bouncypancake

Yeah - my wife used to cut my hair, but we're separated now. I'm always respectful to MA's (ask Jasmin). Contact info PLEASE! ;)

I still think of her when I'm in need of obtaining a chubby.

Many people here, including myself, cite CMJ as the best in Ottawa. Until this weekend I'd not tried one outside the city.

My goodness...

Two words: Steeles Royal.

Nothing in Ottawa compares. CMJ is the closest, but there's a few things about the service I got at Steeles that did the unthinkable - they topped CMJ. (and I don't mean 'crossing the line', because they don't do that there either).

I gotta give props & a shout-out to CMJ as well.

It's their top-notch customer service that makes them stand out so well.

Their MA's are of such good quality that you could imagine being in a 5-star at Whistler.

I do know that Mya doesn't really like her place dicsussed in either here or terb ( I learnt that from her the hard way) :|

I've been trying to get a hold of Jasmin, I've been needing to re-register with my new email address for a while. Lucky for me a few weeks ago they still had my old address on file so I could pop in for a Naomi-Peyton duo!

Still... Jas... please??

Every positive thing you read about Naomi is true.

CMJ has a real winner there. She goes out of her way to make you feel comfortable. It's the closest thing to a GFE that you can get while still staying within the limits of CMJ. And her massage skills are so good, you end up not caring about 'stepping outside' the limits. Seriously - her finish almost feels like... well, go book with her and find out!

Good LORD!

Last night just after 7pm or so, it was my first time at CMJ that I didn't see Gia. Instead I went to hopefully take care of some adminstratvie itches I've had with CMJ (on my end).

So there's this adorably hot blonde and another blonde cutie-pie who's being trained! :mrgreen:

Needless to say, I don't think any other massage place, FS provider or strip club can provide the warm welcoming service, skillful massage, smiles and all-around pleasure that CMJ has shown me. The private location is so perfect too. Hell, I even loved the CD that Naomi picked!

Naomi, I have to say that you topped Gia!

One of these day's I'd love to see the legendary Jasmine hereself...

I've been PM'ed by someone on the **** site who is going to look into the situation in the thread I started this morning about the girl in need. If it works out, the girl just might have a chance. What this person can do for the girl is incredible - way more than I could possibly do. All I have to say is 'Wow'.

Everyone who showed concern deserves credit. Who'd have thought this forum could provide this kind of public service?

While Maya @ Lamora's is NOTHING to sneeze at, Jasmin wins over-all.

I already posted this in ****.ca as oogabooga...

This thread is not meant for jokes/dumb comments, I'm asking any SPs or MPs out there who have a heart and are willing to help to hear me out.

There's a girl brought in with nothing but a change of clothes in her backpack from Toronto by a rough, mean female dealer/pimp. She's totally new @ dancing, has no idea what to do, and her pimp wants her SP-ing - another thing she's never done until recently.

This girl is made to sleep on the floor, unless she finds a bed overnight with someone (the pimptress allows for $200 without giving the girl a cent of it, although she will give the girl drugs)

It gets worse, and it's all real - I know first-hand, not though heresay.

This girl has no idea where she is, and her pimp is quite mean (I have no idea how she brought her from Toronto to the sticks outside of Ottawa.

Is there any safe haven a MP or SP can provide for this girl? I've been worried sick, but I have a family. Please PM me, and again, no jokes or nonsense in this thread please.

I also have to add... this girl seems very panicked, sad and hungry. It just didn't feel right at all.

Wednesday lunch at the Den. We can stuff our gullets so full of ham that are fun parts will smell like Kermit's finger.

do a 'google' on Jasmin and Friends Ottawa. It's a private address, etc.

There is NO bj or fs, but my GOD! it is WORTH it!!! The price is reasonable for what you get. for $150, you get to shower with them, body slide, nude reverse (you massage them, and a HJ/hot oil release with beautiful pink inches from your face. The thing is.... thethe women ARE as good looking as everyone says.

The following is not so much of a review as it is a beacon. You may or may not know the Bob Seger song "Fire Down Below". It's about that ol' mischevious itch which motivates us to seek out climatic thrills (You know what I'm speaking of, otherwise you wouldn't be reading this). Like you, I've given in to the urge before and let it take me to various spots to visit various ladies for various reasons. And like you, my results and level of satisfaction has been... various. I have been to every place of decent repute in the city, and had Maya at Lamora's pegged as my favourite. This is no longer the case.

