Sputy

Seem to have caught a bad cold yesterday! What's your best remedy for a stuffed up nose and sore throat? :)

Get some chicken stock, canned or box, cut and saute one yellow onion with small cut broccoli and carrots, about 2-3 mins, add 4 (minimum) crushed fresh garlic (don't use the pre-chopped), thumb size piece of ginger, peeled and thinly sliced and 6 (minimum) thai chili peppers, cut into tiny rings, make sure you use the seeds and do NOT touch them with your bare hands. Saute 1-2 more mins. Add chicken stock and udon noodles, bring to boil, then simmer 4-5 mins. Sprinkle with cubed green peppers (best souce of Vit C) and maybe a little sesame oil and enjoy! If you don't have thai chillis, use sriracha hot chili sauce (Cock brand is good ... insert joke here!). The strong flavors and smells will get your appetite going and your nose will run and you will sweat profusely, but an hour or so after you finish, your sinuses will be clear and sore throat soothed. Indeed the more chilis you add, the more endorphins will be released giving a much needed boost if you're in a funk. Even if you don't normally like spicy foods, do not omit the hot chilis. It always works for me, and 90% of the people I give it to.

You are what you eat.....

Hmmm, pretty sure that I remember a post from you on another thread in which you mention how much you like DATY, so that would make you....... :lol: (Me too, I guess! My avatar is an actual picture of me! lol)

I'm not even going to ask what you actually did with that big mac and all those napkins....alternative to the "Palma sisters" perhaps? Sorry, I couldn't resist that.:-)

When I do a Big Mac, it is very much a private experience lol. I imagine that it would be the same feeling as having cheap sex, only less healthy.

So is it okay to tell my familiy members that I'm actually in sex counselling as opposed to visiting escorts?

If you're famous, just say that you are a sex-addict, then you get a nice 2-4 week vacation in a spa, er, I mean treatment center! :razz:

Hey SPs, just imagine how much you could make if you got a job in one of those places:shock:. Seriously if sex could be an addiction, what % of the male population would have said 'disease' -- 90%? 95%? Hell, even when we physically can't do it, we crave the drugs that would allow us to do it longer and stronger. Hmmmm, everything in moderation - does that include sex?

On another post, the link between health and sexual vitality in later years was mentioned. In that vein, I offer the following quiz. Recognize that there are good fats (usually minimally processed from veggies) and bad fats (always from animals) and that there are many moving and interactive parts to a healthy diet. For this quiz I consider only the total fat content.

Rank the following McDonalds menu items from highest fat to lowest fat:

Bacon and Egg McMuffin

Bacon Cheeseburger

Carrot Muffin

Hot Fudge Sundae

Side Salad with ranch dressing

Small french fries

Smarties McFlurry

Triple thick chocollate milkshake

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FYI lacto-vegetarians: a McD's iced coffee has 40% of recomm. iron

Answers from worst to best (really!):

1. Carrot Muffin 16g

2. Side Salad with ranch dressing 15g

2. Smarties McFlurry 15g

4. Bacon and Egg McMuffin 14g

4. Bacon Cheeseburger 14g

4. Triple thick chocollate milkshake 14g

7. Small french fries 11g

8. Hot Fudge Sundae 10g

Yeah, I'm lovin it...

Mea culpa - there is something about the flavor profile of a big mac, maybe twice a year, parked in an alley, hiding behind dark windows, just me, a big mac and lots of napkins.....

and 40 is the new 20 ;-)

And recognize that many of us guys think that too. To all of you beautiful ladies in that age bracket and beyond... a big THANK YOU for allowing yourselves to be so sexy! To some of us guys, sexiness is 90% attitude.

If you're tempted to use Viagra before you actually need it :wink:

Sooooo, how really do you know? I mean, like ummmmmm:roll: there may have been one or two times I've had to fake it. But how much is me, how much is my number one, how much the other person, how much the situation? Does it help with just the hardness or also in achieving nirvana? Sorry for this, and I know, talk to your Dr. but you know what they call the guy (it's almost always a guy) who graduates in LAST place from the WORST medical college in the country? doctor.

Best viagra line ever, Tim Meadows, Walk Hard (not a direct quote):

"Do not take viagra if you take nitrates or have serious liver or kidney problems. If you experience chest pain or nausea during sex, seek immediate medical help. In the event of an erection lasting more than 4 hours, seek more women!"

