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13 hours ago, Meaghan McLeod said:

Ok. It seems that discretion is not in your vocabulary. I've met many famous people. I would never disclose them. Nor would I want a client to disclose them.

I understand you love your fan K-Girl ATF. However, its really important that you tone down your enthusiasm. Its like you dont understand how to be discreet.

Stalking a parking lot to see who comes and goes? Like really? How do you know this "well known food Netwok chef" actually went to see her?

I'd be creeped out if a client was stalking my clients. Give it up. Please. It's not cool or ok.

 

Au Contraire Mon Amie!

I'm not a stalker!

(That's not the way I roll!)

Let's put the record straight ... from the jump!

I usually pull into the parking lot of My ATF's hotel at 8:45. Wait for her to text me her room # at 8:55 ...and head on up.

But that particular night ... I got behind a police escort and and zipped straight on up to her hotel ... arriving at 8 o'clock!

Having an hour to kill I said to myself: "Let me strategically park and observe the comings and goings under the hotel portico!"

No big deal!

(I tuned in to the hockey game ... and I sat and watched!)

There really was not much happening!

Until ... about 8:30 ... when a stretch limo pulled up under the portico and a chap (in rather expensive looking threads)... emerged from the hotel lobby!

The driver got out of the limo and dutifully greeted him!

Whereupon the limo driver and the client (both having a smoke) ... got into an animated exchange with the client engaging in some sort of promiscuous histrionics ... whereupon the limo driver began shaking his head in approval and began patting him on the back ... in a celebratory manner!

WTF ... is THIS all about?

(Even at a distance ... it was obvious that the two were engaging in locker room banter!)

As I became fixated on them ... I said to myself: "That guy about to step into that stretch limo ... looks mighty familiar!"

But I just couldn't quite place him!

(It was a cold, drizzly February night ... and visibility was poor!)

As I began to zero in on identifying the mystery gent under the portico ... I said to myself: "That chap looks like the chef %$##@ &%#@ on The Food Network!"

"Nah ... can't be!"

Like I said, it was dark, drizzling and visibility was poor!

The mystery chap ... got into the limo.... and left!

(I soon forgot about everything!)

I waited for 8:55 ...whereupon My K-Girl ATF promptly texted me her room # ... and I headed on up!

At that point ... I had completely forgot about the two chaps under the portico!

(UNTIL ... I stepped into My ATF's room!)

 As soon as I stepped into her room ... I noticed sitting on the table in the dinette section of the room .... was a fancy,  expensive-looking ramekin (the kind used for souffles)!

(The kind you would see in a Williams and Sonoma Catalog!)

I asked My ATF: "$#@%-Luv ... where did you get this?"

She said: "Oh ...a chef friend made me a souffle!

Huh ... Whaa?

( There was a bit of it left over and she offered me a taste... it was some sort of herbaceous, velvety, mushroom concoction ... very, very tasty and delicious ... it was definitely the work of a deft hand !)

I began to connect the dots!

Was all THIS .... just a coincidence?

You decide!

(Another day ... in the life of a monger!)

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Agreed stalking is still stalking no matter who it is and its really creepy 

Discretion is key would you like to be stalked? 
Being with our favourite SP is a way to get away from the real world and relax I would not like to think that someone is spying on me in a parking lot 

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15 hours ago, Paul0331 said:

Agreed stalking is still stalking no matter who it is and its really creepy 

Discretion is key would you like to be stalked? 
Being with our favourite SP is a way to get away from the real world and relax I would not like to think that someone is spying on me in a parking lot 

 

Au Contraire Mon Frere!

What happened that night has to be properly contextualized!

I've rendezvoused with My K-Girl ATF 78x!

Wasn't something unexpected bound to happen ... sooner or later?

(When you hookup with a provider that many times ...eventually some cards that you hadn't planned for ... are gunna come out of the deck!)

No?

Ya just gotta play 'em!

(When I unexpectedly arrived at her hotel an hour early ... I "audiblized" ... called a play ... and went into stalker mode!)

Many of my brother mongers ... would have probably done the same thing!

(The situation presented itself!)

Our previous rendezvous were always well-orchestrated set pieces!

i.e.

1) I arrive at her hotel at 8:45.

2) I text her ... "I'm here $#@%-Luv" ... at 8:54.

3) 8:55 she texts me her room # .... and I head on up.

