Claire Heavens

THEE END.

RETIRED AS OF THIS SUNDAY. COME SIN ON SUNDAY in HEAVEN For some exxxtraHawt and FINAL ROARS:(

Tick Tock MISTER Tock Tickity! The time is NOW to PLAY HARD with ME. Im a FIERY TRUTH TELLING QUIRKY SLURPY ROARING BEACON and it's truly NOW or NEVER for me (and consequently YOU as well) to consider. ... (or jump on) the opportunity to experience ECSTACY thru MUTUAL EXPLORATION. The 'challange' to satiate my fellow INSATIABLE HEDONISTS like myself, is the entirety of my EROTIC EMPIRE'S existence. 

RATES & SERVICES :

***140-30mins, 180-45mins & 220-60mins***

RATES ARE ALL INCLUSIVE OF WHATEVER WE MUTALLY DESIRE AND CONSENT TO. NO PAID SERVICES-Just compensation for time. 

. ......LOCATED off RIDEAU STREET near one of the embassies. ... idk which one. LOL JK.  

IN HEAVEN...

ANYTHING is possible, but, NOTHING is promised. 

AVAILABILITY:

ANYTIME I'm in the mood for hosting or going out 

Generally MONDAY thru SATURDAY 10AM TIL 2AM 

(HOURS available to book- NOT hours ACTUALLY working !)

TEXT 613-366-9832 NEW #

PLEASE include your name, handle, whether or not we have met before and your preferred days / times in your message please and thankya! 

RRRROAR 

C.HEAVEN

FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER @ CLAIREHEAVENS

EMAIL [email protected] 

TEXT ME FOR FASTEST RESPONSE 613 366 9832 

envoyer un texto à (et ou appeler si nécessaire)613-366-9832

Have WE met before? Then it's time to ROAR even more ..... LOUD and LATE. Never given me the PLEASURE of pleasing YOU? Then I'd say that our LIMITED TIME is now LONNNG overdue.

Last few weeks available in the flesh. THIS WEEK OTTAWA & TORONTO NEXT WEEKEND

I will try my hand at webcamin' to keep in touch and to hear me Rrrrroarrrr

Tick Tock MISTER Tock Tickity! The time is NOW to PLAY HARD with ME. Im a FIERY TRUTH TELLING QUIRKY SLURPY ROARING BEACON and it's truly NOW or NEVER for me (and consequently YOU as well) to consider. ... (or jump on) the opportunity to experience ECSTACY thru MUTUAL EXPLORATION. The 'challange' to satiate my fellow INSATIABLE HEDONISTS like myself, is the entirety of my EROTIC EMPIRE'S existence. 

RATES & SERVICES

***140-30mins, 180-45mins & 220-60mins***

RATES ARE ALL INCLUSIVE OF WHATEVER WE MUTALLY DESIRE AND CONSENT TO. NO PAID SERVICES-Just compensation for time. 

. ......LOCATED in space. NAH.... just off RIDEAU STREET near one of the embassies. ... idk which one. LOL JK.  

IN HEAVEN...

ANYTHING is possible, but, NOTHING is promised. 

AVAILABILITY:

ANYTIME so long as I'm in the mood for hosting or going out 

NO HARM IN ASKING- lemme know your preferred day band time and duration of fun and I'll respond as accommodating as possible : )

TEXT 613-899-5879 to be cancelled soon trying to switch to: 

TEXT 613-366-9832 NEW #

PLEASE include your name, handle, whether or not we have met before and your preferred days / times in your message please and thankya! 

RRRROAR 

C.HEAVEN

FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER @ CLAIREHEAVENS

EMAIL [email protected] 

TEXT ME FOR FASTEST RESPONSE 6138995879 (trying to get all contact onto new 366 number please 

envoyer un texto à (et ou appeler si nécessaire)613-366-9832

Like a Banananana .....

Last few weeks available in the flesh.

I will try my hand at webcamin' to keep in touch and to hear me Rrrrroarrrr

Tick Tock MISTER Tock Tickity! The time is NOW to PLAY HARD with ME. Im a FIERY TRUTH TELLING QUIRKY SLURPY ROARING BEACON and it's truly NOW or NEVER for me (and consequently YOU as well) to consider. ... (or jump on) the opportunity to experience ECSTACY thru MUTUAL EXPLORATION. The 'challange' to satiate my fellow INSATIABLE HEDONISTS like myself, is the entirety of my EROTIC EMPIRE'S existence. 

