ladies and the gents. I hope you know that what I have learned from all of you will be with me forever. You are a big part of me and always will be. After the Ottawa Christmas social I will be unavailable. I am not sure if this will be forever, but it will be for a long time. A wonderful opportunity has been giving to me. I would be crazy not to give it a chance. I am not closing my account or my website. I will still be logging on line scarcely just to say hello. I always want to be in contact with all of you. A few of my friends have know that this was a possibility. You know who you all are. I want to thank you for thinking of me and listening to me. Generally begin a friend. For that I love you. Hehehe As I said, this may not be forever and I will get online once and while to stay in touch. Remember, always lots of love and live your life. Sincerely Carley xox

I've posted this before and I will post it again. Please use a hobbiest email! This has nothing to do with being a secret agent and concealing your identity from your service provider. Every month or so I receive a spam email where one of my client's computers gets a virus. The virus is then emailed into everyone on his contact list. This enables me to see everyone on his contact list. It makes me so sad to see all his family members (by the same last name) and professional contacts mixed in with escorts and massage provider email addresses. His entire family and professional network are outed to me, and all the service providers he's emailed are now known to his family and professional contacts. Please be open and honest with me about who you are by giving me your name and phone number, but consider using a hobbiest email for initial contact. If you are going to use your regular email, at least make sure your anti-virus is up to date! Be careful gents, Megan

When the gentleman you are with apologizes for just having swallowed your earring.

Confirming a date with an SP and realizing your text went to your sister. :redface:

I have noticed in the past week here on this board, that some tempers have been flared and opinions have been presented. We had a thread closed by Mod, but left people wondering why those comments were made in the first place. Where is your Christmas spirit? We have another thread going on right now, I read it this morning, and YES I stayed out of it, why because that person is so DAM wrong and it is beyond me how some need to 'get their digs in' at other people for no apparent reason. Where is your Christmas spirit? I have been down that path, I have been suspended for 7 days from here,I have been later called out again past August. But, I kept my mouth shut,and seriously have answered nearly 60 pm's from good friends asking where I have been on this board. I think the answer lies within, I just need to stay away from the threads that are mean spirited or a witch hunt after someone, after all I learned my lesson. Well I have been here, and I just do not post a whole lot more on the board because there can be people here that just rub others the wrong way.Where is your Christmas spirit? Well for me, I have a new look on life after losing my mother past early summer, now have had buried both parents. I will post some comments on this board, I will continue to speak to those that are dear close friends. For those that need to get their digs in at others, step back take a deep breath,exhale and ask yourself...... Where is your Christmas spirit? Hope you all enjoy your 26 days before Christmas, peace to everyone, and most of all be nice and hey...make love not war :)

Not sure how the term sounds but this guy is so special he even deserves to have his posts called after him :) I have been stalking LD for days waiting for his 500 post and it finally happened and I not only want to say congratulations but thank you for all the thoughtful posts. For those who have read them I'm sure you have noticed how caring he is so he deserves a bit of recognition for it so here :bigclap: and with that said, HAPPY .... And because I like him a lot he even gets my special dance :milleunenuit:hehe

My computer half died on me yesterday. Only the fan was working. So tonight I thought the "beat the shit out of it to make it work" theory seemed like a good idea......it wasn't lol. Soooooo....now I'm looking for a laptop. I'm not very computer saavy (obviously lol) so I have no idea what's good and what's not. Anyone got any good suggestions? and cheap enough that I can hopefully walk out of the store with it tomorrow. Like say under $800 or so?. Preferrably something I could get at the Source as it's on my way home. I'm reaaaaally hating having to use my bb to get online lol. Posted via Mobile Device

There's a beautiful song in Spanish, with lots of flamenco guitar flourishes, about the loss of a friendship. It goes "Something dies in the soul when a friend goes away." "Algo se muere en el alma, cuando un amigo se va." I wish this friend every happiness, truly, but I also know that I am diminished by losing her. The memories will remain, and will sustain. And I know that she'll flourish, and that thought relieves me. I wish her the best in all things.

Well said Jazzi. Took the words out of my mouth. Erica is a very decent person. I often wonder how she's doing...

