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So had alittle time on my hands and came up with this thought.... If you could buy three things from Walmart (or a store) to freak out a cashier what would they be? It can be anything in the store...... The following are a few examples My Picks: Bottle of personal lube, a banana, and a small pineapple Condoms, peanut butter, and a mouse trap Rat poison, bleach, and a "Sorry for your loss" Hallmark card Allright who's next?

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Good luck on your endeavour, Cristy! I have stopped putting sugar in my coffee and black tea for many many years now. I also stop drinking pops knowing that they have around 7 teaspoons of that stuff in each can. It was hard in the beginning - coffee and black tea without sugar tasted terrbily. But, with time and perserverance, I soon found out that I didn't miss it ( the sugar) and now, I find them taste funny when there's sugar in them. Of course, it is very hard to avoid it totally since like you say, they are ubiquitous in almost all processed and restaurant foods we enjoy and eat. Unless we prepare every meal and snack from scratch and avoid eating out completely, some sugar is unavoidable. But at least if we control and watch what we eat ourselves, we can limit the intake. Additional Comments: Oh, I should add that most artificial sweeteners are as bad if not worse. Life is tough having a sweet tooth, eh?

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Kiddy pool, cases of Jell'O mix and a video camera.

Bra and panties set, whip cream and a Happy Birthday Mom card.

I think you are best served by making a small trek to Angels Touch. It is not that far.... much closer than DT.

Kris makes an excellent point. I am amazed (maybe embarrassed is a better description) that there are so many guys that want to hit on the RMT's thinking that deep down inside, these girls MUST be itching to jerk a guy off for a change.. And as for guys that think they are going to find an RMT that will jerk them off and then process the billing thru their Blue Cross coverage?? OMG... Please, do us all a favor. Stop imagining that every RMT that advertises is going to miraculously provide you with a happy ending. These people are in this business as registered practitioners. This pisses off the RMT's, their Association, and the cops. Give it a rest, fellas...

This post is intended to gently educate those who contact me and after getting rates and info say " that much just for HJ?" NO IT IS NOT THE RATE FOR HJ, my sessions are full treatments that are skilled and for the whole duration of the time spent. You are booking the whole experience, no just what happens in the last 20 min! If you come in, and only have the end on your mind, you are going to miss the point:( The point being, time and place to feel pampered, aroused and to inspire the touch sensation that one may crave whilst not having to "go all the way". Just as when you are booking a GFE encounter, you are going to experience the many different hosting activities, including companionship, attention, sensuality, her personality and entertainment. NOT what happens only in the sac! It is about the whole experience from beginning to end. I hope that this helps you to understand, as it is disheartening for me to hear" that much JUST for HJ?" As it discredits the hard work, education and skill involved with this type of service:( Perhaps if you try it, you will see it much much more than JUST a HJ;)

It is found everywhere and so addictive. I am one of it's victims. Some may wonder why as I'm already sweet enough! LOL, just kidding. But seriously, lately I have been consuming more and more, which is apparently what you do, you eat it and it causes you to want more. I was shocked to discover my favorite soda-stewarts- is laden with it. A whopping 41 grams-9teaspoons+ in one 12oz-355ml bottle! I've been drinking at least 2 a day, plus all the other products it's hidden in. Canned soups, pasta sauces, salad dressings, ketchup, bread, cereals, the list goes on and on. It really is a poison, feeds cancer, robs our skin of it's youth, creats inflamation in the body-promoting disease, drains your energy, and that list goes on and on. So why would anyone want to eat it? Well because it makes everything taste better. But now, finally, I am publically vowing to give it up, anyone else want to join me or vent about sugar?

My day goes like this....a good day which is a highlight Get up on time. Early at the airport. Check in goes smooth. Smooth flight. Pearson airport and taxi experience went very smooth. 6 hours to kill before kickoff gathering for seminars tonight. So go to big big mall. Spend money...go for drinks and text a bit and make plans...go shopping again and spend more money...go for more drinks again...go shopping again and spend more money....phew !! Go for drinks then call a cab. Get back to hotel now open suitcase and have 75 lbs of incredibly wrinkled shirts and clothes cause I can't pack properly......... My current highlight is that I don't give a shit because I had enough drinks during my shopping experience" :D I shall look fashionably "frumpy" tonight ;)

Last I heard, she was returning around Easter.