Wow, you could have sold it on Ebay for a million :)

 

Just kidding.

For that kind of virginity, i would've paid a million!!8)

I really really enjoyed reading that Sam! (I hope you don't mind me calling you Sam, I tend to shorten everyone's names)

12:30 pm The early morning hits me and I decide to have a nap. My cat naps with me.

Every day is different, but some days are good examples. Here?s one of mine. It's a bit long, but it's fairly typical. Share one of yours, please?

some freshly-squeezed ruby grapefruit juice.

Samantha, You are special! Freshly squeezed grapefruit ? love it! Wish I could have b-fast with you. You are also inspiring, so here is my day, pathethic as it is. One happy ending is that I recently actually took 2 days off in row!! It had been a long, long time, but I am committed to taking more time off - we'll see how that goes!

6:10 Wake up. No alarm, I always wake up between 6 and 6:30, no matter where I am. Kinda freaky, but it works for me. A little groggy, where am I? What time zone? Oh yeah, really flat outside, CST. Got a little time. Do a few stretrches.

6:15 The day beckons. Shower, grab some fruit and out the door by 6:40. (Yes, be jealous ladies ? my bed-to-door record is 7 mins, fully groomed and showered ? being bald has it?s advantages!)

6:55 Work. Nice. Meet my first goal of starting work before 7. I can get almost as much done between 7 and 10 as I can for the rest of the day.

8:30 Daily call to the fam: Wife is unusually happy today, ask her what's up? She (jokingly?) replies that her boyfriend was really horny last night and oh, he loves my new car. I hope that she?s either joking or he?s really good driver. Son is gone already so I catch him on his cell. He tells me about a new girl that he?s interested in. I encourage him buuutttttt?.. remind him of another of life?s cruel ironies ? he?s a really nice kid (takes after his dad!) and while the girls will want the nice boys to be a husband and father to their children, they want to have sex with the bad boys. He curses me. I tell him to be nice (hey, I?m too young to be a grandfather!) Tell him I love him and make him tell me the same, I hear his friends laughing in the background ? my fatherly duties are done.

8:45 Work

9:30 Take a little break. Check email, laugh at some of the posts on cerb, reply to some.

9:50 Work

12:40 Hungry and tired. Eat or sleep? Hmmm, nap time, get my gear, find a cozy spot and set an alarm for 40 min., no more, no less. I am a black-belt napper. Cursed are those who inadvertently interupt my nap. I am also a nap evangelist - people, listen up, when you are suddenly tired, your body and mind are telling you something - don't fight it! Learn how to nap and you too can work 16 hours a day!

1:20 Aaargh! Phuckin alarm ? want more sleep but I know that would be breaking one of the most serious commandments of napping. Short walk outside in the damn cold weather. Gotta grab a coffee (my one and only for the day).

1:30 Work

5:15 Dinner call to the fam. Like usual, "nothin" happened today. I long to be a part of "nothin". Feeling guity cuz I?ve been gone longer than usual this time. Do a little research on where I can take them to make up for it. Damn pandemic, gotta be somewhere we can drive ? stay off the airplanes, mmmm, maybe rent a boat, that's nice and isolated.

5:45 Work

6:30 Get angry at lawyers. Feel bad about yelling, but not too bad.

7:30 Got a problem I?m struggling with. Need to take my mind off it. Check out email and cerb. Laugh some more, post a couple.

7:50 Work. Almost done for the day. Cool, maybe back to hotel in time to watch a little hockey.

8:30 Issues arise. Damn, gonna be another late one.

11:15 Back at the hotel, turn on the sports highlights and me and my constant companion Johnny Walker get intimate, after 5 or 6 SOG (haha!) I gotta take a bathroom break. Whoa, really feeling it, wtf? Oh yeah, damn, forgot to eat today! Room service will take too long and I?m sick of it anyway. Oh well, grab some nuts and a barley sandwich from the mini-bar, mix it with tomato juice and call it dinner.

12:30 Write my list of must-do?s, should-do's and like-to-do's (as if!) for tomorrow. Spend a few minutes thinking about my newest fantasy (hello MB and EA!) and I?m sound asleep. G?night.

