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Mod your efforts and contributions to this board are very much appreciated. I for one do like your, wealth of knowledge that you deliver into this forum, and to see you just moderate the forum and not participate in the threads, your input would be missed. Please reconsider.

I agree! The things I find about these threads are that people are now trying to compete to be the top threads, member of the month, SP of the month or whatever nominations we now have! Therefore people are trying harder to have a word of enlightenment and are not getting there point across clearly. We are all fortunate that there is someone like The MOD, to keep this site going. I for one was happy to see MOD have his input in some of the threads. Make him seem more like a human being and not just some guy that lives in his mother?s basement. I have had my share of tiffs on this site with people and I realized that now people have taken the fun out of the threads. Yes it is nice to be noticed, appreciated and nominated, but it has gotten to the point where I would prefer to just look at the pictures, jokes and advertisements. I have chosen to stop participating in the threads as I peoples were giving me hell for my opinion. Maybe it is the new added competition to be the top poster or the thread of the month is taking the fun out of posting threads, but I don?t find it fun anymore. RELAX! This is a FUN review board only. MOD it would be a dam shame if you quit participating because of a miss worded post or a difference of opinions. I think it?s great to know what your thoughts are! Apex aka FB

I would have to agree with this range. I find, the older the client, the more selfless the date is, I do find that older men past their 60s are more enamored with the courtship and tend to be more polite....generally i find clients under the 25-year mark as feeling entitled to great service because they think they are our "breath of fresh air" because they are young and generally pity us for "having" to see older clients. so many of us ladies receive emails like "so I'm 25, good looking, well endowed etc....what would you charge *ME*?" perhaps more!....kidding tho....although we always tend to squirm at a client who needs to vouch for themselves, be it age, looks or err...."member-size".....generally there is no pre-requisite to seeing us other than being polite, respectful and well......not having to "sell yourself" to us. It gets a little backwards in my mind when I see that. We are not here to judge your physical qualities....we are here to service your true self. Usually, your character and demeanor is more what we're excited to encounter. I digress, however, I have seen guys in their 20s who I didnt realize were that young until I met them due to their polite email/phone approach (and I give them points for not having to boast about their young age beforehand). And client over the age of 50 who I wanted to give a "time out" to or deny a "hall-pass" (i wont go into detail of the metaphor of what a 'hall' may be) to after rude and immature behavior.....there is always an exception to every rule....but generally if a client doesn't state his age yet exudes the most polite and respectful aparoach at first communication, Hes got my interest........even if I arrive and feel the need to card him at the door (you laugh but its happened! turned out he was older than me!...I was so embarassed!..he was absolutely adorable and polite in phone conversation tho, so he totally won me over. still, I just had to make sure, lol. That being said, he was just as polite as he was in email as he was in person :-))

Twas almost 2 weeks before Christmas, when all through the hotel Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse, just the lovely Victoria Jolie was in her stockings,panties and bra that were put on with care, In hopes that St. Pistol Pete soon would MAKE LOVE TO HER RIGHT there. The CERBITES were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of sugar-plums BREASTS danced in their heads. And VICTORIA in her ?kerchief, and I in my cap, We just settled our brains for a long winter?s snap. When I arrived in HER room I arose TO such a clatter, I sprang ONTO HER bed to see what was the matter. Away to the window I flew like a flash, Tore Off her the clothes and threw up the sash. The light on the VICTORIA?S breasts WERE of the new-fallen snow Gave the lustre of mid-day to 1 object below. When, what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a very CLEAN shaven pussy, and for me to set her gears. With a little old driver LIKE ME, so lively and quick, I knew in a moment it must be TIME FOR MY PRICK. More rapid than eagles her coursers they came, And She whistled, and shouted, and called ME by name! "Now PETE! now, PETER! now, PETE and NOW PEEEETE! On, VIC! On, PETE! on VICTORIA and Blitzen was the mixen! To the top of the BED! to the top of the wall! Now LETS FUCK away! FUCK away! FUCK away all!" As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly, When WE met with no obstacles, I COULD mount HER to the sky. So I get up to the bed-top the coursers SHE Blew, With MY SCROTUM licking and tickling, and St PETE too! SHE was LICKING AND SUCKING, MY DICK there too:mrgreen: And I laughed with pure delight when I saw HER, in spite of myself! A wink of HER eye and a twist of MY head, YAHOO Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread,JUST SO MORE DELICIOUS HEAD! SHE spoke HARDLY a word, but went straight to HER work, And filled all MY PLEASURE, WHILE TUGGED, LICKED,SUCKED with a jerk. And ST PETE laying his fingers aside of HER CLIT, And giving a nod, OUT OF MY PENIS THERE She BLOWS!:roll: PETE sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle, And away they all flew like the down of a thistle. But I heard VICTORIA exclaim, ?PETE, YOU drove ME out of sight, WITH YOUR COCK DELIGHT:lol: " SO Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!" It was my 1st encounter with Victoria Jolie, it was simply marvelous to say the least!:mrgreen:

Ok, maybe I'm out of the loop on how other girls respond to their emails, but I've been getting a lot of emails that want me to be very specific on what I offer and what my rate is. Since my services are pretty typical, I really dont see the need to ask that, and my rate is listed in my ad. Do other ladies spell out what you're going to get and give you a price in the same sentence ? Seems a little foolish to me if they do. Just wondering.

Nice how you managed to quote someone that fixed an election hehehe ;) And good to see that your voting ratio has spiked with the new code forcing people to view the thread and take part. On another totally unrelated note, I'd also like to welcome some new cerb members that have joined recently - CrackLover, High_times, and igotahangover...we're all eagerly awaiting your contributions!