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11 hours ago, Steampunk said:

Granted, see below.  And  I want nothing more Photo-MP_Legend_Series-Lifestyle_Features-WebRGB-131608150317.jpg

Granted you will get nothing more.

 

I wish that a week would only have 4 days instead of 7.

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17 minutes ago, NotchJohnson said:

Granted you will get nothing more.

 

I wish that a week would only have 4 days instead of 7.

Granted. But you have to work all 4 days and not get a day off. Ever.

I wish I could eat all the food I wanted and maintain a great physique!

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Granted you can eat all the food that you want but there is only 2 category of food.  Fruits and vegetables, no dairy, no meat, no sugar.

 

I wish my penis would be smaller then what it is so that it wouldn't scare the ladies !

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2 hours ago, NotchJohnson said:

Granted you can eat all the food that you want but there is only 2 category of food.  Fruits and vegetables, no dairy, no meat, no sugar.

 

I wish my penis would be smaller then what it is so that it wouldn't scare the ladies !

Granted… it’s now the size of a mechanical pencil lead. Good luck with that.

 

I wish I had unlimited funds to spend as much time as I wanted with the lovely Lyla providers.

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On 10/19/2021 at 2:47 PM, MassageLover-613 said:

I wish I had unlimited funds to spend as much time as I wanted with the lovely Lyla providers.

Granted. You have just committed the bank heist of the century! You eventually got caught but they never found the money. You have unlimited funds to spend on whatever you wish. Unfortunately you are in prison for life so you will have difficulty spending it how you had hoped. (Feel free to donate as much as you like to the lovely Lyla providers though.) On a side note I hear big Joe has very reasonable rates 😉

 

I wish for a time machine!

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5 hours ago, Mikeyboy said:

Granted. You have just committed the bank heist of the century! You eventually got caught but they never found the money. You have unlimited funds to spend on whatever you wish. Unfortunately you are in prison for life so you will have difficulty spending it how you had hoped. (Feel free to donate as much as you like to the lovely Lyla providers though.) On a side note I hear big Joe has very reasonable rates 😉

 

I wish for a time machine!

Granted...you just got a clock to hang on the wall...it tells time thus called a time machine.

 

I wish for a sweet phone call from a sexy provider telling me how she wants our date to be...

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On 10/19/2021 at 10:53 AM, NotchJohnson said:

 

 

I wish my penis would be smaller then what it is so that it wouldn't scare the ladies !

Oh they're not scared, laughing but not scared 🥺

A Humble Humourous (I Hope) Rambling 

RG

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Started to die down so I’ll restart again:

 

I wish I could communicate with animals ❤️❤️❤️😅🥰🌻🌹🦮🐕‍🦺🐇🦦🦥🦔🐿🦝🐈🐈🦭🦒🐘🐅🐋🦈🐳🐬🦊🐼🐨🦁🐧🐸🦆🦉🦅🐒🦍🦧🐆🦛🦏🐣🐥🐢🐞🐝🦋🌸💜💝💖🐾🌻🌹❤️🧡💛☀️🌙🌦⛈🔥🌎🪐🌟💫😅🥰😘🌻🌹🌺🌼🌸💝💖💗💋💘💕

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5 hours ago, Rylee Love 069 said:

Started to die down so I’ll restart again:

 

I wish I could communicate with animals ❤️❤️❤️😅🥰🌻🌹🦮🐕‍🦺🐇🦦🦥🦔🐿🦝🐈🐈🦭🦒🐘🐅🐋🦈🐳🐬🦊🐼🐨🦁🐧🐸🦆🦉🦅🐒🦍🦧🐆🦛🦏🐣🐥🐢🐞🐝🦋🌸💜💝💖🐾🌻🌹❤️🧡💛☀️🌙🌦⛈🔥🌎🪐🌟💫😅🥰😘🌻🌹🌺🌼🌸💝💖💗💋💘💕

Your wish is granted and skunks are the only ones who truly understand you. 

 

I wish I could predict the near future.

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26 minutes ago, NotchJohnson said:

Your wish is granted and skunks are the only ones who truly understand you. 

 

I wish I could predict the near future.

