leyley

This has been the best year of CERB like none other.

Congratulations to CERB MODS for they're vigilance and patience.

And of course, to all the wonderful members here.

I would love to mention a few outstanding members names who have contributed so much to our knowledge, knowhow and humour.

MAY YOU ALL ENJOY THE HOLIDAYS REGARDLESS OF YOUR RELIGION, OR CREED.

LOVE TO ALL,

leyley

Please do not forget Michelle MA... The best and most gorgeous in the Ottawa business...

leyley

I'll second CK's motions of sexiness forever...

leyley

We should create a special award for the above story as narrated by Catherine.

Only such a great lady could possibly write an event so meticulously detailed.

Thank you so very much Cat, you are the greatest. Life is still well worth living.

leyley

Now, who in the world would want to stop CK's articles? Are they scared to death of him showing the truth and exposing the fakes?

Keep fighting CK, we love you.

leyley

I saw Maggie today and I burried my tongue in her fur... What a pleasure as I'm in the 20% who love hairy pussies. She's still a very sweet and shapely spinner. There was no limits on the menu...

I'll be back.

leyley

Maggie,

Thanks slurp, I have missed her since she left for TO. I definitely will go back to my old routine by seeing Maggie often like I used to.

Great sayings:

You can't control the wind but you can adjust the sail

Happy birthday Michelle, you can't get any sexier, it's impossible!!!

Thanks for the rec. gents. Anyone living in my area is easier than going downtown for me.

She is next on my list, I hope I get to see her.

leyley

Hi, thanks mr. slurp, I saw Connie a few weeks ago. She is extremely sexy and capable of making a man cum several times. She is at the same place she has been for a long time and I had been there before quite a while ago to see Maggie. LOL at the bottle of water. I enjoyed it too.

Incall asians are scarce and gems like Connie are a wonderful find.

Elizabeth Taylor and I still think she's beautiful today. Then came Marilyn Monroe.

Michelle MA has a beautifully trimmed tush and she may offer outcalls although her incall location is very private.

Maggie of M&C had an attractive kitty, too bad she's not around here anymore.

I will be checking Connie soon and get a taste of her.

Please let me know if you find or hear of any hairy incall SP's.

Good luck

Last week, after the GFE preliminaries, I got in position for my favorite sex act, DATY. I found myself "face to face" with a barbell piercing covering her clit. That was the biggest turn off I have ever had.

I owe you an apology for what I said about the shill. I'm very sorry!

I trust Secret Admirer and therefore I will PM slurp for more info on Connie.

Thanks SA for clarifying the situation. I do not go to other boards.

leyley

I have seen Maggie several times before when they were on Bronson. I'm sure Connie moved to the east end when Maggie left. So is she back at her old place and why is she back and with whom? Like you said, it sounds like a bit of a shill.

Welcome back Ulix... Take good care. New hearts are hard to find.

leyley

Maybe they should change the name to Bar-heaven; sure sounds like it's close to heaven by the presence of all them angels.

leyley

She, (they), are still at it with their scam on CL. These days they use a very sexy young professional model. I almost fell for her. Too good to be true though.

Good thing their phone number has been on CK's list for a while. 613-255-8714

leyley

That's a fantastic feat my friend!!! Bravo!!!

leyley

Congratulations to Dummpy as well as the runner-ups... We are all winners here at CERB in that we have such well versed and entertaining writers.

leyley

Just last week I read in the papers that some politicians said there will not be a recession in Canada... So there!!! You must believe everything the politicians say and whatever is in the news.

Here's a quote from a brochure I got from a bank a long time ago (last recession):

"Economists have correctly predicted nine out of the last five recessions."

leyley

That is an excellent idea. I peek in the chat room occasionally but only for a few minutes since I have seen a few guests, mostly men I guess, using language that even in the military we didn't use so I'm no prude. I was not insulted by it but very disgusted. Our chat room is a very nice place to go to for relaxed social meetings. We have the sweetest ladies there most of the time.Yes, control is needed.

I nominate Emmaalexandra and Catherine for moderators.

leyley

I give my first name and phone number. This way all the lady has to do to know my last name for security purposes or other reason, is check the number on the Internet at 411. Most sp's and ma's know more about us than we think, that's why they don't answer blocked numbers. Also, they ask you your phone number so they can give you the directions to get there, etc... It is a small world after all.

leyley

I quit smoking 30 years ago and I have emphysema. I only saw one sp that smoked (as far as I know) and she tried to conceal the smell with gum but it didn't do the job. I gagged a few times. I will not see an sp if I know she smokes.