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[On Clint Eastwood running for Mayor] What makes him think a middle-aged actor, who's played with a chimp, could have a future in politics?
-- [I][URL="http://www.amusingquotes.com/h/r/Ronald_Reagan_1.htm"][COLOR=#000066]Ronald Reagan[/COLOR][/URL] [/I]

An open marriage is nature's way of telling you that you need a divorce.
-- [I][URL="http://www.amusingquotes.com/h/l/Ann_Landers_1.htm"][COLOR=#000066]Ann Landers[/COLOR][/URL] [/I]

The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her breasts.
-- [I][URL="http://www.amusingquotes.com/h/o/Conan_OBrien_1.htm"][COLOR=#000066]Conan OBrien[/COLOR][/URL] [/I]

I used so much hairspray that I feel personally responsible for global warming.
-- [I][URL="http://www.amusingquotes.com/h/s/Dusty_Springfield_1.htm"][COLOR=#000066]Dusty Springfield[/COLOR][/URL] [/I]

Iâ??ve never been to an Al-Qaeda Christmas party, but I have seen the invites. No music, no dancing, but we promise the fastest game of pass the parcel youâ??ve ever seen.
-- [I][URL="http://www.amusingquotes.com/h/d/Omid_Djalili_1.htm"][COLOR=#000066]Omid Djalili[/COLOR][/URL] [/I]

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