Granted but you can only predict 1 second in the future.

I wish I never felt tired!

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6 hours ago, lydiahardwood said:

Granted but you can only predict 1 second in the future.

I wish I never felt tired!

Granted, you drink lots of coffee, cups after cups and have to pee every 10 minutes and sometime don't have anybody to talk to because they are tired and sleeping.  You need so much coffee that Amazon as got you on there list of favorite customer for buying their coffee and offer you free delivery for as long as your wish is granted for.

 

I wish I could meet the famous Lydia Hardwood in person and we could talk and drink coffee for hours, or until I have to go to sleep while she is awake and bored out of her mind.

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Granted, but you fall asleep once per minute for 55 seconds.

 

I wish I could make it sunny and warm out by snapping my fingers.

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On 10/28/2021 at 11:19 PM, Metalsmith said:

Granted, but you fall asleep once per minute for 55 seconds.

 

I wish I could make it sunny and warm out by snapping my fingers.

Granted, but now the sun never sets, and outside is getting hotter.

 

I wish $1000 would appear in my pocket every time I snapped my fingers.

 

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8 hours ago, JackJack said:

Granted, but now the sun never sets, and outside is getting hotter.

 

I wish $1000 would appear in my pocket every time I snapped my fingers.

 

Granted, but only in one thousand dollar bills.  No problem? They are no longer produced by bank of Canada since about 1999. Still arpund but pnly mobsters use them among themselves.  So no merchants, will take them, mobsters may "ask"  questions if they see them used,  etc...

I got brain damage, I wish it would be back to normal.

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But even when you're back to normal you wouldn't know it.

I wish I could squirt on demand.

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10 hours ago, Andee said:

But even when you're back to normal you wouldn't know it.

I wish I could squirt on demand.

Granted you will squirt on demand as long as I'm there.  J/K  You will squirt on demand but once you start it won"t stop until you say the words "Notch Johnson is the best lover in the world".

 

I wish I could be the first one to see Andee squirt on demand the first time.

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On 11/6/2021 at 10:05 AM, NotchJohnson said:

Granted you will squirt on demand as long as I'm there.  J/K  You will squirt on demand but once you start it won"t stop until you say the words "Notch Johnson is the best lover in the world".

 

I wish I could be the first one to see Andee squirt on demand the first time.

Granted but it would be so amazingly awesome that you would never get excited about someone else squirting ever again.

I wish that I were able to have a monthly orgy with the top 10 lovely ladies of Lyla.  ( I know a ranking does not exist but it’s my wish.. let me have it)

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On 11/6/2021 at 9:05 AM, NotchJohnson said:

Granted you will squirt on demand as long as I'm there.  J/K  You will squirt on demand but once you start it won"t stop until you say the words "Notch Johnson is the best lover in the world".

 

I wish I could be the first one to see Andee squirt on demand the first time.

I could live with that.

 

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On 11/9/2021 at 7:11 PM, MassageLover-613 said:

Granted but it would be so amazingly awesome that you would never get excited about someone else squirting ever again.

I wish that I were able to have a monthly orgy with the top 10 lovely ladies of Lyla.  ( I know a ranking does not exist but it’s my wish.. let me have it)

Granted but you have to pay them all double their rates 😜

I wish I had infinite air miles!

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1 hour ago, lydiahardwood said:

Granted but you have to pay them all double their rates 😜

I wish I had infinite air miles!

Granted, but you can only use the Wright Brothers plane and your pilot's an alcoholic. 

I wish I could read women's minds.

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6 hours ago, vegeta85 said:

Granted, but you can only use the Wright Brothers plane and your pilot's an alcoholic. 

I wish I could read women's minds.

Granted.  No more corruption since once you read their minds, you’ll be sorry you wished it. 
 

i want an unlimited  trust  fund that can be used to meet and pay Lyla companions

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On 11/17/2021 at 8:27 PM, Steampunk said:

Granted.  No more corruption since once you read their minds, you’ll be sorry you wished it. 
 

i want an unlimited  trust  fund that can be used to meet and pay Lyla companions

Granted but you are only allowed 5 minute bookings 🙂

I wish I had superhuman strength

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