I work damn hard for it, too. I don't object to working hard--not at all--but anyone who thinks that most escorts spend their time just lying back in bed has no idea of the time, energy and planning that goes into this profession every day.

I think it probably safe to say that most people do not understand the incredible emotional fortitude required for your profession. I know that I couldn't do it. Think about the stress of meeting new people all the time. The burden of always having to put THEIR needs and feelings first. Of making some guy feel like he's special and so wonderful when clearly he is not. Of having to be 'on' even when other things around you require your attention. And I haven't even mentioned the physical aspect! To which it genuinely bewilders me how you can do it.

I gotta vent: for GAWDS SAKE, are we not evolved enough to LEGISLATE AND REGULATE this huge industry??? :-x I know some of you lurkers (and maybe some of you Ottawa posters?) are politicos. Our current treatment of this industry will be perceived as the dark ages by future generations. Who among you will bring us the into the light? Oh, and legalize pot while your at it.:-P (Mmmm, Vote for Sputy, nice ring to it?!)

I'm not sure why clients would need to be looking at porn on a computer screen when they have a much better reality right there in the room with them, but certainly sounds like you've thought of everything.

YoungStud, At one point I would've wholeheartly agreed with you on this. But I have to admit that I recently participated in one activity that I was 100% sure would not turn me on..... turns out I wasn't 100%! I guess my eyes have been cracked just a little wider open.

don't stay with him. You never know what might happen to you! Protect yourself!

some people will try to take advantage of your good heart.

you seem to be a very sweet and caring woman.

I just worry that perhaps you are too nice sometimes!

Mandalay, From our private messages you know how much I worry about your safety. You are a special woman, a special person. I am not going to suggest you should have left because I wasn't there and I would always trust your judgement. One thing about any woman that I've ever known is that they do have a very real sense that men lack. They are uncanny in their ability to 'feel' danger. Trust your instincts. If it doesn't feel right, don't do it. I'm very thankful that you've gone into this profession with your eyes wide open and your policies clearly defined. Take comfort in knowing that by sharing the story, others will learn from this as well.

Sometimes people drink too much because they're stressed out about something and exhibit uncharacteristic behaviour. However, I would agree that if someone is always a mean drunk, they're very likely to be just an f-ing a-hole either sober or drunk.

While that is most definitely true, wanting BBFS is more of a reflection on a persons intelligence than their ability to hold alcohol. Alcohol has no excuses, no reasons, no justifications. Besides, why desire placing an uncovered erect penis inside a woman when there are so many other interesting places you can put it!! :lol: (Mandalay, I hope you smiled when you read that - I know I did!):lol:

OK then.......we should now refer to ladies who have outstanding credentials........that they are no longer SP's........but EP's.........

I like that.....

I'll second that. Mmmm, The Emma Alexandra Experience sounds so delicious:wink:

... never once fartted ...

Confession time: Remember that hot tub? It didn't actually have any jets!:-P

Hee Hee ... if there was a section where SPs could write reviews on the gentlemen they see, I'd definitely write about SPUTY!

You are too kind. And to all those people gagging on this, saying 'for christsake get a room already'.... I have one thing to say to you: Great Idea!:idea:

I use it all the time in conversation because I'm a science fiction nerd.

Erin, you are a very interesting character. I think we would have some things in common. It would be cool if we could meet and grok each other! Is there a line in there that says groking leads to .......:-P

One of my favorite lines I use when I'm in a group of hi-brows and someone is pontificating, I say "Wisdom lies not in the answering of questions but in the asking" Most of the time the offender just goe 'Huh?" :smile:

Hey, Sputy, good post. I appreciate your level of honesty, buddy.

You could use innuendo, allegories or have her pre-read the recommendation. I know how you feel though as I'm the same way. My time with my special someone is my special time with her. That is why my (limited) recommendations are quite 'tame'.

Thanks guys. I'm learning that this can be quite therapeutic. Although I also learned that the best therapy might be that which is provided by the SP's! Time for another therapy session, I think:mrgreen:

....i think i must put out a sexual vibe or something...hehe

Yeah, that's one way to put it! Methinks you can really get into a guys head (his big one!), I know you've gotten into mine!

