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OralBigGuy

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  1. I'm a geek, but not a nerd. I love to laugh and make others laugh too. If you take yourself too seriously, we aren't going to get along well ... but if you can laugh at yourself, we're going to have a blast together.

     

    I'm a video gamer, a golfer, and a fan of most pro sports with hockey and football being #1 and #1a. I'm a kickass cook but even after doing it professionally for 10 years in a restaurant and owning my own catering company, I'm not presumptuous enough to call myself a chef. My Chicken Marsala and Mac & Cheese are to die for, however. :D

     

    I will challenge anyone, anywhere to a Jeopardy battle at any time, as my brain is a vast repository of otherwise useless information. I don't suffer stupid or clueless people very well, but if you're sincerely interested in something of which I have some knowledge, I'm more than happy to chat with you about it for as long as you want.

     

    I'm generally happy, sociable, friendly, and polite, but as a Gemini, I've got a twin inside me who can occasionally be an asshole until I get him back under control. Thankfully he usually only appears among close friends who understand and like me anyway in spite of this other guy.

     

    As my CERB handle indicates, I love to kiss, lick, nibble, bite, and suck just about any part of a woman's body that I can get my mouth on. Being overweight and self-conscious about my body image my whole life though has greatly limited my experiences. Since I recently turned 50, I'm a little bitter about all those lost years of sexual opportunity, but I refuse to give up hope for the future just yet.

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  2. I'm probably atypical because I don't live close enough to make hobbying the full time activity I'd like it to be. When doing advance research for my first trip to Ottawa, I looked through the reco threads first, found some ladies I was interested in, then looked through their albums and clicked on their ads (or in Emily J's case, her website) to learn more. But that probably doesn't answer your question because it wasn't the ad so much that made me click as being somewhat familiar with, and very much attracted to, the lady who posted it.

     

    Although I enjoyed the encounters I experienced, I missed so many others (including you, Peachy) because I only had so much time in Canada. But to try to answer your question, I definitely agree with those who said they're attracted more to sultry, sensual ads that leave something to the imagination while still clearly articulating the time, donations, and services offered. "F me now" ads don't do a thing for me, because if I'm going to have the pleasure of seeing someone, I have to plan it pretty far in advance and will do my research and homework before I even contact my chosen lady.

     

    Not sure if that helps answer your question though. :(


  3. As someone who asked himself this question many years ago and answered it, I agree 100% with Boomer. How you feel about paying to be intimate with professionals is something only you can answer for yourself, based on your own life and that of those around you who are important.

     

    For your sake, and that of the ladies you may or may not see in the future, I urge you to be completely honest with yourself and answer the question in your own mind before you go any further. Whatever you decide, you'll be much happier for it in the long run. :)

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  4. I have recently returned from a four day business trip to Ottawa, the first time I've visited that wonderful city. While the conference I attended was great, it cannot hold a candle to my experiences with three of the lovely ladies of CERB Ottawa:

     

    Sexxxy Rebecca - http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=491611#post491611

     

    Sweet Emily J - http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=491654#post491654

     

    Passion Vitto - http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=491669#post491669

     

    My problem upon arriving home however is that I have picked up a horrible syndrome I am calling "Post CERB-lady Depression". :( Being married and living in the States about 4 hours drive from Ottawa, I am not able to visit when I want to ... which, after my experiences last week with the lovelies I wrote about at those links above, would be pretty much every day. :D

     

    Sure, I can visit CERB and interact with them and the other ladies of this community, but it just won't be the same. I seriously don't know how I'm going to get through this depression, but thankfully I have some fantastic memories upon which to draw during those "special times" when I need to make myself feel better. :jackoff: ;-)

     

    I also want to thank all the men and women of the CERB community for being so accepting of a newbie. I hope to be able to return to Ottawa soon but until then, I greatly appreciate the interaction I've enjoyed since becoming a CERB member just a few short weeks ago. :bigclap:

     

    OBG

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  5. First off, let me just say that I am a lucky man because I was recently able to spend time with three of Ottawa's lovely CERB ladies. The second of those visits was with Sweet Emily J.