That's the way it always played out ... without fail!

(But that night ... it didn't play out that way!)

I'M NOT a STALKER!

That night ... I just went with the flow!

 

 

ps

I did a deep AI dive on that fancy, souffle ramekin ... in her hotel room!

It was a $38 Delft Blue Juliska Country Estate!

(Connect the dots!)

I am 100% confident on what I observed ... on that cold February night!

 

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Here's a question for providers!

I've always wondered:

How much "clean up time" (on average) ... does a provider allocate between clients?

My K-Girl ATF fully embraced her niche assignment (she was always up to the task)  ... of being the recipient of DATO from a shameless, unrepentant, unabashed DATO Aficionado/Connoisseur .... who loved (was addicted to) eating her a$#hole! 

(She became a DATO MUSE!)

In regard to "clean up time" between clients: She, most certainly, DID NOT take a 5-minute birdbath!

THAT WAS OBVIOUS!

(She was, most definitely, a master of her craft ... and had her hygiene regime down to a well-practiced science!)

I marveled at her unfailing attention to impeccable hygiene!

Always minty, sweet-tasting and surgically-scrubbed!

(I asked her one night during cool-down pillow talk ... what her secret was to being always on point!)

She demurely answered that when she knows I'm coming ... she lathers herself up with La Colle Noire by Christian Dior!

(That would explain her discernible, enticing, ready-for-sex scent!)

I then straight-up asked her ... what her secret was to always having such a minty and sweet-tasting pussy and asshole! 

She giggled, demurely smiled and replied ... that the day of our rendezvous she drinks a liter of Korean Yuja Tea infused with honey, lemon and ginger ... it exudes from her pores!

(You'd be surprised the trade secrets that are revealed ... during pillow talk!)

 

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On 6/11/2026 at 6:39 PM, victoryformation said:

Here's another query: How many providers reach out to clients ... in the hopes of getting a repeat visit from a client?


good question!

as a touring escort, I actually text my clients if I’m touring their cities (unless they told me not to)

 

However, if we are a local escort, it’s not recommended to text or call our (local) clients since they might feel intruded by our texts or calls 

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52 minutes ago, Allie Zeon said:


good question!

as a touring escort, I actually text my clients if I’m touring their cities (unless they told me not to)

 

However, if we are a local escort, it’s not recommended to text or call our (local) clients since they might feel intruded by our texts or calls 

 

You are 100% correct!

As a touring provider ... it's a good (street-smart) business model to keep your clients abreast of your touring schedule. **

And you are also correct in your assessment of local escorts ... and reaching out!

(But how often do you encounter a client whose companionship you really enjoyed ... and you just felt compelled to shoot him a cordial ..."when are you gunna come see again" email?)**

What is so wrong about dropping a hint to a client ... that you really enjoyed his companionship?

(It's a harmless gesture!)

Furthermore ... it's a good business model!

 

 

**

I must confess: I really looked forward to My ATF's .... cordial, Sunday-morning emails!

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Another question for providers:

I know it's part of the job and goes with the territory but: Are MSOGers ... considered PITAs?

My ATF told me she resents mongers who insist on getting their money's worth ... and force themselves on her in pursuit of MSOG ... when she's obviously not into it!

She couldn't wait for the door ... to hit them in the ass!

(When they tried to book another date ... she would make excuses!)

A monger's gotta be able to take the hint and know when his companionship ... is no longer coveted!

No?

(Even in the game that we play ... forcing yourself on a provider in pursuit of MSOG .... is bad form!)

A man's gotta know when he's worn out his welcome ... and a woman is unreceptive to his advances (even in the P4P world)!

No?

 

 

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On 3/21/2024 at 9:10 AM, NotchJohnson said:

I would like to keep this thread going and I do have a few questions for the providers out there.

1) Do you like getting dressed for the guy/girl that comes to your house/apartment/room?

2) What do you like to wear for him/them?
3) Do you accept requests from your clients?

4) Do they have a good expression on their face, does that turn you on more?

 

I would like to hear from as many providers as possible on this subject.

Let's see if I can answer a few. 

1) I enjoy getting dressed with a matching set and a dress. Help put the client at ease. As we get to know each other different lingerie comes out of the closet. The birthday suit is one that always brings a big smile to their face. Office outfits with a pencil skirt and blouse are always a winner too. 