I just got back from a appointment with Emily, and i must say... OMG! It all started about 3 days ago when i decided to finally get the gumption to text her, i had been drooling over her pictures for months, so i decided... what the hell, she's probably to busy but ill send her a text anyways. I got a very prompt response from this very bubbly girl with an amazing personality. We were texting throughout the day for the last 3 days and i got to know her a little better and i got a lot more comfortable with booking an appointment. I called today once i was done work and to my surprise she had a booking available for a half an hour from when i called, immediately i booked and i was on my way! I was greeted at the door by the lovely receptionist, confirmed my appointment and was lead into her room when i was told to make myself at home and Emily would be right along. In the distance i hear the amazing sound of heals hitting the floor and my anticipation grows and grows as they get louder and louder. She walked through the door and greeted me with the most amazing smile and eyes i have ever seen. I'm pretty sure my initial spoken response to her was "humph", i had to gather myself... sue me lol. We chatted for a quick few minutes as i got myself ready and she looked me in the eyes, and she said something that i will forever remember. "would you like me naked?" I tripped over my bare feet i was so exited. Before the massage begins she undresses and exposes her perfect body to me, and i mean perfect, hard 10. She looks at the stereo and asks me if i mind, i love music... go on then lol. The massage begins and there is light chit chat going on, when "moves like jagger" comes on, she asks me if i mind her turning it up and of course i dont. She continues the massage singing and dancing to the music... how about that, massage and a karaoke show :) She tried to tell me that her massage skills aren't the best and that she is still learning... i don't believe it for a minute, best ma experience i have ever had. She concentrated on my shoulders, lower back and calves which are my problem areas, and the body slides helped a lot too :) Watching her in the mirror, she has the most amazing ass i have ever seen, and she's waving it around to the music and just having fun which makes me more relaxed and i start having more fun. She tells me to turn over and the massage continues on my chest, which for me is always tense, she loosened me up extremely well. Then the body slides begin again and i have to say that they were well worth the wait. The physical part for me begins and she climbs on my chest and straddles me, seeing that i was staring at her ass the whole time in the mirror probably tipped her off. Needless to say, best... ass... ever! We finish up and hope in the shower where there really isn't much room, but i notice something i didn't before. My god she's tiny... she told me 5.0ft, wow lol, i'm 6.1ft. needless to say after this recommendation that Emily was my greatest experience yet, and it wont be my last with her, i feel the addiction growing already and wish i had more money to keep seeing her daily. She's an amazing woman, with a great personality and drop dead gorgeous to boot. Treat her well gentleman, she will be around a long time!

A while ago, I made a subconscious decision that I would not attend the social on the 8th. Mostly for the reason that I do not do well in social situations. Lately, I have been regretting this as I am starting to feel the love that will come from that event. Have the best time everyone...

How about receiving an email stating that he will call when he passes it.

Okay, so I can claim it as self employed, which is fine... but how do you go about declaring and showing proof for an all-cash business? Obviously there aren't receipts or a pay-role for me to say "This is where my money is coming from, here's proof". I guess this is where "keeping books" comes into play? The money going into my bank account I guess would be proof enough?

When your 9 year old niece grabs your cell phone and wants to look through your photos and you realize there are couple of naughty ones on there.

LOL... thanks, Carley. I think you just pointed out exactly what I was missing. Also, if it was a lot of cash transactions, (which it is), only enough would have to be claimed to make it plausible. Thanks again.

Forget the riverboats, how about fishing boats...like the one in this video I'm Gonna Miss Her-Brad Paisley What'd you expect from a fisherman like me LOL RG

I could never do a 15 min session with a provider it would make me feel like a cheap stud lol. Although in the right company I can expel a load in a short period of time, the second one not so quick anymore. :oops: Always an hour + rendezvous, it is always nice to have some cuddle time.

