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That moment when ... you have to change the subject.

Having a convo with my friends and birth control comes up. I'm not saying anything, because it doesn't really apply to me. I got snipped 35+ years ago. Birth control hasn't been on my mind in forever.

Someone asks me which kind I hate the most. I instinctively say IUD. When they ask why, I say that it hurts when I bang into it. He doesn't know what I mean, but I see the women in the group smile.

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What makes me crazy?
Renovators who will put down an entire home of grey click-flooring instead of sanding and refinishing a beautiful wood one.
Changing an entire kitchen around with new locations for appliances that don't make any sense just to put some fresh new boxes in, and still can't figure out how to get the fridge to open from the correct direction.
Painting every surface in a house grey.
The changes made have not improved the value of the house if I have to unfuck everything you've done. I won't pay you what you think the house is worth if I have to pay half of it again to get it where I want it.

STOP HELPING ME!

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Getting married today. Just FYI, for real.

I can't wait to see what all the fuss is with this sex thing. I hear it's pretty neato.

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I found this molex power connector in an old computer I was taking apart. I won't say what the computer was used for.721f49c11f5ec7b43deeae02fc8b1b4e40ba3bc1

 

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On 6/24/2011 at 9:23 PM, April Dawn said:

I offer a topless house cleaning service and get paid way better then me as an SP!!!!

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I've heard lots of other female friends say the same thing! 

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Update on my status....I have not been present on this site for a long time.  I finally got a job as a porn actor but so far I've only played the role of the husband leaving my wife home alone with....my son or with the pool guy or my friend shows up to see me and I'm not there etc...

I hope they get me to play better roles soon because these roles so far don't pay the bills.

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