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Last night I had 5 poeples over for poker, my PC was log the CERB because I had send some PM. One of my guest wrote that. I would like to apologize for that. I know that I am responsable what the safety of my account.

Last night someone used my pc The was 5 poeples over for poker nigh and I was log to cerb. I did not write that sory. But I know that I am responsable for the safety of my account

Last night it was poker night at my house my pc was log to CERB my mistake but I did not wrote that post so far I found 2 post that I did not write. I apologize

very nice girl, pics are real. I will see her again!

I saw Shay's profile here on cerb this morning and I decide to send her a text message. I ask her if she was availeble to see me this mornig. I made it to her suite downtown. When Shay's open the door I saw the nicest young women. After some chit chat I went on to take a shower. Shay's really easy to talk to she also like to talk. We started with some 69 , she has a nice kitty it smell so good and the taste was fabulous. Everything Shay does is safe. She is very flexible, she did the reverse cowgirl with her shoes on, what a good equilibrium she as. From there we went to doggy style and that was the end of the first round. I will not go into details yes there was a round 2. Thank you Shay you put a smile on my face and I needed one xxxx Carlos:razz: PS she's from out of town here for 20 days

You are a good writer and I would love to read more .

That a good one Isabella, after the 25 days you could try to auction the underwear.

I had put that storey behind me but it look like someone and im saying someone is black listing me 1 cancell and one no show in 24 hrs that is what I have a problem with, not the fact that i was turn down the first time. I ask for that i was a jerck . we all say bad thing sometime chould I be black listed for loosing my patience one time.

I am going to go with this is all bad luck and perhaps a bit of bad karma... Your impatience with the first MP likely gave her a bad feeling, it is important that we feel comfortable with people before sharing our private information with you- for myself, I work from my home so if I get any kind of bad feeling about someone I trust it. I am sorry that your approach to her didn't work but it helps to see things from our POV.

 

The second one, I am thinking may have been feeling under the weather from a little too much Halloween fun! If she was still feeling unwell, it is likely all she wanted to do was to get some more R&R before thinking of her future interactions with you. Curious why you didn't ask her to reschedule yourself? Perhaps she didn't ask thinking that you wouldn't want to bother rescheduling if you were just stood up by her...

 

The last one, you didn't really say if she had stood you up or not, from what I understand she was running late. Did she go through with the appointment? None of this sounds like you are on a bad client list, just bad luck...

 

I think you should re-evaluate leaving. I understand that it is hard to deal with the pain of rejection, but in this case really only the first lady rejected you because you seemed impatient- the next two were just bad luck.

 

Best of luck in whatever you decide to do...

 

Bethany

Xoxox

In the next couple of days I will ask Mod to terminated my mebership. It all started a couple weeks ago, when I PM a well known MP here in Ottawa to try to arrange a appointment. She email me with a questionnary to find out more about the person that I was. One of the question was what was my expectation from her. My answer was that I had no specific expectation and that I know that it was not a full sevice. Another question was what is my previous experience with a MP. So I told her that I had seen that MP are in Gatineau and I detail the sevices that was offered to me. I told her that I like dfk and if she was comfortable with that that woulb be good. But it was just to let her know that it was a turn on for me. So one day went by and no response from her. So I send her another email saying that maybe I have provided to mutch information about my previous encounter. I then told her that I was a good men and that it was her lost and also that there was other MPs out there. Her response was and I quote" I was actually very much looking forward to meeting you. I try to respond to all emails within 24-48 hours, but I am a very busy person as I also have a "" Sorry you came to this conclusion". I send her another email and I apologize for jumping to the gun that fast. I ask her if I could see her, she said that she decided not to see me because I was not a patient person. That was the end of that storey. Last week I made another appointment with a beautifull MP I talk to her on the phone. The appointment was for today 90 minutes of massage with that wonderful and beautiful lady. Yesterday she send me a PM that she was sorry and she had to cancell because she was sick. Humm funny she did not ask if I would like to pick another day. I said to myself that I would reschedule next week. You always have to have a plan B. Yesterday I call another MP I had the time and the cash was there so why not. I call that lady with my cell book for this mornig. I call her at 9:am to confirm for 10:00 she ask me if 10:30 was ok. 10:30 it is, on my way to her incall I get a text saying that she just got into a small accident and that she would be running late. She said that it would not be long . That was at 10:15 this morning . Is that all bad luck or I was I put on some sort of black list. All of these 3 ladys have my name and my cell phone. This all my friends is the reason that I will be leaving CERB before my phone number is on the net. It was a pleasure to exchange with a lot of you. 3 years not to many post but hey if you have no good to say dont say it . Carlos

Wow a and job no body slide and what about megan touch and jessica this is a erotic board, for theraputic I go canada 411. No disrespect for you jude if you get all that promotion for free but guys come on chat about that on msn .

Nala is a MP and a SP she is here on cerb

But if you go to someone who gives massage only, looking for FS, you will get your ass kicked! :lol:

I probably didn't express it properly It hapen to me a lot sometime I write and It sound different then what I intended

My point has been missed but that's okay. I probably didn't express it properly.

happy birthday Pistol I enjoy reading your post you are doing a good job

Lots of the ladys stay in the business only a couple of month.

cant wait for part 3

Favorite drink low carb labatt bleue

Favorite food nice fresh pussy

Favorite quote hard work pay later lazyness pay now

nice picture come and visit some day

Congrat Antlerman and keep using the tissue and stop the kleenex those are made in the Usa, go local and used scotties

An Irish daughter had not been home for over five years.

Upon her return, her father cursed her.

Where have ye been all this time?

Why did ye not write to us, not even a line?

Why didn't ye call?

Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mum thru?

The girl, crying, replied, ?Sniff, sniff? Dad? I became a prostitute??

?Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this family.?

?OK, Dad ? as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a savings certificate for $5 million.?

?For me little brother, this gold Rolex and for ye daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club? (takes a breath)? and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years' Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera, and??

?Now what was it ye said ye had become?? says dad.

Girl, crying again, ?Sniff, sniff?.a prostitute dad! Sniff, sniff.

?Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old man a hug.?

Three friends decided to visit a SP. It was a slow night, So she gave the guys a deal. "You can pay by the inch."

When the first man comes back out his friends ask, "How much did she charge you?"

"$75 dollars," said the first.

The second guy goes in and returns with a fee of $85. The first two were proud of their prowess.

The third man goes in and returns, "How much did she charge you?" ask the first two.

"$20 dollars" replies the third.

The first two start laughing hysterically.

"Hey guys," replied the third, "I'm not so stupid, I paid on the way out instead of on the way in!"

good post I started one not that long ago about towels

That was just a joke:sm185:

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That was just a joke:-D

Best wishes on your b day soleil is a real angel good luck.

I've been wondering how can I satisfy my urge for all those lovely ladys here on Cerb. I usually go down south twice a year. So this winter I have decided to spend all that cash locally. That should satisfy my urge. There are so many of you ladys that I will see soon. But I hope your will not migrated to the south. I wonder how you guys budget your hobbying?