Kilt Boy 29352 Report post Posted April 19, 2017 You can always try to convince your girl that her tonsils are actually her mouth clitoris. Now, how to stimulate it ... DISCUSS Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LeeRichards 177238 Report post Posted April 24, 2017 http://i.imgur.com/190wz.gif 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kilt Boy 29352 Report post Posted April 28, 2017 Every single time I get to the club ... 4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cato 160314 Report post Posted May 11, 2017 Another Russian babe, and a bike... Ditto 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cato 160314 Report post Posted May 16, 2017 Thought for the day: 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kilt Boy 29352 Report post Posted May 18, 2017 Ways My Reproductive System Is Like Windows 10 by Katrina Spencer https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/ways-my-reproductive-system-is-like-windows-10 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kilt Boy 29352 Report post Posted May 18, 2017 Beeteedubs, today is Bloody Caesar Day. I'm on my way to have one right now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlexSnowdog 1020 Report post Posted May 19, 2017 Anyone interested in reading my first attempt at erotica writing? No need to pay anything, it's completely free. Feedback welcome :D https://noveltrove.com/story/1051/jessica-and-dylan-part-1 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cato 160314 Report post Posted May 24, 2017 To whom it may concern: :) 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kilt Boy 29352 Report post Posted May 25, 2017 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Guest st*****ens**ors Report post Posted May 26, 2017 Clearly I have been spoiled by Netflix and am now part of the post-cable generation. My third hotel stay in as many weeks and I have sole ownership of a remote, but I can't stomach watching an ad so the TV stays off ;) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NotchJohnson 214065 Report post Posted June 1, 2017 Missed opportunity 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kilt Boy 29352 Report post Posted June 6, 2017 Looking for information: Can anyone tell me how babies are made? Not asking for a friend. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NotchJohnson 214065 Report post Posted June 7, 2017 Looking for information:Can anyone tell me how babies are made? Not asking for a friend. Well first thing you need to know is that it is hereditary. If your parents did not have babies, you wouldn't be able to have babies either. As for any other details about how they are made, I could not tell you exactly but I'm sure it involves kissing. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kilt Boy 29352 Report post Posted June 7, 2017 EW! #cooties Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kilt Boy 29352 Report post Posted June 8, 2017 The M.O.I. Anti-Smut Loyalty Oath. "It is necessary for me to tell you at this point that there is a clause in our contract here tonight that says if anything nasty happens on stage, terrible things happen to us. So. We just want to assure you that our only interest is doing a swell job for you. HOWEVER, it is also necessary to prove our good intentions before we begin by reciting our Mothers of Invention Anti-Smut Loyalty Oath. If the members of our rocking teen combo will please repeat after me: I [insert name here], do hereby solemnly swear in accordance with the regulations of the contract of this here rock and roll engagement and the imbecilic laws of the state of Florida and respective regulations perpetrated by rednecks everywhere, am in no circumstances to reveal my tube, wad, dingus, wee wee, and/or penis on the stage. This does not include private showings in the hotel room, however, which is the Ramada Inn." So inspiring. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NotchJohnson 214065 Report post Posted June 14, 2017 5 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kilt Boy 29352 Report post Posted June 15, 2017 An honest to god old ad for WD-40. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NotchJohnson 214065 Report post Posted June 15, 2017 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhereIRoam 21825 Report post Posted June 17, 2017 A self description that you sometimes see in a providers ad: "Thick and Slim" What??? Makes me chuckle. Like someone can be "Tall and Short" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kilt Boy 29352 Report post Posted June 17, 2017 Thick is usually a descriptor for a specific body part. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jafo105 39057 Report post Posted June 20, 2017 Which one was your favorite Pink Floyd album? 4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
opentonew 10077 Report post Posted June 21, 2017 "The Dark Side of the Moon" Favourite Olivia Newton John album? 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhereIRoam 21825 Report post Posted June 21, 2017 I can't list just one, I apologize. Their best album as far as overall quality of all the songs in an album: "The Dark Side of the Moon" Their best album as far as the one containing a few of their best songs: "The Wall" Who can ever forget classic songs like: -Hey You -Is There Anybody Out There? -Comfortably Numb -Another Brick in the Wall 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
