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I was out with my favourite escort and we were about to leave the hotel, we started talking about painting... we are both (amateur) artists... and she noted that she had run out of art supplies and I offered to stop by Michaels to buy some for her on the way back to her home...

 

When we got to the store, she looked at me and said "Forget the Chanel bag, my sugar daddy buys me art supplies at Michael"... the way she said it was absolutely hilarious.

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just having spent an hour with The Incomparable Dina Doll

qualifies as Highlight of the Year !

 

She's here for one more day lads ;)

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@Kilt Boy: Congratulations! Your circumnavigation was strictly Mercury, Venus and the Sun but you've still got Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Your Anus, and Neptune to deal with.

Don't worry though, it doesn't become more difficult..... I speak from experience!

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Today I made my 100th blood donation! After the celebrations yesterday, I think it may have come out 50% alcohol and 50% cake.

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finding out I'm getting a bigger tax refund than I expected, so my accountant friend just got upgraded to a fancy dinner and a gift certificate to Nordic !

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Helping someone who is just about to lose it.

 

On the bus ride home last night, we were diverted because of a downed power line. An older lady with a cane was running back and forth in the aisle trying to make out where we were going, even if we only moved 10' because of the traffic. Everyone could see she was in distress, but the bus driver just ignored her.

 

I asked what the problem was and I eventually figured out that the line was down right in front of her apartment building and no matter where she got off on the diversion meant a long walk for her.

 

This new path ran about a block from my place. I convinced her to get off the bus with me so I could drive her home. I don't drive to work.

 

It took 30 minutes out of my day and saved someone some real grief.

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I finished a program I was doing today that was 7 weeks in length so very happy about that & I have a job interview tomorrow for a part time position ! Very excited.

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This was a highlight but not of today, it actually happened a few weeks ago. I had planned a meeting that was early on a Saturday morning, the lady that I was seeing did not reply to my text an hour before our meeting, I was still traveling to see her anyway. You see I live over an hour away from Ottawa and it takes me some time to get there. Anyway I was 5 minutes away from her place when she calls me...I answer the phone thinking she cancelled the date....she announced that she had turned off her notification the night before and had forgotten to turn it back on.

 

The date is still on but it will take her a few minutes to get ready for me. I'm not mad, I'm actually glad that she confirmed and I'm easy going and I wait for her call.

I get the text and I proceed to meet her, she is looking stunning, she is wearing a slit dress(I love those on a sexy lady) and she has fresh red lipstick on her and the first thing she does is come for a big kiss(I love those too, very much). After a few minutes of our lips locked together I ask if I could go and wash my hands because I touched many things before this date(gas pump, lottery ticket, door handles etc...). What do I notice when I got in the bathroom and looked in the mirror....my lips and around my mouth was all red...I laugh and go and meet her on the couch she looked just has bad as I did. We laughed at this for a bit and kept going, before the date was over there was no more lipstick left to show on either of us.

 

 

I just though I would share this with my fellow Cerbiens.

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