Zaphod9

The scarcest thing in the universe is time ; the most abundant is stupidity...

Where are all of those sexy feet ?

Heard a lot about a prostate massage ; I had one, the build up and teasing was great the orgasm was great but at times in between I don't know perhaps it's an aquired taste compared to other activities. Life is an endless stream of experiences.

Those fishnet knee highs are quite hot...

Lost my virginity to a Genesis song called Ripples so...

My favourite move happened whilst in a club on Ste Catherine st. in Montreal. I obviously was staring at her incredible legs and feet rather than her breasts so she knew I had a foot fetish and smiled while she gently rubbed my crotch. Of course as the song was ending she applied more pressure and increased the speed slightly and smiled then she whispered in my ear should I stop ? It was a pricy evening...should have gone for a massage....

Spend more time at the gymn, spend more time with SPs and MAs exploring my fantasies; this is the only taste of life we get; I'm at the point where there are fewer days ahead than behind so I want to have some fun and experience some of the fantasies I've only dreamed of over the years...

3 bottles of wine....the Italian Vino Trinity: Barolo, Amarone and a Ripasso

If only...

While it is a fact that the Myan calendar in many ways is astronomically accurate they also practised ritual sacrifice to gain favour with their deities for a favourable harvest and virtually defoliated their environment so I wouldn't be too quick to bet the farm on it. I would however recommend that you live everyday to the max as though it's your last because one day you'll be right and since this is the only chance we get at life ...Live it be Bohemian or whatever you fancy live those dirty little fantasies while you can rather than ponder what might have been when lying on your death bed. Merry Xmas and a great new Year if it happens...

Who needs a myriad of unwanted gifts and useless trinkets if one can have a pair of sexy feet in sheer stockings moving up and down my body in a slow teasing pattern that will provoke an eruption of bliss...or possibly i need to expand and diversify my current desires... or not.

For an incredible laugh ...Go to Google and type in "Blue Christmas Seemore Swine" This is of

course an absolutely hysterical version of Blue Christmas sung in the voice of Porky Pig. Breathing may prove difficult if you're shit faced when you hear it

I quite like the theme to the new James Bond movie which is the name of the song I believe Skyfall sung by Adele

Assholes in the left lane who drive 20- 30 kms/hr below the speed limit and the speed up when you attempt to pass them.

While I sip on my glass of wine I am thinking a snowy Bar B Q , I'll grab a TBone from the freezer and throw it on the BarBQ cook some jasmine rice, and saute some mushrooms in butter with fresh garlic and wash it down with a Vaqueras.

The Bassomatic 76 Dan Ackroyd and Larraine newman, Samurai Dry Cleaners : John Belushi,

Samurai Night Fever : John Belushi, All of the point counterpoint debates between Jane Curtain and Dan Ackroyd, of course John Belushi imitating Joe Cocker on the night that Joe Cocker is the musical guest.

I believe Ijust dated myself...

Nicole Kidman (love red hair and blue eyes)

Sigourney Weaver (have "a thing " for mature sexy women)

Sharon Stone

Jasmine tea is my favourite ,loose leaves in a small pot

I would have to nominate the bum of Claire Heavens for it's perfect symetry ; it is a pleasure to see,

touch ... I think it's time to book an some appointments

Great to know, thanks Cato

Next to pizza loaded with bacon, bacon is the perfect food

two ounce shots of Remy Martin in a large snifter preferably by candle light

That would freak the shit out of me ...again the OCD component of my personalty would just send me over the edge and not the edge pleasure the edge of anxiety at the hands of someone who hasn't a clue or alternatively a talented sadist...which of course makes sense since people who are in a hospital are always calm , cool and relaxed....once they get the drugs.

OK ...so I'm not a throwback with Cromagnon propensities, thank you all and I am willing to compromise and even try something new hmmmm evolution what a concept. It is interesting

that I am beyond OCD when it comes to personal hygiene.

It was recently suggested while on a business trip and in the company of an SP that I

join the 21st with regard to this new esthetic protocol. She wasn't rude of course just

slightly sarcastic tongue in cheek (pun intended). This is the first time that this was suggested to me. Is it preferable to the natural appearance and or more hygienic ? If

so I will take care of business. Alternatively, if no one really gives a shit or thinks it is

meaningless...life goes on. Just curious...