In a recent post I mentioned using the canned reply feature to get back to the PMs I get from the less than thoughtful newbies on this site http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=292978#post292978 Someone mentioned that this would be a great thing if only they knew how to use the canned replies. I would like to share the knowledge on how to use this very awesome yet simple little feature... _________________________________ How to Can a Message! Go to the User CP(Control Panel) Link in upper row at top of most (all?)pages In the left hand column you will see Your Control Panel, in that list in the "Settings & Options" section you will see "Edit your Canned Replies" Choose that, then "Add a New Canned Reply Here" title your canned reply" write a canned reply in the body and then save! That's it folks! When you reply to or create a message choose from the canned reply scrolldown menu (of canned replies you have created previously/separately) then add in the personalization or any other details that you may need to address to fit the situation. __________________________________ Hope this helps! Have fun canning! I know Old Dog and I do, lol, wait- that's a different kind of canning, lol... Bethany Xoxox P.s. I have another reply I use for well written PMs received that says I would prefer to be contacted by email to keep myself better organized(true story!), and yet another for friend requests, as I only befriend people I have met personally(due to my private albums being accessible by friends... ) If anyone needs help setting this up send me a PM!

If you likes Dexter you'll probably also like 6 ft under. Micheal C Hall stared in it as well. Before Dexter I belive.... OK I had a serious crush on Lila (Dexter season 2)... damaged souls ...well maybe that's not exactly the right word.. Additional Comments: If you likes Dexter you'll probably also like 6 ft under. Micheal C Hall stared in it as well. Before Dexter I belive.... OK I had a serious crush on Lila (Dexter season 2)... damaged souls ...well maybe that's not exactly the right word..

Just because. For whomever might appreciate a hug tonight.

yeah I agree with Megan, if you're willing to spend that much, then for just a few bucks more you can get a macbook and some piece of mind !

The closest I've come to seeing a lady advertise where she is staying is when I've seen ads in Toronto, and it will say Toronto Airport, or Downtown Toronto, but no specifics. In the case of Downtown Toronto, it could be a condo, or hotel. If Toronto Airport, well that could be either Mississauga or Toronto Mind you I've personally never seen an ad where a specific hotel is named (not saying it doesn't happen), but as an outcall guy for the most part, I'd avoid seeing a lady so indiscrete...for the most part, if she isn't discrete about locale, what else is she not discrete about??? RG

The awkward moment when you're having sex with a girl and her sister calls your cellphone for a booty call...

I punched mine in the throat repeatedly and left it for dead in a shallow ditch! ;) But seriously folks, it seems to me that PP is just trying to use a very common phenomenon (the whole getting into the xmas spirit thing) to remind us of something. We may all come from different walks of life, and as such, are going to have a variety of differing opinions, but that does not mean that we can't be respectful of each other and extend a certain level of goodwill and such. I highly doubt he was trying to offend people who do not celebrate Christmas, he was just trying to say we should be excellent to each other with his own perspective of things as a backdrop/example (the whole xmas spirit thing in this case). BTW, I'm almost positive almost everyone here would happily help Berlin light her non-existant menorah candles! (Sorry B, couldn't resist! your post made me crack a huge grin!) Additional Comments: Hey folks, It has been brought to my attention that I do not have all the information to properly gauge the context of this thread. I have not read the previous threads that have been mentioned, and to be honest, I have no interest in doing so. From the sounds of it, they are a giant mess I would rather not stick my foot in. The basic intent of my post was in regards to some negative reactions to the Christmas spirit theme expressed by the OP, not any context regarding previous threads, or disagreements. My apologies if I have offended anybody, I just want us all to have a good time! :)

Troubled water?? That's for sissy's! How about some Raging Waters?! ;) Testament -

As a person who normally has to travel a great distance in order to meet someone, I do not see where there would be any need for me to know from an ad which hotel it is that the SP is staying at. For me, what city is plenty enough information for planning and organization purposes. If the ad goes on to say a downtown upscale location, then the ad has already increased my interest.

I would never publicly disclose the location of the hotel that I am staying at when travelling, privacy and discretion should always be of the utmost importance and publicly posting where I am staying would be the complete opposite of that. I would never jeopardize my safety let alone that of anyone that I visit with.