2) Be comfortable. Button up shirts and slacks or nice jeans are always a fav of mine.  I've got a couple clients that have snap button ups and it's a giggle to "rip" the shirt open. 

3) Accepting requests can be tricky especially touring as I do not want to be travelling with 2-3 extra suitcases to fit all the possibilities of requests. Other times logistics of the request can't be met for discretion or safety issues. If requests are done with discretion in mind or timely manner and if its something I have, I have no problem doing it. I have gotten to the point that if I don't have it or stockings requests. I ask they buy it for me. Typically they added to the deposit and I can order them in for our date. 


4) I absolutely love being marvelled at outfits I put together.The other looks I can't get enough of is the hunger look to devour or a kid in a candy shop excited levels. Just someone that is really happy to be there and enjoys my wrappings. 

 

On 1/2/2025 at 10:13 PM, Cjthomas said:

Do you prefer those of us who book ahead or same day requests?

I honestly prefer those who can book ahead. Even 24 hours notice helps me put together my day. We have other things happening in our lives and things that help keep us going in this business. Like going for a walk or getting time at the gym. Nails, hair, personal appointments, bills, banking ect. Planning ahead allows us to flow better with out day and be the most prepared to spend time with you. I'll take same day but be prepared for screening and deposits which can take up to an hour to be received. The infamous "now" appointment doesn't exist. How to you magically appear right now? How do you already know where to go? How are you here already? That makes me beyond nervous if you're already here. You still have to get ready, travel to provider or she travel to you. I find with traffic and overall logistics of everything 90 mins notice should be the minimum. Most of the time its 2 hours for the "now" clients to show up and they're rushing you to hopefully skip a part or all of your screening. I do have a couple established clients that I know it's really difficult to plan ahead in their schedules that I see on very short notice. We also have the understand that they are happy to see me however I am set at the time. This goes with establishing a very good rapport with your preferred provider. 
 

On 6/11/2026 at 7:39 PM, victoryformation said:

Here's another query: How many providers reach out to clients ... in the hopes of getting a repeat visit from a client?

I'm with Allie on this. When touring, I send text or email to past clients and set something up. I typical frame the message of me coming to area for business meetings and wanted to see if they're available to set one up. It's been overall positive feedback for this. If they can't book, I'll give it two or three tours and pull them off my list to connect with when I'm in the area. They're still welcome to contact me but I don't want to seem like a pain and give them the guilt of constantly saying they can't for whatever reasons. 

Locally, I only reach out if it's a regular client and I haven't heard from them in months. Make sure everything is okay and bad things haven't happened to them.  I know, bad me for caring but I do genuinely care for my clients and want them happy and healthy. We all go through chapters and seasons in our lives that aren't always rainbows and sunshine and sometimes a friendly message to check in helps.  

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2 hours ago, StephanieMystique said:

Let's see if I can answer a few. 

1) I enjoy getting dressed with a matching set and a dress. Help put the client at ease. As we get to know each other different lingerie comes out of the closet. The birthday suit is one that always brings a big smile to their face. Office outfits with a pencil skirt and blouse are always a winner too. 

2) Be comfortable. Button up shirts and slacks or nice jeans are always a fav of mine.  I've got a couple clients that have snap button ups and it's a giggle to "rip" the shirt open. 

3) Accepting requests can be tricky especially touring as I do not want to be travelling with 2-3 extra suitcases to fit all the possibilities of requests. Other times logistics of the request can't be met for discretion or safety issues. If requests are done with discretion in mind or timely manner and if its something I have, I have no problem doing it. I have gotten to the point that if I don't have it or stockings requests. I ask they buy it for me. Typically they added to the deposit and I can order them in for our date. 


4) I absolutely love being marvelled at outfits I put together.The other looks I can't get enough of is the hunger look to devour or a kid in a candy shop excited levels. Just someone that is really happy to be there and enjoys my wrappings. 

 

I honestly prefer those who can book ahead. Even 24 hours notice helps me put together my day. We have other things happening in our lives and things that help keep us going in this business. Like going for a walk or getting time at the gym. Nails, hair, personal appointments, bills, banking ect. Planning ahead allows us to flow better with out day and be the most prepared to spend time with you. I'll take same day but be prepared for screening and deposits which can take up to an hour to be received. The infamous "now" appointment doesn't exist. How to you magically appear right now? How do you already know where to go? How are you here already? That makes me beyond nervous if you're already here. You still have to get ready, travel to provider or she travel to you. I find with traffic and overall logistics of everything 90 mins notice should be the minimum. Most of the time its 2 hours for the "now" clients to show up and they're rushing you to hopefully skip a part or all of your screening. I do have a couple established clients that I know it's really difficult to plan ahead in their schedules that I see on very short notice. We also have the understand that they are happy to see me however I am set at the time. This goes with establishing a very good rapport with your preferred provider. 
 