RATES & SERVICES

***140-30mins, 180-45mins & 220-60mins***

RATES ARE ALL INCLUSIVE OF WHATEVER WE MUTALLY DESIRE AND CONSENT TO. NO PAID SERVICES-Just compensation for time. 

. ......LOCATED off RIDEAU STREET near one of the embassies. ... idk which one. LOL JK.  

IN HEAVEN...

ANYTHING is possible, but, NOTHING is promised. 

AVAILABILITY:

ANYTIME I'm in the mood for hosting or going out 

Generally MONDAY thru SATURDAY 10AM TIL 2AM 

(HOURS avail to book- NOT hours ACTUALLY worked thru!)

TEXT 613-899-5879 to be cancelled soon trying to switch to:

TEXT 613-366-9832 NEW #

PLEASE include your name, handle, whether or not we have met before and your preferred days / times in your message please and thankya! 

RRRROAR 

C.HEAVEN

FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER @ CLAIREHEAVENS

EMAIL [email protected] 

TEXT ME FOR FASTEST RESPONSE 6138995879 (trying to get all contact onto new 366 number please

envoyer un texto à (et ou appeler si nécessaire)613-366-9832

That's disgusting.

I can count the couple times I double booked and it took place during my introduction to then industry AND whole at a spa once upon time so it truly came down to too many cooks in the kitchen (doing my own advertising & booking at the same time as the secretary doing that job too)

Now fully INDEPENDENT My mistakes aren't double booking but can be felt or affected by the same way- and that's when I am late due to allergy to clocks and that's great when you're with me but not if it happens to be when I'm eating chocolate Or in the shower or flipping a record and lost in my head or looking for it. WITH THAT SAID - I have NEVER ever made a mistake that I didn't offer attempts made to redeem myself and the entirety of that shit luck fuckery- whether by extending time, reducing rate/refunding prepay/rescheduling to suit their schedule/ etc etc . But keeping focus on the fact that a business is a business is a business you can treat even unfortunate circumstance as such business minded redemptions and at the end of the day - you have smoothed out a potential soured client and all the bad word of mouth that can come from just one negative experience OR worse- NOTHING EVER SAID OF YOUR NAME, and by taking ownership it can lead to a real possibility of a regular friend and a heightened appreciation/respect for yourself AS WELL AS THE CLIENT - IF IT AFFECTS YOUR INCOME/TIME /CONSCIENCE by making it right - YOU'LL MAKE BETTER MISTAKES TOMORROW! :)

KK GTG .... he's been waiting for me while I write this. Bahahahahaha jusssst kiddddding...... {ish} ha! ;)

So, besides being kind and respectful, the two should never give two beans about one another? Got it!

With all seriousness aside for a few seconds - am I the only one who actually read this for the hilarious tone it is being said in.... ? I know I have erotic..... er. ... neurotic humor on top of memory loss but I can hear it and see it paired with a perfect grin. ... "ah yeah.. okay THAAAANKS" WINKY FACE GERBER.

LOL.

Ladeedah I swore I wasnt gonna get into trouble today damnit. Ah well.... technically THAT was YESTERDAY :)

RRRRRROARRRR

There really can be real connection's regardless of the profession at hand... client turned cli-fri turned friend turned boyfriend turned ex been there done that HOWEVER at the end of the day we are BOTH PEOPLE. 'HUMAN'

I have the most horrific track record of two girls in my life I shared this industry with- take their own lives, suddenly without any warning that wasn't met with being obviously oblivious.... so not to be the party pooper but you can't always cover shit up with sprinkles and hope people eat it. Life happens. Sometimes shit happens to life.

My most recent Absence was unplanned and even unbeknownst to ME - I had Amnesia (think movie OVERBOARD -Nobody claimed Me Hahaha jk..? Or did they.... Insert scary music here) Heaven sent me back. Over qualified, ya know?

But to undo my morbidity. .... I'd like to sell some sprinkles and say I'm sure she's fine - she just suddenly went awol as I do LOTS ....

I think I'm not in the norm of people who wouldn't be willing to risk it.

To be specific and answer your question, I would do it. The only things holding me back are that I'm just an average punter so noone knows me and the fact that I just wouldn't know where or how to start. I would need guidance/advice.