Besides discretion, there is no need for a lady to publicly announce what hotel she is staying at that I can see. Location of her hotel incall can be discussed between the lady and her client(s) privately through emails/texts/pm. Really, all anyone needs to know publicly is the lady's touring dates and cities, everything else private between the lady and gentleman As I see it RG

Personally I prefer bbbj, but that's me. I completely understand the SP's and/or clients who only go for cbj. And I don't think either the "cbj" or "bbbj" crowd should have any right to judge one or the other. To each their own. Of course there's a greater risk with bbbj over cbj. Bareback anything is a greater risk than covered anything. There's also a greater risk of catching something from DFK rather than a peck on the cheek. It's all about that particular person's comfort level and no one has a right to judge that. That is unless they're going all out with the BB...ie, BBFS. Then judge away. And as for......all this........really people? Am I missing something here? From reading HER posts and from chatting with HER at great length there is no doubt in my mind that SHE is all WOMAN. Pardon me for being blunt, but to anyone reading that post, it's clear that she meant that "IF" she were a man, she "WOULD" prefer bbbj. It's clear to anyone who wasn't purposely trying to start shit anyway. If I see a thread aimed at the ladies to determine if they prefer receiving manual stimulation or DATY....and, just for example, Old Dog comments that he thinks he would probably prefer DATY, I don't think anyone would suddenly start thinking he's a woman. It would be clear to everyone that he meant that IF he was a woman, he would prefer DATY. There would be no fuss, except for maybe one smartass comment from someone said as a joke, and taken as a joke, and that would be the end of it. So why shouldn't this be the case here? Why take a clear case of mistaken semantics to try and discredit someone for no reason? SHE doesn't even advertise here, so she poses no threat to you other ladies at all. What's wrong with someone, male or female, who simply wants to come here and get involved in the community? And she's been a valuable member of this community. Her posts are a pleasure to read and she's a pleasure to chat with. And I don't recall her ever having a negative word to say about anyone here. Does every woman here HAVE to advertise and get recommendations to be respected? Why try and create this kind of drama on cerb? This isn't the place for drama. There's another board that starts with a T that's better suited to this kind of BS. cerb openly accepts....with open arms....men, women, and the transgendered. No one would have any reason to come here and lie about their sex. And if I may be a little more candid. when I was going through a rough time and feeling very down in the dumps not so long ago Julia actually gave me her number via PM and said I could call her if I wanted to talk. That doesn't sound to me like something someone who is trying to hide the fact that they're a man would do. It's semantics people, that's all it was, nothing more, nothing less. Sorry for the rant but it pisses me off when people try and start this kind of shit on cerb. I, and I'm pretty sure everyone else here, hobby and come to cerb specifically to avoid exactly this kind of pointless drama. Julia doesn't deserve to be victim to it and we don't deserve to witness it. If you don't agree with her point of view on the bbbj topic, fine, express your difference in opinion. Cerb is nothing else if not a place to take in differing points of views. But don't try and slander her for no good reason.

For your own safety... For many, many, many reasons, the details of your location should only be shared with the gentlemen you plan on spending time with... Play safe!

Sorry it took me a while to reply to this but I didn't feel I was in a position to give advice. And saying "just stop" isn't really useful advice, which is what I did. It recently hit me how I personally have made it and I guess if I was to give any advice it would be to not take the fight on by yourself. TELL people what you are going through. My drinking was very much done in secret so a lot of those people closest to me didn't even realize there was an issue. It would have been very easy to take this on myself but then it would have been even easier to let only myself down. But by telling those closest to me I knew if I cracked I'd be letting them down too. The thought of letting those people closest to me down is what has kept me away from it. So if I had to give any advice I'd say don't try and do it by yourself...might not work for everyone but it's what has worked for me so far. Cheers! :p Posted via Mobile Device

Speaking of books. The Coop's autobiography "Alice Cooper: Golf Monster" really touched me.....don't laugh! :p Hear me out. The majority of the book tells of his battle with alcoholism and how he eventually overcame it for the sake of....and with the help of...his family. Being someone who had his own bout with the bottle and came out on top (3 years and counting without a drop :) ), I find his story truly inspirational. I mean, if Alice Cooper can remain sober for over 20 years, while still very much living the "rock star" life, constantly touring and being constantly surrounded by it.....then it should be a walk in the park for me right? It also has a ton of very useful golf tips for you golfers out there...I kid you not. :D