I'm not an expert but I do know the body does need sugar but natural sugar and not processed. Example fruit contains natural sugar which is good to a certain point. Stuff like soda has sugar added and isn't good for you. It won't kill you but increases your risk of developing health related problems. Ex diabetic. Also you got be careful not to over do it and end up having low sugar in the blood which can cause you to faint or even in extreme cases into a coma. Me its been about 2 months I've quit drinking soda. I used to consume 2-3 a day sometimes more. I just stop buying it and now if its in the house I don't even care about it and I drink water or concentrated juice 1 glass a day. If you're like me and need flavour add mio to your water no sugar and no calories. I've lost 35 Lbs in about 3 months with a bit of dieting and a little more exercise. Not only do I have more energy but I feel like I'm 10-15 years younger. So you don't need extra sugar in your diet you can get plenty of natural sugar from fruit.

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Yep best to slowly stop drinking them, like me and my Timmies used to be a double double but now after a year I am drinking my coffee black. Hard to find anything thats tastey without sugar damnit

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I have never been a sugar addict, or not a person that craves it at all, it all comes from the way my mom brought me up I think... She always thought me since I was a child to aviod putting sugar in my juice or coffee ( I have to admit where I come from all juices are made at home straight from the fruit) that makes a huge impact here as it is extreamely expensive and variety is very limited... As you said it everything that we buy in stores processed foods have high content of sugar in them... Which makes it very hard, and as funny as it sounds product that have no sugar are more expensive! My advice is to cut the sugar slowly, start by only drinking 1 of your fav drinks ;) then try to do only half and finally stop having them in a regular basis... The body still needs the sugars, just in smaller dosis, good luck in you venture!

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I sense some jealousy coming. What could be going through her mind when she is looking at them? Is this the perfect job?

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I had the same experience as RG and Angela. Now I don't even realize I have progressive lens. It just becomes automatic. At first, though, I thought I'd never get used to them. Porthos

I know this isn't the game but it reminds me of a story. I used to work in a grocery store along time ago and had to take a cake order where the gentleman requested the cake to say I quote "fuck you bitch I'm sleeping with your sister" so obviously this made me go wtf! But in the end you got to give customer service. Latex glove, lube, and a turkey bastor

Instead of tilting your head down to look through them, focus your eyes down. It gets some getting used to, but you will adjust. I have invisible ones.

It is quite normal. Took me about two weeks to really get used to mine, now I'd never go back. i think it just takes your eye time to adapt to having three (in my case) different lenses. Now when I drive I look automatically through the lense for distance, when I read/do computer work I look through the lense for reading, and the third lense just allows me to naturally focus from distance to up close It does take adjustment, but only about two weeks, at least for me it did RG

My sister's ex father-in-law used to always call me Angela for some reason even though he's from Montreal, doesn't hobby as far as I know and didn't know I was an escort. It was kind of funny actually, because my sister and her hubby would look at each other like WTF? It went right over his wife's head.

A cucumber, condoms and Nicorette gum ;)

Hi, I have nothing to offer that has not been said already. While my ex-wife did not pass away she encountered her own demons that necessitated us having to separate and me becoming a full time single parent about 10 years ago. In those first few years I missed the "old her" very much and did go for therapy much like as if she had passed because in essense the woman I knew had died. I began to see SP's not as a mechanism to replace her with but soley out of a need for sexual satisfaction and for me at the time it was way easier and NSA than dating. If you desire her touch and want to rekindle what you 2 had, an SP is not going to do it for you. You'll be left feeling empty, broken hearted and a few hundred bucks poorer. If you, like me, just need to be with a woman once in a while without the demands or hassels of a relationship, then go for it. Oh and BTW, I know you don't know me from Adam but if you ever need to talk, even if it is just by PM, I'm here. Cheers

I've no idea if we'll ever meet up, but I'd just like to say you're one tough s.o.b.. Keep on keeping on.

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For me I have above average recovery time if my diet especially the 24 hours going into a session is proper. Eating extra fresh fruit especially pineapple and watermelon really helps me. If you eat junk food too soon before a session it is going to kill your drive especially if you are over 30.

Birdboy, thank you for that story. Whether fiction or biography, your tale has a ring of truth to it and that makes for compelling reading. Funnily enough it mirrored an encounter that I had today. My play mate was a tempting submissive. We did not reach the level of trust that your anecdote illustrated as this was our first meeting. However the promise of more lay heavy in the air as we parted. I know she will have read this story with interest. I suspect she liked it enough to be excited by the scenario. Thanks again for sharing.

