Guest f***2f*** Report post Posted September 19, 2011 Cowgirl....a female cattle attendant Doggie...man's best friend Pussy...cute name for a cat Your mileage may vary......words the car salesman said when he sold an economy car Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roamingguy 300291 Report post Posted September 19, 2011 I thought this was a beaver And then to confuse matters, a beaver that's a horseman (slang for RCMP-won't use the term mountie, that can bring up even more confusing connotations) But being a horseman does that mean that it's a well hung beaver (as in hung like a horse) Sorry, long day RG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gentleman11 10508 Report post Posted September 26, 2011 Now you've got me thinking of words in TV shows I'll never think of the same - Leave it to Beaver - Big Bang Throry - Different Strokes - Just for Laughs Gags (a favorite) - TJ Hooker and my all time favorite "Monday Night Football" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VedaSloan 119179 Report post Posted September 26, 2011 My entire life, for as long as I can remember, DP was always Dr. Pepper. And then I hit high school and everyone thought I meant double penetration. I can assure you, I stopped saying things like, "man, I could go for some DP right now." 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Touch 57501 Report post Posted September 26, 2011 My entire life, for as long as I can remember, DP was always Dr. Pepper. And then I hit high school and everyone thought I meant double penetration. I can assure you, I stopped saying things like, "man, I could go for some DP right now." That's funny Berlin! I don't think I could say "Let's all put on 'party hats'" with a straight face at a party any more -- certainly not with kids around. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted September 26, 2011 Could there be a TV series called BJ and the Bear ever again??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Touch 57501 Report post Posted September 26, 2011 Outside of the hobby, I don't think I could keep a straight face if a woman was introduced to me as "Trixie." I have a hard enough time with "Fanny" -- although if a woman as classy as Fanny Ardant has that name it can't be all bad. ;) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrrnice2 157005 Report post Posted September 28, 2011 Finally I have a word to contribute that I think was not introduced previously. I am laughing as I write this because a short while ago I wrote a note in the highlights of the day thread saying about helping someone finish getting their winter wood inside. An SP saw it and wrote me a note and used Wood as her subject heading. I knew what she was going to refer to but the subject heading brought the other meaning to mind. She is probably writing me now saying to get my mind out of the gutter. :) So, I contribute Wood. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Touch 57501 Report post Posted September 29, 2011 Actually banana cream pie has always been one of favorite desserts ever since I was a kid. It never occurred to me it could it could have a very different meaning until I started to read 'the boards' several years ago. I hope to have the former from time to time, but it is unlikely I will be having the latter in the foreseeable future. In respect to the previous post I meant to write in my 'reputation comments' I meant to write: For me growing up in California in the sixties, a "woody" was a wood-panelled stationwagon. (I wasn't at all aware of the meaning the porn industry had given to "a woody." ) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted September 29, 2011 It happened at work today.... One of the bosses said she had a wedding to go to and she was going to get a "facial" on Friday. I snickered. I got the pissiest look ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
toine 30556 Report post Posted September 29, 2011 It happened at work today.... One of the bosses said she had a wedding to go to and she was going to get a "facial" on Friday. I snickered. I got the pissiest look ever. And yet, most likely, she did not know why exactly you snickered at facial... Much of what we do at the office is done to answer requests right here and right now... When I say it's just a quicky, they tend to smirk! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Touch 57501 Report post Posted January 12, 2012 "I think maybe we should check under the hood" -- I had never really considered that a "hood" wasn't necessarily made of metal! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrrnice2 157005 Report post Posted May 25, 2012 I recently wrote in the "Getting to Know you Better" thread the following. I love trout fishing and can sit and watch my bobber not even move for hours and still be content. I had a hilarious comment made on that. I guess I shall never look at a bobber in the same way again. But when I think of it, I LOVE watching a bobber in motion. :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
omehgosh 736 Report post Posted May 25, 2012 I always giggle a little to myself when I hear an advertisement referring to "hand-tossed" dough, or salad. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tokan 16826 Report post Posted May 25, 2012 Before I found Cerb I always thought of Incall or Outcall as having to with a doctors visit, which I always tended to dread. Now whenever I think of those two terms I get almost giddy with excitement, lol. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brockvilleman 615 Report post Posted May 25, 2012 for me it is from an ad here on cerb which stated the sp was asking for a 180 roses. i checked the garden but did not have near enough. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest W***ledi*Time Report post Posted May 25, 2012 Who knew that Spooning can lead to Forking? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shelly Lane 13856 Report post Posted May 26, 2012 Well for me its when I shop for supplies, Magmun, used to drink them have fired them enjoyed him on TV BUT NOW Its the type of condoms to have handy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest W***ledi*Time Report post Posted May 26, 2012 Sharing snowballs ... just as good as sharing icecream! Hey guys! Don't spill any of that ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Touch 57501 Report post Posted June 24, 2012 The penile sense of "grower" was new to me -- not to mention its opposite "show-er" LOL! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest **zz**x Report post Posted June 24, 2012 There is a street sweeping company in Ottawa called CTM cleaning but the writing makes it look like CIM Cleaning... That would be quite the job! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jhena Grey 25615 Report post Posted June 24, 2012 Cream pie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Touch 57501 Report post Posted June 24, 2012 "Raincoat" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest **zz**x Report post Posted June 25, 2012 Doing some shopping today and came across (pardon the expression) some shaved meat.... Smiled to myself and bought two packs....! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Luckyme 41401 Report post Posted June 25, 2012 When I go to a restaurant, the word "dinning" makes me smile - reminding me of one of my favorite activities, and it is not about food. The "Y" reminds me of my favorite spot, and it is not YMCA, lol. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