I'm with Allie on this. When touring, I send text or email to past clients and set something up. I typical frame the message of me coming to area for business meetings and wanted to see if they're available to set one up. It's been overall positive feedback for this. If they can't book, I'll give it two or three tours and pull them off my list to connect with when I'm in the area. They're still welcome to contact me but I don't want to seem like a pain and give them the guilt of constantly saying they can't for whatever reasons. 

Locally, I only reach out if it's a regular client and I haven't heard from them in months. Make sure everything is okay and bad things haven't happened to them.  I know, bad me for caring but I do genuinely care for my clients and want them happy and healthy. We all go through chapters and seasons in our lives that aren't always rainbows and sunshine and sometimes a friendly message to check in helps.  

 

Like I've said ... I've rendezvoused with My K-Girl ATF 78x!

(That's a big #!)

No?

I highly doubt we would have hit that # ... if she didn't shoot me cordial, solicitous emails!

I most certainly would have strayed!

(I would have played the field!)

WTF!

But her emails ...kinda sucked me in! (NPI)

Her solicitations incentivized me ... to keep going back!

(And she richly rewarded me!)

Her strategy for procuring me as a regular ... was very effective!

I just couldn't say no!

(She had me in full-throttle, pedal-to-the-metal DATY/DATO worship mode ... the 1st Tuesday night of every month at 9 o'clock!)

She had me circling my calendar!

(I guess she was circling her calendar, too!)

78 rendezvous** ... I never missed (nor did she)!

I'd say her solicitous-emails strategy ... was a highly-effective (street-smart) modus operandi!

Ya think?

 

 

**

It was a VERY, VERY, VERY INTERESTING JOURNEY!

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@victoryformation we are not enjoying your repeat commatary, once was enough. We don't need an alphabet soup play by play of what happened. Those matters are to be kept discreet and between you and the individual. If you had such a positive experience leave a recommendation. Otherwise, especially with you being new to the platform, we are going to think you are lying. If you like writing erotica there is appropriate sites to discuss and tell storys. 

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8 hours ago, StephanieMystique said:

@victoryformation we are not enjoying your repeat commatary, once was enough. We don't need an alphabet soup play by play of what happened. Those matters are to be kept discreet and between you and the individual. If you had such a positive experience leave a recommendation. Otherwise, especially with you being new to the platform, we are going to think you are lying. If you like writing erotica there is appropriate sites to discuss and tell storys. 

 

Au Contraire Mon Amie!

Your skepticism is unwarranted!

I am a man of noble parentage and pedigree!

I AM NOT LYING!

(Not even a little bit!)

I speak ... of what I know! 

Some mongers are unafraid to push the (DATO) hobby envelope with their ATF... and go where few mongers fear to tread!

If my brother mongers wish to live a quotidian mongering life ... that's on them!

My shameless DATO (with Reddi Wip) indulgences with My K-Girl ATF ... were very real ... and it happened the way I said it happened!

4real4real! 

 

 

ps 

(Stay with me ... on this one!)

The fact that you question my credibility (and IT'S ALL 100% TRUE) ... is really quite gratifying!

To know that my mongering indulgences, experiences and (DATO) exploits were so extraordinary with My K-Girl ATF ... that the average monger (and provider) ... can not relate .... cuz,  to them it is not believable  that a monger could have such experiences and live that level of  totally-shamelessly-indulgent  mongering life!

To them: It stretches the bounds of credibility!

(I LUV IT!)

To know that's ... the actual hobby life I led!

That's a testament ... to just how much  ... I pushed the hobby envelope!

My $0.02,

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On 6/14/2026 at 12:01 PM, victoryformation said:

 

Au Contraire Mon Frere!

What happened that night has to be properly contextualized!

I've rendezvoused with My K-Girl ATF 78x!

Wasn't something unexpected bound to happen ... sooner or later?