Let me start off as sincerely as I can, I don't write recommendations! It's not who I am. I value my annonymity and privacy. That being said there are times, when a situation or person is such an inspiration that you have to take a step forward. Mandy is such a person! I have had the privilege to see Mandy on two different occasions. The first was a splendid hour where we met in the clubs larger room. We sat and talked candidly with one another. We became comfortable with each other very quickly with was due in no small part to the personality and charisma of such a wonderful lady! Hands started to meet and touch all over and a sensual exchange of light touching and groping took over, which wisked us into the shower quickly where she is very attentive and caring to your whole body. Next came the massage she starts with a nice smooth massage of your body helping you relax as she talks with you and continues the slight sexual banter and teasing while she slowly moves into a deeper massage of your muscles and things getting a little more quiet and a lot more hotter!!! Eventually she teases you into flipping over onto your back for what can only be described as heavenly extension of your sexual chi. again a light touch, moving into a more deeper tissue massage and onto the sensual and mind blowing release everyman is looking for. I got up from the table feeling light headed and woozie, I have been too many different massage clubs all over Canada and seen many different attendants. Mandy is by for the most wonderful time I have ever had. I was soo impressed with the 1 hour massage I had received from Mandy I recently had to go back for a 90 min massage. After what felt like only moments getting re-aquainted with one another and talking and whispering with one another I realized 90 min would not be nearly enough time. My 90 minute massage now became a 2 hour massage. I thought I had experienced bliss the first time I was with Mandy that was a pale comparison to what I experienced the second time around. I have never felt so lost in time before. I wish I could win the lottery so I can spend an entire shift with this woman! I have only one small warning to you gentlemen out there. Be very careful when booking with Mandy you may find your self snared in her Siren presence, lost to the beauty and charisma that she exudes and never wanting to find your way back! As I have said I do rarely if ever give recommendations, let this re-affirm any doubts you may have in the reviews I have given above, and beware the Sirens call!!!

Getting smaller... 7 lbs gone. And I ordered this outfit online today... I'm think I'm going to be playing sexy something next.lol

Some people drink vodka with pieces of snakes in the bottle. Urine play (specifically drinking) is something I could not do myself A good number of members here eat pork. Apart from once, I have never eaten it A rather sexually adventurous couple I know swear by sperm as a proper ingredient for home cooked meals. I haven't eaten there since Basically, there are a lot of reasons why people consume stuff. Fetish, taste, health, religion, etc. If it's safe, I couldn't care less what someone does even if I don't, and pass no judgement.

really depends on the guy ... some guys love stilettos, some love boots, some even insist on bare feet .... But a variety of sexy shoes are very important !

Went for a looong walk outside and couldn't get enough to feel the sun and soft wind caressing my face! Spring is at our doors :D

there is a few things you can do ! 1 if you are a smoker , try not smoking to much before you're session as it will not help with blood flow . 2 try not having an orgasm for at least 24 to 48 hours before you're appointment with you're sp . 3 pack in lots of energy food that does not fill you up . ex: pineapple , strawberrie , or pom juice ,,, as these contain lot of natural good sugar wich you're body needs to create ENERGY ,,, or you can try the old egg white trick (not yolk ) eat lots of them a few hours before ( they contain lots of energy ) the problem i see with egg white is the stomach upset they might create ! most important , just relax and have fun , even if you do only get one shot ! hope this was of some help !!!

Fortunateone is spot on in all her advice, excellent job! I can appriciate where your question comes from as many guys would love to have that "stallion" factor. For me I've always been a quality over quantity type of guy (it's the journey not the destination) and have found that orgasms that result from longer drawn out (a build up) play tend to be more explosive and satisifying (plus after a proper session I'm in no shape for a second round). But to each their own!

Ok it's March come on Spring! Road trip tomorrow hope to see Olivia or Mya tomorrow afternoon.

Best bet is to stick to Cerb ladies who are well reviewed. You get what you pay for in life and a SP is no different.