DITTO.

F.S. {Fuck Société}

Rrroarrr

Well NOW I am sad for MULTIPLE REASON'S! !!

The grim reapers list above AND

SANTA CLAUSE Obviously fucken told the goddamn Easter bunny about ME

AS I DIDN'T GET ANY CHOCOLATES. What the shit. I didn't even pull the fire alarm anywhere THIS weekend. I got someone else to. ;)

I gotsta go check my stew.

Rrrrabbit stew wootwoot

Oooops.......does a smile count?

Um.... Ditto.

Phew. I dont wannabe the only one.

went to see her the other day

she was acting kinda funny, not the same girl she use to be.

Hey minsamir im not sure how you saw me before your post was written (due to my knowledge of schedule...) but I feel badly that you had potentially a less than awesome time If I was acting a little bit (or alotta bit) funny or strange then Id say that I am EXACTLY the same as 'before'(?) Lol... jk... ish. But I AM definitely NOT 20 anymore.... (Boooo)

In any case - I suggest A TRY ANYTHING 3 TIMES RULE .....

First time is uncomparable

Second time is only fifty fifty

Third time. .... now THAT'S an informed decision.

With THAT said .... sometimes. ... you just KNOW immediately if you don't like something. But I'm a victim of the mere exposure effect. .. the more I try the more I likey. Hopefully you find the right kinda wrong for ya .... or lemme make amends for your odd experience ....

Rrroarrr!

Than have it ALL in Heaven.

I'm a hybrid MA- which means I feel I am unlike the usual- repetitive times you may come to expect elsewhere.

More Please!

This week's safety word is MORE!  SPANK ME, HARD.

Hear me RRRROAR! I'm back and my insatiable needs to satisfy YOU are stronger than ever..... pleeeease let me play hard! 

RATES are ALL INCLUSIVE No Matter What  

140 - 30 mins, 180 / 45mins & 220 / 60mins.

I'm currently located in the EAST end and FULLY INDEPENDENT. Generally available Monday (<-7PM) through Friday 10-5.

Other times or Days *may* be available and there's no harm in asking! Feel free to text or email anytime about potential appointments ;-)

For descriptive details and potential appointments, As Well As for the fastest response time Please TEXT.

613-899-5879 

Or

Email ME at [email protected]

Thankya Much in advance for your interest in me and your messages, I'll respond to everyone as quickly as possible or not at all- especially if you forewarn me of response time restrictions. 

Giddy Up!

Starbucks ALL the way. I can pee better tasting coffee than Tim hortons has to offer. However, being a cafe addict it's far more affordable for me to stick with my Keurig coffees and happily drive around with my favour mugs regardless of spillage ;-)

It has been brought to my poor attention that I may or may not have

indulged in behavior that is rather unbecoming of a lady and need to be trained in proper etiquette. You may punish me if my grades do not stand up to the required level of a professional service provider....... I'm ALL about redemption. ;-)

SPANK ME, HARD.

Hear me Rrrroar! I'm back and my insatiable needs to satisfy YOU are stronger than ever..... pleeeease let me play hard! 

Rates are All Inclusive No Matter What  

140 - 30 mins, 180 / 45mins & 220 / 60mins. 

I'm currently located in the East end and fully INDEPENDENT. Generally available Monday through Friday 10-5.

For details and appointments Please Text for quickest response. 613-899-5879

Thankya!

Opentonew, you must come be formerly thanked and rewarded in person..... ;-) keep on comin' opentonew :-)

Rrrrrrrrrroar!

Everyday someone turns 18 ;-) Giddy Up!

I am officially in the EAST after all my years in the west or downtown I made the move to the EAST and I must admit.....im a westend kinda girl and I highly doubt I'll stay in the east forever! But for now.....I share Canotek rd with Many other people/places it would seem ;-)

Kumquats.

Need I say more?! :-)

I am always open to new ideas... but before we run off and change the thread name to "Commando" I think we would need to do our due diligence and require a proof of the actually veracity of the claim.... like they say a picture is worth a thousand words...lolol

Yes... I know you all see through this feeble attempt at getting naked pictures of people but I have never claimed to be anything other than a pervert :)

You asked for proof so proof you shall get ;-) Rrrroar!

Looks like this thread should be called 'commando' instead. As so am I.... yeehaw! :-)