12 Night of Christmas redone

[Phantom 5310]

I was bored so thought I'd play around with the words to a Christmas jingle.

For reference to the original words, this is sung to the tune of the ever popular:

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
12 Drummers Drumming
11 Pipers Piping
10 Lords-a-Leaping
9 Ladies Dancing
8 Maids-a-Milking
7 Swans-a-Swimming
6 Geese-a-Laying
5 Gold Rings
4 Mocking Birds
3 French Hens
2 Turtle Doves
And a Partridge in a Pear Tree.

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On the first night of Christmas, the CERB site found for me
A night with a sexy lady

On the second night of Christmas, the CERB site found for me
2 Shots on Goal
And a night with a sexy lady

On the third night of Christmas, the CERB site found for me
3 French kisses
2 Shots on Goal
And a night with a sexy lady

On the fourth night of Christmas, the CERB site found for me
A 4 hand massage
3 French kisses
2 Shots on Goal
And a night with a sexy lady

On the fifth night of Christmas, the CERB site found for me
5 Cock Rings
A 4 hand massage
3 French kisses
2 Shots on Goal
And a night with a sexy lady

On the sixth night of Christmas, the CERB site found for me
6 Girls a Laying
5 Cock Rings
A 4 hand massage
3 French kisses
2 Shots on Goal
And a night with a sexy lady

On the seventh night of Christmas, the CERB site found for me
7 Gals a Stripping
6 Girls a Laying
5 Cock Rings
A 4 hand massage
3 French kisses
2 Shots on Goal
And a night with a sexy lady

On the eigth night of Christmas, the CERB site found for me
8 Maids a Milking
7 Gals a Stripping
6 Girls a Laying
5 Cock Rings
A 4 hand massage
3 French kisses
2 Shots on Goal
And a night with a sexy lady

On the ninth night of Christmas, the CERB site found for me
9 Ladies Dancing
8 Maids a Milking
7 Gals a Stripping
6 Girls a Laying
5 Cock Rings
A 4 hand massage
3 French kisses
2 Shots on Goal
And a night with a sexy lady

On the tenth night of Christmas, the CERB site found for me
10 Fingers Fondling
9 Ladies Dancing
8 Maids a Milking
7 Gals a Stripping
6 Girls a Laying
5 Cock Rings
A 4 hand massage
3 French kisses
2 Shots on Goal
And a night with a sexy lady

On the eleventh night of Christmas, the CERB site found for me
11 Poly Parties
10 Fingers Fondling
9 Ladies Dancing
8 Maids a Milking
7 Gals a Stripping
6 Girls a Laying
5 Cock Rings
A 4 hand massage
3 French kisses
2 Shots on Goal
And a night with a sexy lady

On the twelfth night of Christmas, the CERB site found for me
12 Doms a Domming
11 Poly Parties
10 Fingers Fondling
9 Ladies Dancing
8 Maids a Milking
7 Gals a Stripping
6 Girls a Laying
5 Cock Rings
A 4 hand massage
3 French kisses
2 Shots on Goal
And a night with a sexy lady


(I think I need a BIG roomâ?¦. :) )