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Hello, I am one of those guys that stick to one lady if she keeps me happy. After 3yrs of seeing one beautiful open minded lady, she has decided to retire. I am looking for a lady that offers bbbj, bareback fs, greek and cim. I know most don't but some are out there. If there is any lady that offers these services, please pm me. If I posted this in the wrong section, I apologize.

 

Merci.

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Hello, I am one of those guys that stick to one lady if she keeps me happy. After 3yrs of seeing one beautiful open minded lady, she has decided to retire. I am looking for a lady that offers bbbj, bareback fs, greek and cim. I know most don't but some are out there. If there is any lady that offers these services, please pm me. If I posted this in the wrong section, I apologize.

 

Merci.

 

Oh boy you are going to be flamed big time. Bareback fs ???? Are you out of your mind ?

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I am looking for a lady that offers bbbj, bareback fs, greek and cim. I know most don't but some are out there. If there is any lady that offers these services, please pm me. If I posted this in the wrong section, I apologize.

 

BBFS? I think you're on the wrong site. Try Lavalife or POFish or perhaps Maxwells on a Friday.

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Hello, I am one of those guys that stick to one lady if she keeps me happy. After 3yrs of seeing one beautiful open minded lady, she has decided to retire. I am looking for a lady that offers bbbj, bareback fs, greek and cim. I know most don't but some are out there. If there is any lady that offers these services, please pm me. If I posted this in the wrong section, I apologize.

 

Merci.

 

 

Posted on the wrong section...BBFS, your on the wrong board

Post has no place on CERB. You've been a member long enough, since Nov 2010 to know better

Should read the rules, no advertising or discussion of bbfs

http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/faq.php?faq=vb_faq#faq_rules

RG

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Hello, I am one of those guys that stick to one lady if she keeps me happy. After 3yrs of seeing one beautiful open minded lady, she has decided to retire. I am looking for a lady that offers bbbj, bareback fs, greek and cim. I know most don't but some are out there. If there is any lady that offers these services, please pm me. If I posted this in the wrong section, I apologize.

 

Merci.

You're not looking for the ultimate escort but for the "ultimate girlfriend"!

 

Good luck playing Russian Roulette! I hope you collect on your investment and gamble...

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Did you ever think your favourite SP had to retire because Russian roulette caught up with her? Maybe you should get tested for STD's/STI's. If she is "open minded" with you how many other clients was she "open minded" with. And how unconscionable of you and other clients, to put it mildly to put that pressure on a lady to perform bbfs. It's characters like you that give this lifestyle a bad name

RG

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The only way you might get BB service is if you cruise the seedy part of town and pick up a drug-addicted streetworker that is looking for her next fix and will do it for 20 bucks extra. But beware, she might also gift you with something else along with it. To the OP, you'll have a tough search, and if you do find a willing 'lady', just check in with yourself first to see if the risk of contracting AIDS or any number of STIs is worth that.

 

The post is definitely out of place on this board, and I hope you can see the sense and reason why. I'm sure many others will help you out.

FR

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I think everyone before me have already said enough on your bbfs request, so I won't add on to it.

 

But I do have a question - are you not afraid that if an SP provides this service, she is at a comparably high risk of contracting some very dangerous stuff that will invariably get passed along to you?

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I just want to state that the escort offering bareback services in the thread, is not me. Someone had the nerve to contact a friend of mine and ask if this was me. Yes I am retiring, but I want to state that I would never consider BBFS with anyone as my life is way too important to me.

 

I am clarifying now, the escort who offered BB is not me.

 

I have never offered and never will bbfs or bbanal. It pains me that someone would even question if this was me.

 

I'm smarter than that. Pregnancy, disease and death are not outcomes I want to deal with.

 

Thanks for reading.

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Hello, I am one of those guys that stick to one lady if she keeps me happy. After 3yrs of seeing one beautiful open minded lady, she has decided to retire. I am looking for a lady that offers bbbj, bareback fs, greek and cim. I know most don't but some are out there. If there is any lady that offers these services, please pm me. If I posted this in the wrong section, I apologize.

 

Merci.

 

I hope the girl your looking for is not here on cerb.

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Omg ... I may enjoy a lot of humor on Cerb and I may respond to posts in a funny way ... but this is not funny, it's in bad taste, and it is almost disrespectful to many of the fine ladies on this board!

 

I hope you don't find what you're looking for!

 

Oh! and by the way, don't befriend me please.

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Really?

Yeah, really!

 

And the day he catches something, who do you think is going to get the blame for it? The escort he had BBFS with? The girl at the bar he had BBFS with? The girl he picked up on the street for BBFS? OR himself? Of course it will be the "lady" he was with!

 

I apologise but blatant stupidity and ignorance really anger me!

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Me thinks I shall invent a "tallywacker taser" mandatory for vaginas and rear entry areas of SP,s that offer BBFS.

 

No condom then any pecker with in a foot !!!! SHOCK that tallywacker !!! Try it again the voltage just doubled !! ;)

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I think it's only fair that the one offering bbfs get a zap too.

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Is also possible from bbbj/ rimming / cof/cim/ daty

All of which are advertised here

As someone who only does Cbj

Bbbj seems just as dangerous to me / HIV is not the only disease out there

I have rarely seen listerine in a bathroom

 

You can't say you are afraid of disease and engage in bbbj

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Is also possible from bbbj/ rimming / cof/cim/ daty

All of which are advertised here

As someone who only does Cbj

Good for you for only indulging in CJBs. Let me ask you, do you enjoy kissing? If so, did you know that you can also contract diseases such as gonorrhea from kissing as the bacteria can also live in someone's throat?

 

Bbbj seems just as dangerous to me / HIV is not the only disease out there

I have rarely seen listerine in a bathroom

 

You can't say you are afraid of disease and engage in bbbj

 

There is risk with every sexual activity we share with someone that is not a regular and exclusive partner.

 

With a little research, you will also discover that BBBJ is not as risky as BBFS.

 

BBBJ is risky, yes. But BBFS is not in the same ballpark...

 

But there are risks, and then there are ENORMOUS risks. BBFS falls into the enormous pile.

 

BBFS is not a risk anyone should take, because it can put your life at risk.

Thanks, Cleo!

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There really isn't much more to be said. BBFS is simply not acceptable.

 

There are certainly risks associated with all sorts of activities, which is one of the reasons it is important that hobbyists also regularly go for STI testing.

 

Porthos

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I've come up with a new theorem. I call it "The CERB Circlejerk Rule: Any thread, given sufficient time, eventually degenerates into a discussion of BBBJ."

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I've come up with a new theorem. I call it "The CERB Circlejerk Rule: Any thread, given sufficient time, eventually degenerates into a discussion of BBBJ."

 

Is this a covered circle jerk of is BBCJ available? Cuz, you know, there's diseases......

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I am looking for a lady that offers... bareback fs

 

You describe this as the "ultimate" escort.

 

Here are a few synonyms for "ultimate" that may end up describing your ultimate "unhappy ending". Extreme... Final... Last... Terminal... and Ending.

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To the person who posted about only getting cbj and comparing bbbj and bbfs...

 

Condoms break, or fall off, or perforate...shit happens all the time. Everything is a risk. If you want to be risk free, masterbate alone in a very hot tub full of lysol, wearing a rubber glove and a condom.

 

Obviously I'm being facetious. The risks with bbbj are very minimal compared to bbfs; they are more comparable to the risks of kissing, etc.

 

Regardless, the OP has made a huge gaff here.

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