... I have a major girl crush on Emma

This is a good progression: From 'she's really beautiful', to 'kinda like a girl crush', to 'a girl crush on you' and now 'major girl crush' Have I got that 100% down to 85% now?:-P

I posted a reco of the wonderful time I had with Mandalay. I had written it soon after meeting her, but sat on it cuz I just wasn't quite sure how it would make me or her feel, made a few changes to it over the next couple of days, took some things out that I glad I did. I included some detail, but left some things out to treasure privately. Now, I certainly do not regret anything that I said, but after I posted it I felt kinda funny. I would never retract it but I felt like I had this beautiful experience and here I was using it to sell someone. I'm glad I did it and I hope that it encourages some kind, generous men to retain her services (just not when I want to see her!:lol:). I also hope that it discourages the a-holes that are out there. I just feel a little bit dirty (not in the good way), that's all. That's just me.

I was reading the super-erotic post by SamanthaEvans on super-sexy Emma Alexandra's post "things we like during sex" and it got me hard, er...oops, I mean it got me thinking! When something is so stimulating that you feel close to cumming, yet you want to last longer to please the lady as well, what are some of the techniques that some of you hobbiests use?

I like to try to dissassociate my mind and body. One technique that works well for me is to start doing math in my head (yes, I'm that much of a geek:oops: ). I will factor various numbers, depending on how long I think I want to last, factor 12 gives me about 30 seconds, factor 42 gives me about three minutes.

With the two Asian Tis Sue and Lo Tion you are never alone!

Haha! But what if my Internet is down!?

I love it when the man is on top of me and I can get the timing just right... I'll tell him to stop. Right. There. Don't. Do Not. Move. Not a hair, not a breath. Still. Wait....

 

He can see from the look on my face that I'm more than fine, that there's no problem, nothing hurts, no alarms are going off.

 

I tell him to wait. Not to cum. Not yet! When I see the look of sheer desperation in his eyes, I'll start to tell him about something he did earlier that was soooo sexy. Maybe it's the way he held his knife at dinner, or the way his eyes were gliding over me while I sipped my coffee. Something like that, that he might not expect to hear. I'll tell him exactly how I felt whatever it was, what it did to me, where I felt the shiver, the current running through me, how wet I was, how tight my nipples felt, how much I wanted him then and how much more I want him now. Right now.

 

I try to pour all of this out quickly, but not too fast, ending with something like, "Now. Do it. Hard. Pound my cunt, nail me to the bed, make me cum with you...."

 

Strangely, I don't always get to finish the series of commands... LOL :razz:

Samantha, that is SOOOO hot. I read it like, 5 times - perhaps it is time to meet etasmans two asian friends! I'm already thinking that the dinner I'll take you to may turn into more.

Not being alone!

You might want to check out this thread:

 

http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=6782

Thanks for the pointer YoungStud. The things that I am learning!:shock:

Indoors fucking is something else altogether ;)

You can always take it outdoors! Which brings up an interesting question - most memorable outdoor 'experience'.... for me it was at the zoo with all of the zebras watching us!

Sputy is one of the most amazing men on the planet. It truly was my pleasure to have the opportunity to spend time with him.

 

Ladies ... if this gentleman ever expresses interest in seeing you ... you should truly feel honoured. He is a true gentleman, a hopeless romantic and one in a million. I am a better person for knowing him!

:oops:

And I burp, fart and cheat on my wife. :-P Thanks for not mentioning my hideous deformities and tiny penis.

...We are on the same level with them ...

Respectfully Anita, I must disagree. I don't know a lot about you, but from what I do know, I am quite certain that you are on a MUCH higher level than them. There are not many people (myself included, though I am a learning) who know what it takes to be a professional in your career. Samantha and you are very intriguing - next time I'm in Vancouver I shall inquire as to your social rates so that I may take you to dinner and further my education!

We certainly are...as for Winnipeg i maybe swayed to go for a rendezvous or 2...lol

I would never ask anyone to go to Winnipeg...lol (Just kidding 'peggers! you have a fine city!) Perhaps somewhere else in Canada. I just have to have a credible excuse to go there - I will check your website for your location dates.

Not only is it disrespectful and can significantly impact your mileage, but you are also placing yourself and the SP at risk: paying for sex is not illegal, talking about paying for sex most certainly is (yeah it's weird, two things that a person should never witness being made: sausages and laws!). A hobbiest/SP who even opens any kind of discussion is significantly compromising any defense they might have if he/she is ever charged.