(When you hookup with a provider that many times ...eventually some cards that you hadn't planned for ... are gunna come out of the deck!)

No?

Ya just gotta play 'em!

(When I unexpectedly arrived at her hotel an hour early ... I "audiblized" ... called a play ... and went into stalker mode!)

Many of my brother mongers ... would have probably done the same thing!

(The situation presented itself!)

Our previous rendezvous were always well-orchestrated set pieces!

i.e.

1) I arrive at her hotel at 8:45.

2) I text her ... "I'm here $#@%-Luv" ... at 8:54.

3) 8:55 she texts me her room # .... and I head on up.

That's the way it always played out ... without fail!

(But that night ... it didn't play out that way!)

I'M NOT a STALKER!

That night ... I just went with the flow!

 

 

ps

I did a deep AI dive on that fancy, souffle ramekin ... in her hotel room!

It was a $38 Delft Blue Juliska Country Estate!

(Connect the dots!)

I am 100% confident on what I observed ... on that cold February night!

 

I am curious as to why you would arrive an hour early and sit in the parking lot. Do you not think that that might arouse suspicion from hotel security? I certainly would not be impressed if my clients did such a thing also even if you were right about the chef visiting her before you, what is the point that you’re trying to make?

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On 6/11/2026 at 6:36 PM, victoryformation said:

 

For some reason answers from providers are not forthcoming on this question: What % of mongers are DATOers?

AI has it at 25%!

But I highly doubt 1 in 4 mongers eat providers' a##holes!

(I don't care what Gemini says: I say 1 in 10 (max)!)

Dato is not something that is usually offerred by most providers and if it is, the ones I know who allow it also insist on using dental dams both ways due to hygienic concerns.

 

 

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10 hours ago, Mature Andee said:

I am curious as to why you would arrive an hour early and sit in the parking lot. Do you not think that that might arouse suspicion from hotel security? I certainly would not be impressed if my clients did such a thing also even if you were right about the chef visiting her before you, what is the point that you’re trying to make?

 

Let me try to elucidate further ... how it all played out!

As I have previously posted ... I arrived an hour early due to completely unforeseen, unique circumstances!

(i.e. Somehow .... I managed to get directly behind a state- police, escort convoy escorting some VIP ... and consequently encountered absolutely no traffic and zipped straight on up to her hotel ... an hour early!)

I specifically made this point ... to dispel notions that I arrived an hour early to purposely stalk My ATF's hotel!

(Absolute Nonsense!)

The hotel was a Hilton ... with ample parking ... so it was relatively easy to strategically park with a bird's-eye view of the lobby and the portico ... and not "arouse suspicion"!

(Plus ... it was a cold, drizzly February night ... and not too many people would be out surveilling the parking lot!)

The point I was trying to make ... was in response to the 
"Ask Me Anything" thread.

The question I posited to providers in that tread was: "Have you ever had any famous clients?"

My post in response to that question ... was how one night when I was preparing to rendezvous with My ATF ...I encountered a unique set of circumstances that had me arriving at her hotel an unexpected hour early!

Being an hour early .... I had ample time to kill!                                           And with that much time on my hands ... I decided to get into "stalker mode" ... which was completely out of character for me!

I am not a stalker!

But due to a unique set of circumstances ... that night I was!

That's when I observed (what I thought to be) ... a well-known Food Network chef conversing with the limo driver... and then getting into a stretch limo under the hotel portico!

(At first blush I didn't really pay much attention to him ...until I gave him a double take!)

"That guy looks familiar!"

He was well-dressed ... with an expensive-looking bomber jacket on!

As I zeroed in on him ... he had an exceedingly strong resemblance ... to a well-known Food Network chef!

But, like I said, it was a dark, drizzly February night ... and I was a distance away ... so exact identification could not be certain!  

Like I said ... by the time 8:55 rolled around My ATF promptly texted me her room # ... I headed on up to her room... and had I completely forgotten what I observed under the hotel portico 30 minutes earlier (cuz I had vastly more important things on my mind)!

That is ... until I stepped into her room and immediately observed a fancy, expensive-looking, souffle ramekin sitting on the table in the dinette!

That's when a light bulb went off in my head ... and I began to connect the dots!

Now ... was the smiling chap high-fiving the limo driver ... the famous Food Network chef?

Don't know for sure!

Cuz it was a cold, dark, drizzly February night ... the windshield had rain drops on it  .... and visibility was poor!