The beacon in question is shining directly at a massage place called Jasmin's and an MP called Gia. First of all, I must say that the absence of theraputical pretense at Jasmin's is refreshing to say the least. To have the MP greet you at the door in soft lingere in a private location brings the level of initial excitement up profoundly. The upfront flat-rate leaves out any guess-work and/or dissappointment. But back to Gia...

She has the look of that unreachable beauty, that sweet face which exits primarity in fantasies. Still photos cannot do her justice as her movements, voice and aura are essentail elements to the package. Any questions relating to her looks, massage skills, sexiness, comfortable and playful personality should be answered beyond a "10/10" or an 'absolute affirmative'. Gia IS exactly what you hope and dream that any woman who you're taking the time and money for to be like. An experience with Gia somehow manages to make unrealistic expectations a reality. You won't believe someone like her is servicing you, and at the price you're getting makes it even more surreal.

I am being 100% sincere when I say that my one visit with Gia has wiped out any possibility of me going anywhere else, to anyone else for anything else. Yes, she is that incredible.

The pics I seen look nice - even though her eyes are covered. Is she really that pretty? And her energy - is she fun? Too many times these women seem like it's humdrum work for them - which is relally boner-killing.

I'm thinking of trying someone again soon... Lili luv and alexxxis are on my short list...

Thanks for the info Raven. If you would pm anymore info, that'd be great. I feel like such a chump, but I do feel better knowing I'm not the only one.

I feel a bit better knowing I'm not the only one who's been duped - by the same woman no less.

I agree with MOD on this one and not only poor but you don't even have to be good looking. I had a friend who slept with 34 and manthis dude was not good looking at all. The trick is to work with the girls and the doors fly open. I never gave any of these girls a dime. The sad truth is they are not really worth dating as most come with a lot of mental baggage.

I'm 100% not sure what 'work with the girls' means, being funny/ charming? treating them with respect, etc.

And I never went to the Den looking to pick up, either. I am aware what they will do and say (a more upfront dancer at Barb's gave me the whole low-down of how they lead guys on). It's just that this particular one was so convincing - she went to great lengths to prove that she wasn't making it all up. I wasn't sure if she was honest - or saving face. I still don't.

Play the blues, man!

(btw, why is this site editing out anytime an 'a' and a 't' are together in every word???)

Had the same experience at the Den a couple of years ago, and I think her name was taylor.

Blonde, 5'6"ish, mid-late 30's, well-spoken, stunning?

I fell hard for a stripper - Taylor. She was absolutely stunning.

I had her phone number and vice versa, but it ended up only being used for "I'll be at the Den at such-and-such time. Come see me then" or "I'll pencil you in for 5:30 until 6:30 when I leave". Whenever she was with another 'client' she'd aviod eye contact with me. Now this is all fine and good - but then why would she cliam to have feelings for me? Not once did she agree to actually meet anywhere but the Den. Which is fine - but then she shouldn't have told me the other mushy stuff. That's not really playing fair.

To this day she claims to have feelings for me - yet I just can't see it.

(I can hear the blues playin')

Hey guys, ever fell for a chick in the trade? Ever been fed lines about how they really dig you - only to have to face that it's just lines thrown at you - like givin' a dog a bone?

This thread is where you can tell your tale. The stripper which professed feelings - only to see it was for "brand loyalty. The MP who says that 'someday, I'll give you more than I'm allowed", the SP who you end up liking a bit too much...

I have a tale of my own about a dancer, but before I tell it... are there any other dudes out there who know this tune?

You never see MP's? Really? Why?

btw, Does seeing Veronica give me clearance to an invite? (despite the fact that I'll likely not be able to sneak out to it?)

Veronica greeted me at the door. Her place was easy to find. She led me upstairs and wante the 'business' done first. She's not french - I don't know why I assumed that! She is, however, indeed the woman you see in her pics! Anyways, her body is toned, toned, toned. Her boobs are an enigma - they almost look fake, but they feel geniune. So either they are miracle boobs, or they were reeeeeeeeally expensive. I figure that I got a pretty good deal considering all the future spank material I can now access through my memory. S'cuse me now, I think I'll need to go to the restroom for 15-20 minutes.

A nude reverse means the MA is nude, and you massage her. It's fun to do this while you're recieveing the same. However, if the MA had a cold... stock up on Nyquil - you've got it yourself now! I can totally see how that would affect Maya's mood. She's not a bubbly ditzy type (she's not a phony) - her manner is very laid-back but her humor is dry. If you know how to get her to laugh or smile, she'll appriciate it. I've never had ANYTHING to complain about with her.

Maya (Lamora's) is no fs, no bj. Massage is $40, tips start a - get this... $20. I sh*t you not.