What kind of male are you?

[oldblueeyez 15475]

I know I am not an Alpha; I hate the frikkers.

I knew I was not a Beta.

There had to be more.

I discovered that I am a Sigma,

from a line of Sigmas it seems.

 

Sigmas don't play your Alpha/Beta games.

Sigma is the only male which threatens the Alpha.

Sigma is a batshit crazy motherfrikker who follows his own rules.

The Alpha male looks at the Sigma and all that he has

and thinks, "You frikker, you didn't play by the rules, I hate you!"

 

Well, the Sigma hates you back, motherfrikker.

The Sigma doesn't give a frik for your games, whether sport or occupation.

The Alpha's measurements of success mean nothing to the Sigma.

 

By hook or by crook, the Sigma gets

what the Alpha gets.

 

The Sigma will stand up to the motherfrikkin

Alpha and the Alpha will stand down.

[Reuben Sandwich 13841]

I'm an animale.

[neebleton 2940]

a (hot ta)male :)

[contraman 5480]

[Guest ***nsut***jr]

I did some quick research on this and figured out I could care less.

 

Whats a frikk?

[Butterfly Kisses 2301]

I am a swiggly diagonal line

[antlerman 17064]

Just plain horny male

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[jafo105 39057]

I am a perfect gentle-man -- or so I have been told.

 

-- Its all I care. ;)

[IamaGeek 3664]

Easy, I am me.

[roamingguy 300291]

I am a perfect gentle-man -- or so I have been told.

 

-- Its all I care. ;)

 

I am a gentleman, so I've been told.

But perfect, well I try for perfection, but there is likely a flaw or two LOL

RG

[JoyfulC 132299]

I'm a fe-male... which is like a male, only a lot stronger (due to the iron component).

[Aspen Wilde 31370]

I'm a maelstrom?

[Guest a**4*]

I am me take me as i am....:)

[someguy 67067]

What you see is what you get?

A gentleman that enjoys pleasing a woman :)

[Moviefan 1238]

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.

See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.

I'm crying.

 

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.

Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday.

Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.

I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.

 

Mister City Policeman sitting

Pretty little policemen in a row.

See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run.

I'm crying, I'm crying.

I'm crying, I'm crying.

 

Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye.

Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,

Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down.

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.

I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.

 

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun.

If the sun don't come, you get a tan

From standing in the English rain.

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.

I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.

 

Expert textpert choking smokers,

Don't you think the joker laughs at you?

See how they smile like pigs in a sty,

See how they snied.

I'm crying.

 

Semolina pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower.

Elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna.

Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe.

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.

I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.

Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob g'goo...