Brad 49548 Report post Posted November 23, 2013 Signs that you've spent too much time on Cerb: You overhear a nearby person make an interesting observation and automatically yell out "thanks". Your friends notice that you've stopped complaining about bad experiences with restaurants, movies, and sporting events and only share which ones you'd recommend. When you go somewhere new you don't feel like you can be fully involved until you've said at least five things. Instead of just thinking happy thoughts your immediate reaction to seeing a picture of alluring eyes, a best bum, beautiful lingerie, an appreciated redhead, loved boobies, or awesome abs is that you better login and share it. You notice a couple people shouting at each other and warn them they should wait for more people to speak in between them or they may get in trouble. You're looking through the alphabet books in a bookstore and think the theme or word choices are very boring. Your boss sends you 100 emails and you automatically congratulate them on their contributions. Someone complains that they weren't allowed into an event and your first thought is to ask them about their hygiene. When watching the Lord of the Rings, the Eye of Sauron reminds you a little of MOD (err...only in the look of the avatar, not the whole personality of ultimate evil thing...) Hmm, did I miss any? :) 10 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Midnite-Energies 110563 Report post Posted November 23, 2013 Don't forget that when you're looking at something innocuous or with Initials and it reminds you of a thread, person or something industry related and you end up smiling to yourself about it while others wonder what you're up to! 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1963Kennedy 10698 Report post Posted November 23, 2013 you're still here when you got up 4 hours ago to wash the car. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andee 220524 Report post Posted November 23, 2013 You chuckle when a friend of yours describes their IT position as being a "service provider". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ice4fun 78396 Report post Posted November 23, 2013 The only EMAIL you get is Thread updates.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest realnicehat Report post Posted November 23, 2013 You look around cautiously and lower your voice to a whisper whenever you have to use the word "negotiate". You're actually confused when you stumble across an Austin Powers movie on TV because you thought that guy was Lee Richards. You see this picture and wonder why Roamingguy is so upset: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest A*ro**n Report post Posted November 23, 2013 You're driving and the guy in front of you cuts you off. You're getting ready to yell "GO F$%K YOURSELF!" but then you remember that if you do not have anything nice to say...please don't say anything at all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
qwertyaccount 15793 Report post Posted November 23, 2013 You've spent too much time on CERB when you have just not only read, but replied to, a thread titled "You've spent too much time on Cerb when... " 4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IsaMassage 54318 Report post Posted November 23, 2013 You look around cautiously and lower your voice to a whisper whenever you have to use the word "negotiate". You're actually confused when you stumble across an Austin Powers movie on TV because you thought that guy was Lee Richards. You see this picture and wonder why Roamingguy is so upset: Hahaha ... lately I have been using a live stream radio station during my sessions... every 30 min or so they play this little interlude between their blocks of songs. .. which instantly remind me of .... what is his name... mmmm no is not Lee Richards... is this movie.. this guy on the movies... I keep thinking and Lee Richards is the name on my head... but no is not him... is ... what's his name... this guy that he is a super agent. .. darn... Yes I can see his avatar.. is Lee Richards... but no that is not the name I am looking for... it takes me about 10-15 min to come out finally with Austin Powers... (I think some of you are witnesses of this event) .... So I guess i do spent too much time on CERB... and I love every minuye of it... 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
renegade 11027 Report post Posted November 24, 2013 Someone you just meet asks your name and you use your cerb handle ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cato 160314 Report post Posted November 24, 2013 You've acquired 1258 cerb friends, and spend much of your day sending them pm's! :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BarrhavenWoody 10776 Report post Posted November 24, 2013 I've spent too much time on cerb cuz I thought this thread was about me hanging out in the chat room. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest realnicehat Report post Posted November 24, 2013 When a new coworker asks you where a good place to go for lunch would be, you tell him you that can't really help because everyone's tastes are different and suggest he check the local ads. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ice4fun 78396 Report post Posted November 24, 2013 You check your profile while at church..... Did that this morning...lolololol 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
igab 5629 Report post Posted November 24, 2013 You start to tell a funny story to your SO and you realize that the source is a thread on CERB and it will get embarrassing when she says..."Where did you get that from?" 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
qwertyaccount 15793 Report post Posted November 25, 2013 You've spent too much time on CERB when you log in specifically to check on a thread titled "You've spent too much time on Cerb when... " that day after you've posted something to it to see what others have written. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Luckyme 41401 Report post Posted November 25, 2013 someone asks you what was the title of the famous song sung by "Village People", you answer "YMMV".... Here is the right answer - 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tush_Push 275 Report post Posted May 3, 2014 YMMV now that one got me laughing out loud. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andee 220524 Report post Posted May 4, 2014 You look forward to drinking your morning coffee while reading new updates to threads you've been following and get cranky if you're not able to. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ice4fun 78396 Report post Posted May 4, 2014 You know you are on CERB too much when during the say you start thinking about how the things you are doing will turn up in your next posts lolol... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest P**aq Report post Posted May 4, 2014 There's such a thing as too much time on CERB??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reddog01 30280 Report post Posted May 4, 2014 When your legs go numb when on the toilet. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
someguy 67067 Report post Posted May 4, 2014 When I take time to read this thread and reply to it :) 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CristyCurves 169032 Report post Posted May 10, 2014 I know I've spent to much time on cerb when I start dreaming about- "Someguy" wielding a "Mightpen" and walking a "Reddog" asks me to go skating on the"Ice4fun" but I am are the "loneskater" ?? Then I see some "Red headed raven" named "Katherine " fly by asking if I'd like a "Midnight Massage". Then some "BcGuy" Runs by covered in "FishFeathers with Mac Teeth" and a "Pistol packing Pete" wants to "Touch" me in places I've never been touched, "Luckyme" I thought;)wow, then a "DominoEffect" starts and everyone falls down!! Yup a crazy dream and to much time on cerb, lol. :) 5 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
