Seymour 3970 Report post Posted April 14, 2011 Happy Cake and Cunnilingus Day ! Here's a whole heap of other cunnilingus euphemisms: Barking at the ape Bikini burger Bird-washing Bite the dog-end Blow some tunes Boating Box lunch Box lunch at the Y Brush one's teeth Bush dinner Canyon yodeling Carpet munching Chew the she-fat Chow box Chow down on Georgia O'Keefe's inspiration Clam dive Clam diving Clam jousting Clam lapping Connie Lingus Cunning linguistics Dine at the Y Dinner beneath the bridge Dip the brush Dive in the bushes Dive a muff Dive in the canyon Do it the French way Don the beard Doormat bashing Drinking at the fuzzy cup Drinking from the furry cup Eat fur pie Eat hair pie Eat muff pie Eat squirrel Egg McMuff Face job Face the nation Fall in love Fanny noshing Feathery flick Fifty-nine French culture French job French kiss Mr. Lincoln French lessons Fur burger Fur pie Fuzz sandwich Fuzzburger Give a length of tongue Give face Go boating Go down and do tricks Go downstairs for breakfast Go south Go under the house Go way down South in Dixie Gorilla burger Gorilla in the washing machine Growl at the biter Growlbite Hairburger Hat job Have a box lunch Have a mustache Have box lunch Husband's supper Kiss somebody's down Kneel at the altar Labial titillation Lapping at the lint trap Lapping the pink canoe Larking Lay the lip Lick the slit Licking the beaver Lingual stimulation Lingual titillation Lip reading Lip service Lip syncing to the fish-fueled jukebox Lip work Make mouth music Medicate the hairy paper cut Moustache ride Mouthlove Muff diving Muff munching Mumbling in the moss Munch the bearded clam Munch the mickey One-man band Parting the fuzz Pearl diving Picnic on it Playing in the sandbox Pug noshing Punch in the mouth Red wings Sack lunch Sip at the fuzzy cup Smoking the fur Sneeze in the basket Sneeze in the cabbage Sneeze in the canyon Speak Low genitalese Speak in tongues Swing low Talking to the canoe driver Talking to the boat people Telephone the stomach Tip the velvet Tongue bath Tongue wash Top drawer Trimming the hedges Velvet buzz saw Wearing the beard Whistle in the dark Whistling in the weeds Worship at the altar Yodeling in the gully Yodeling in the canyon of love Yodeling up the valley Whatever you call it, enjoy it - today and everyday. :icon_mrgreen: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
