Haha, oh my god, I love it. Let's have a poll for the most dramatic, theatrical, most faked orgasms in a session. Hahaha.
Or at best, let's all make up stories about the lengths we went to to fake an orgasm.
Frankly, I don't fake with clients, if a dude wants to go down on me, and he's not doing it for me, I will offer some polite tips and do my best to cum on his face :)
However, in my more youthful days (hahahaha), before I realized that faking doesn't help you with anything (unless you want to get the dude out faster and not enjoy yourself), I faked a few with guys I was dating. In fact, I did it once just recently with this guy who I invited back to my place. He was all talk and no follow through. And it was so bad that I didn't even want to give him pointers, I just wanted him away from my vagina. ASAP. My sincerest apologies to the next girl he tries to bone. But yeah, back to my "orgasm". Possibly the most over-the-top, porn-style O I've ever concocted. I was bucking my hips and moaning and breathing hard and then when I decided I'd been "turned on" long enough, I shouted "DON'T STOP I AM GOING TO CUM, OH YEAH I'M GOING TO CUM! AHHHHHHHH" like a madwoman in the throes of ecstasy. The worst part was him telling me after that he knew I couldn't have faked because you can't fake that kind of thing. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA. It was so beautiful, I almost wanted to blow my cover and tell him he sucked balls and it was an act. But I didn't. I just smiled to myself and cackled like a hyena the second he was out the door.