     

    I joined CERB in June because I was going to be in Ottawa on business for four days in July. Almost immediately upon joining here, I got an invite to the Oral Lover's social group which Emily administers. She had seen my handle and correctly assumed that I would want to join that group. After checking out her website and seeing some of her posts, I knew that she was the first booking I wanted to make for my Ottawa trip. :bowdown:

     

    I emailed Emily and got a response within 24 hours. She agreed to my first choice of day and time and I think she was personally responsible for my first masturbatory fantasy after joining CERB. :twisted:

     

    We exchanged a few emails and PMs, interacted in the forums, and I counted the days until our meeting. Adding fuel to the fire already burning inside me was her recent offer to clients of a complimentary blow job photo with every booked session. Talk about icing on the cake! :D When the day finally arrived, I journeyed to her easy-to-reach location barely able to think about anything but kissing and touching and everything else that we would do together. :cooter: :bjs:

     

    The door opened, we exchanged the first of many kisses, I put down the envelope, and everything went straight to the stars from there! The details are private, but believe me when I say that Emily J is exactly the woman she appears to be in the forums, in her ads, and on her website. She is an unabashed fan and expert of all things oral and greatly enjoys the same from her partner. Trust me, I sampled both extensively and we both reached the pinnacle of pleasure under the touch of the others' tongue, lips, and mouth. :cool:

     

    Lying together afterward with our naked bodies entwined, we talked about many things, even losing track of time a little and running a few minutes over. Apart from all of her many professional talents, Emily is a remarkable and intelligent business woman, conversationalist, and just a wonderfully sweet human being. Better still, she tells it like it is and doesn't take any bullshit ... which in my opinion is exactly how one should be. Despite our age difference, I found us to be kindred spirits in that regard.

     

    If I get the opportunity to return to Ottawa, Emily will absolutely be a repeat booking, as much because I want to continue our conversation as because I want to experience her all over again. Until then, I'm pleased to say that I am one of her recent blow job picture postings on CERB, so anytime I need a reminder about our time together, I know where to look. ;-)

     

    Her recos and testimonials in this thread don't need another one from me, but I had to publicly say thank you and let others know how special a lady Emily truly is. I think I've become completely infatuated with her and it's probably a damn good thing that I don't live closer to Ottawa. :lol: Any hobbyist who wants a total GFE SP experience should most definitely get in touch with her.

     

    Thank you again Emily for a date that I am unlikely to forget. :)


  6. First off, let me just say that I am a lucky man because I was recently able to spend time with three of Ottawa's lovely CERB ladies. One of those visits was with Rebecca. I found her to be charming, cute, playful, erotic, and exciting ... and all of that was while her lingerie was still covering her naughty bits. :D

     

    The evening did not start well, something that was entirely my fault. After a five hour drive on day one of my business trip to Ottawa, some circumstances of my professional reasons for being there prevented me from being in total control of my schedule. As I showered and prepared for my meeting with Rebecca, time went by very quickly and I left my hotel later than I wanted. Although her directions were impeccable, I also had GPS issues which resulted in me arriving 10 minutes late. So as I knocked on the door of her location, I was stressed, irritated, and embarrassed at my tardiness ... all things that are not conducive to a first time intimate encounter.

     

    Five seconds after the door closed however, when I first got a good look at this enticing and lovely lady who had just kissed me, all the pressures of the day began to melt away. I left the envelope next to the TV, excused myself to freshen up, and came back to find an angel sitting on the edge of the bed waiting for me.

     

    What transpired once we started to get know each other better is nobody's business but ours, but suffice to say that all of the acronyms in her profile and ads, as well as other posts in this reco thread, were enjoyed by both of us. As befits my CERB handle, I gave as well as I got and at times found myself a bit suffocated as her gorgeous thighs cradled my face and her delicious, creamy center pressed the back of my head down into the pillow. :cooter: Ultimately however, her cries of pleasure and muscle spasms were worth much more to me than a few missed breaths. :cool:

     

    Alas, and certainly not for Rebecca's lack of trying, my release just wasn't meant to be due entirely to my own fatigue, stress, and terribly frustrating day. But lying naked next to this angel, and kissing her lips, breasts, and neck, was more than sufficient for me to call our date a complete success.

     

    Her recos in this thread speak for themselves and clearly Rebecca doesn't need mine as a new CERB member. But I want any Ottawa area hobbyist who is looking for a romantic, passionate, and incredibly sexy GFE SP experience to know that Rebecca is most definitely one of the ladies for which you're looking.

     

    OBG

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