Everything could have been nothing more ... than a bunch of coincidences and figments of my imagination!

(But then ... maybe not!)

All I know is ... somebody brought My ATF a souffle in a fancy ramekin!

(And when she offered me a taste ... it was not the creation of a short-order cook!)

That's for sure!

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If nothing else you’re a skilled writer and an interesting story teller, albeit a little long winded,lol.

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On 6/19/2026 at 1:12 AM, Mature Andee said:

Dato is not something that is usually offerred by most providers and if it is, the ones I know who allow it also insist on using dental dams both ways due to hygienic concerns.

 

 

 

Wow!

That's pretty tame stuff!

Too clinical for me!

Doesn't sound like much fun!

A dental dam would defeat the whole purpose ... and take all the fun out of it!

Any self-respecting monger .... wants to taste and savor his ATF!

If I had to confine my mongering to missionary-position sex (boooring) ... I'd forsake the hobby altogether!

(I'd find another vice!)

I didn't enter the hobby ... thinking I would becum a DATO Aficionado/Connoisseur!

I never even thought about it!

My K-Girl ATF ... got me started on IT!

(One night (after about 5 or 6 rendezvous) after doing some catching up and imbibing in some cocktails ... she jumped up and pushed me on the bed ... and began to sit on my face! After rubbing her pussy in my face ... she switched up and started rubbing her asshole in my face!)

I WAS HOOKED!

She was sweet-tasting and delicious!

OMG!

I GOT (DATO) RELIGION!

Since that day .... DATO has been a much-anticipated,  big ritual when we rendezvous!

To her credit ... she's always hygienically pristine and surgically-scrubbed!

(Never had an off day!)

When we rendezvous ... I am totally shameless .... I eat her asshole with reckless abandon!

I put the pedal to the metal ... and drive (eat) it like it's stolen!

(I've even enhanced the sinful endeavor, upped the ante and took DATO to the next level .... by lathering her up with Reddi Wip ... and do some serious tongue lashing and probing!)

SHE LOVES IT!

Before we get started ... she puts a towel underneath herself ...so as to not stain the bedspread ... and avoid an embarrassing situation with housekeeping!

Eating her asshole can get surreal!

It's the ultimate sensory overload!

It's the quintessential dopamine surge!

(IT'S ADDICTIVE!)

When I'm with her ... I just can't help myself!

And she knows it!

Her room gets so thick with atmosphere from carnal utterances and bodily secretions ... that you can cut through it with a knife!

The pungent aroma of a freshly-eaten, brought-to-orgasm, puckering asshole ... is something every monger should experience , at least once, in his mongering lifetime!

(IT IS INDESCRIBABLY AWESOME!)

OMG!

One night the atmosphere in her room was so kinetic ...that a static charge went off!

(It was like a mini lightning bolt!)

We had a good laugh ... on that one!

She was so into the DATO Experience ... that when she would have her face buried deep in the pillow ... whenever I tried to come for air ... she would reach back and push my face back down on her derriere!

SHE LOVED IT!

(One Christmas ....she bought me a snorkel and a scuba mask for a Xmas present!)

One Valentine's Day she coyly presented me with a bib ... in preparation for the DATO (with Reddi Wip) shameless slobberfest!

The DATO ritual was a well-orchestrated set piece!  

i.e.

After doing a little catching up, exchanging pleasantries and sharing a 25 oz. bottle of Chimay Grande Reserve (8% ABV) ... she would promptly bounce up and proudly get into her birthday suit (all the while keeping on her 5" CFM Louboutins) (OMG) .... throw herself on to the bed... bury her face deep in the pillow ... prop up her ass with a suggestive wiggle ... and let me HAVE at IT!

(What's a Lustful Monger Supposed to Do?)

I saw My (DATO) Duty... and I DID IT!

I was a man of action!

Is there any wonder ... she would be smiling from ear to ear whenever I stepped into room?

If the truth be told:  DATO with a surgically-scrubbed ATF ... is The Apex of the Hobby Experience! 

However ...there is one major problem, though!**

Once you've experienced Unadulterated DATO Nirvana ... your perception of Hobby reality drastically changes ... and you can never go back** to ordinary, perfunctory sex!

(It's just too quotidian and boring!)**

 

 

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"A mind that has been stretched by a new experience ... can never go back to its old dimensions."