There are a couple of things to think about, my first piece of advice you already know, that it isn't life or death issue, and possibly it just really doesn't matter that much. If you made it less about 2nd shots, and try to space out and prolong the first one, you will relax more. One thing I tell some callers is that the session isn't actually cheaper with more shots, it isn't like 150 is 150 for one, and 75 each for 2 sogs lol. Plus more effort and energy and disappointment can occur and frustration if the session is designed to allow for 2 shots, but there is no 2nd, but in the meantime the first one was over in the first 15 minutes, the 2nd one didn't happen but 30 minutes are spent frantically trying to make it work. Seems counterproductive. But the tips I have are the first one is done right away, within or less than 10 minutes. This maximizes your recovery time. There should be a rest period, like massage or foreplay activity, no real attempt to get hard, just recovery. Then when there is direct contact, keep it to hand work only, without condom for a while, then on with the condom, which should include warming lubricant inside the condom to add more sensation for you. Avoid laying on your back on the 2nd sog, get upright, doggy or standing. Then finally, think outside the box. With condom on and in full service, chances are a 2nd sog feels like it isn't going to happen. So switch, to a hj, uncovered, and you should be standing or upright. I suppose if she does bbbjs, then stick with that. In the standing position, and without condom, this is the way to find out if the 2nd sog will happen at all. And keep note of the time, be the one to pack it in, don't make her have to say it. Acknowledge a valient effort was made, but it is time to say not today. And repeat. You've seen 5 different sps, but can do this with an SO. Doing it with the SO means you can do it when you know the person, so repeat with one a few times, then try the 2nd sog. Don't do it or expect it on the first visit, or the 2nd, stick with shorter sessions if you can, then one day opt for the hour and try it out.

Thanks for sharing. Would this be a recent visit? They have a website which gives the impression of a legit RMT/aesthetics place. So, I was just curious as to what extent you have to hint at wanting extras? I would assume she asks "How did you hear about us?" for newcomers and takes it from there based on your response. Location seems ideal, tucked away on an industrial street. Any recent visits by newcomers? Wow, over 300+ views, I think lots of people are curious.

Thank you all so very much. I have gone through grief counselling it has helped immensely. Your all very right and I to have considered all possibilities of seeing an SP. Guilt, shame, pleasure you know the drill. My hat comes off to all SPs what you ladies do is remarkable. Look what you tried to help me with selflessly. The limits you ladies go to bring joy, excitement, relief and comfort to individuals is at the very forefront of any relationship between all couples. Who knows what the future holds for me, I will satisfy my craving for intimacy, I will one day let my memory of her fade. Move on with my life. Due to your guidance and experience if I decide to see an sp she will look nothing like my wife. Who knows maybe one will find me wouldn't that be a spin! This has been very releaving thank you for allowing me to use this forum as a conduit and for all the advice it has come as a much needed form of letting go. So very sincerely, BF

I think the story of the original/first pink shirt day is really lovely and powerful. For anyone who hasn't heard it, a boy went to his first day of high school in a pink shirt and was bullied and harassed because of it, so two older boys decided to buy a bunch of pink shirts and get a lot of people to wear them to school the next day in order to show solidarity with the boy. (More info here:http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/story/2007/09/18/pink-tshirts-students.html). I think it worked really well because it addressed a specific problem in a really positive way, and it made sense in the context of that situation. I love the idea of a bigger Pink Shirt Day, but the critic in me wonders how much impact these events actually have when they become a big thing. I definitely don't think they should stop, and I'm sure there are stories of how they've helped and made progress, which is great! But I do believe that we need to do that plus other things to get to a solution. I also think that bullying is sort of a catch-all word for things like racism and homophobia when that happens in high school. In order to create lasting change, there need to be conversations about why people are bullied along with conversations about how to stop it from happening.

It says alot about a persons character when they step up to the plate without needing to . Thank you to those, who after the year and a half plus since I've been here, who have given their advice, offered their assitance and instuction when I am trying to figure out how to post or tripping over my tongue or just sending their kind words you all should know your kindnesses have helped reafirm my faith in people, strengthened my self confidence, made me feel like I belong and they will always be appreciated and remembered:icon_biggrin:

I beg to differ with the hapless (hopeless) caller she references. He is not paying anything for the HJ. Yes, you read that right. No charge for the HJ. He is, however, paying for her time and attention. If he pays for an hour and chooses to only go for the HJ, that's his choice. Had he chosen additional activities during that hour the price remains the same. Personally, I believe the erstwhile fine women of CERB should tack on an extra $10 for each stupid and insensitive question/statement.

I can honestly say that the best BJ I've ever had was covered and wow oh wow, did that little thing have a great technique! Wish I knew where she was now!

You need to book a duo with ladies who have a connection with one another and with you. Nothing worse than a third wheel in the room. Everyone seeks something different in a duo, and what was great for one person may not be the experience that you are looking for, for yourself. So do your research. Book a lady you already enjoy spending time with, ask her who she enjoys working with and go from there, when you book with 2 ladies that you have never met - you are asking for a disaster.