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On 6/20/2026 at 10:21 AM, Cjthomas said:

If nothing else you’re a skilled writer and an interesting story teller, albeit a little long winded,lol.

 

Au Contraire Mon Frere!

Wait a minute!

Some rendezvous with an ATF are so compelling, dynamic and off-the-charts that an abridged   1 or 2 paragraph version   is doing a great injustice to the actual telling of what happened ... and how it all went down!

Brevity should not necessarily ... be the order of the day!

The hobby tale ... should adequately be told in its entirety!

No?

Some hookups are, indeed, worthy of a "War and Peace Version"!

For example: 

One night My ATF and I were in full-throttle DATY/DATO, F%@king & Sucking mode!

I was doing my gender proud shamelessly indulging in her sweet-tasting asshole and ... after ingesting 100 mg of Vitamin Blue ... pounding the s##t out of her!

(For a 5' 3" 107 lbs K-Girl Spinner ... she can sure take a pounding!)

It was one of those nights!

In the throes of unadulterated passion ... her boisterous moans and groans ... had to be echoing and resonating through the hallway!

I was givin' it to her good; she was letting it all go!

(It had to have had a cathouse effect... to any guests strolling down the hallway!)LoL

The Hilton soundproofing ... could not possibly have been up to the task!

(I'm surprised hotel security didn't intervene!)

Such a display was totally out of character for her, though!

She makes it a point to be discrete, unnoticed and not draw attention to herself

The last thing she wants to do ... is make a spectacle of herself!

(But not on this night!)

She was getting so carried away in her excitations ... that housekeeping definitely had to pick up on it!

They zeroed in on her room, no doubt!

(I'm sure the housekeepers ... had their tongues wagging and were in full-gossip mode ... in the break room!)kj

So much so ... that when I left My ATF's room with the biggest s##t-eatin'/cat-got-the-mouse grin on my face ... as I was walking to the elevator ... I was intercepted by a hot chica** housekeeper (Maria) who was pushing her trolley down the hall ...and with a wink and a knowing smile she buttonholed me ... and handed me a coaster with her name and # on it and said: "Oh Papi ...I can take more better care for you!"

(Another day in the life of a monger!)

Ya Gotta Luv It!

 

 

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She resembled a 20-something Eva Longoria!

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57 minutes ago, victoryformation said:

 

Au Contraire Mon Frere!

Wait a minute!

Some rendezvous with an ATF are so compelling, dynamic and off-the-charts that an abridged   1 or 2 paragraph version   is doing a great injustice to the actual telling of what happened ... and how it all went down!

Brevity should not necessarily ... be the order of the day!

The hobby tale ... should adequately be told in its entirety!

No?

Some hookups are, indeed, worthy of a "War and Peace Version"!

For example: 

One night My ATF and I were in full-throttle DATY/DATO, F%@king & Sucking mode!

I was doing my gender proud shamelessly indulging in her sweet-tasting asshole and ... after ingesting 100 mg of Vitamin Blue ... pounding the s##t out of her!

(For a 5' 3" 107 lbs K-Girl Spinner ... she can sure take a pounding!)

It was one of those nights!

In the throes of unadulterated passion ... her boisterous moans and groans ... had to be echoing and resonating through the hallway!

I was givin' it to her good; she was letting it all go!

(It had to have had a cathouse effect... to any guests strolling down the hallway!)LoL

The Hilton soundproofing ... could not possibly have been up to the task!

(I'm surprised hotel security didn't intervene!)

Such a display was totally out of character for her, though!

She makes it a point to be discrete, unnoticed and not draw attention to herself

The last thing she wants to do ... is make a spectacle of herself!

(But not on this night!)

She was getting so carried away in her excitations ... that housekeeping definitely had to pick up on it!

They zeroed in on her room, no doubt!

(I'm sure the housekeepers ... had their tongues wagging and were in full-gossip mode ... in the break room!)kj

So much so ... that when I left My ATF's room with the biggest s##t-eatin'/cat-got-the-mouse grin on my face ... as I was walking to the elevator ... I was intercepted by a hot chica** housekeeper (Maria) who was pushing her trolley down the hall ...and with a wink and a knowing smile she buttonholed me ... and handed me a coaster with her name and # on it and said: "Oh Papi ...I can take more better care for you!"

(Another day in the life of a monger!)

Ya Gotta Luv It!

 

 

**

She resembled a 20-something Eva Longoria!

Daty and Dato? Do you do ass to pussy or ass to mouth - just curious.

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22 hours ago, Mature Andee said:

Daty and Dato? Do you do ass to pussy or ass to mouth - just curious.

 

It's a meticulous 5-step process ... paying particular attention to anatomical detail ... honed by years of  being in the DATY/DATO trenches!

Essentially: It's ass ... to taint ... to pussy... to clit ... to mouth .. and DFK!

When you get IT right with an ATF ... IT'S a BEAUTIFUL THING!

(Here's a play-by-play ... on how it goes down!)

When I rendezvous with My K-Girl ATF ....it's a veritable smorgasbord of shameless, carnal indulgences!

Everything (except sodomy) ... is on the menu!

(To her credit ... she's always hygienically on point and surgically-scrubbed!)

She always game to have her orifices .... sucked-on, probed and licked!

One of my favorite indulgences is to pin her legs back ... so her asshole is looking straight at me ... I then tongue and probe her asshole (yum) ... slowly work my tongue up to her taint ... and move up and wantonly lick her pussy and suck on her clit! 

I then slowly reverse the process ... slowly going back south ... paying attention to every part of her anatomy down below (clit, pussy, taint and asshole)!

(South and north.... north and south  ... down and up... up and down!)

Asshole to the taint .... taint to the pussy... pussy to the clit ... and back down in reverse order!

After a good up-and-down rhythm is established .....THIS goes on for a good, lustful 30 minutes!

(She, really, gets into IT!)

It gets pretty intense!

She quivers and shakes ... she moans and groans at high pitch! 

Then ... once her bodily secretions start flowing and I have a good mouthful of them ... I thrust myself on top of her ... and thrust my tongue down her throat for a DFK ... so she can taste her succulence!

She is sweet-tasting!

(It is Surreal, Awesome ... and the Apex of GFE!)

It is the Ultimate Sensory Overload!

When we get in the GFE/ATF Zone ... the room gets thick with body heat and sweet-smelling perspiration! 

DATO >DATY> DFK > (The Ultimate Hobby Trifecta)!

30 minutes of passionate probing, licking and sucking up precious bodily secretions ... is merely a prelude to the piece de resistance!

i.e.

Another 30 minutes of (Kama Sutra Style) Face Sitting, Missionary, CG, RCG and finishing off with a view of her Awesome, Doggy-Style Spread (standing and bending over in her 5" CFM Louboutins)! OMG

(HER REAR, DOGGY-STYLE VIEW (in 5" CFMs}... has gotta be the most awe-inspiring sight ... in all of the Hobbyverse!)

Plus ... when she gets warmed-up .... she's like a hot knife in butter!

Depleted, drained, over-heated and dripping with sweat .... we then have a 15-minute, cuddling, pillow-talk cool down!

IT'S as GOOD as IT GETS!

 

 

 

ps

I hope that sufficiently answers your question!

 

 

 

 

 

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On 3/21/2024 at 8:10 AM, NotchJohnson said:

I would like to keep this thread going and I do have a few questions for the providers out there.

1) Do you like getting dressed for the guy/girl that comes to your house/apartment/room?

2) What do you like to wear for him/them?
3) Do you accept requests from your clients?

4) Do they have a good expression on their face, does that turn you on more?

 

I would like to hear from as many providers as possible on this subject.

 

May I add a #5?

What's the most-interesting, unusual, who-would-have-ever-thunk-it "2nd act" ... you providers have undertaken  (or heard of) ,,, after you hung up your stilettos?

Was it a big letdown?

Was the $$$ commensurate?

Did you have 2nd thoughts?

Did you miss providing?

Did think of returning?

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On 9/17/2025 at 2:22 PM, Jackobean said:

This is a great topic but no responses. Any ladies out there wanting to enlighten us?

 

Hear ... Hear!

This is a really good thread!

Providers should take this opportunity to "enlighten us"  and make us better clients .... or at the very least keep the convo going!

(Otherwise a thread hits a dead zone!)

If they don't participate ... we're gunna have to answer our own questions!

Or we're gunna have to start our own ... "Ask a monger" thread!

 

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Another question: How often (if ever) ... have you been shorted in the envelope?

(I'll bet this question ... won't get one response!)

(I'll explain my reasoning later!)

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