Victoria Banks 21899 Report post Posted November 5, 2011 http://gawker.com/5853736/man-caught-having-sex-with-donkey-claimed-it-was-a-shapeshifting-hooker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cometman 35115 Report post Posted November 5, 2011 Lol.....sounds like a variation of coyote sex. Time to lay off the booze! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reese 253 Report post Posted November 5, 2011 Too funny. Unfortunately, Mr. Moyo's defense has more holes in it than that poor donkey's postcopulatory worm-infested apple. He said that prior to his arrest, he was, to the best of his knowledge, banging a prostitute he'd hired at a bar. If it were a prepaid transaction, why would it'd been necessary to tie her to a tree? Why would a metamorphosing, shapeshifting being that was at one time a human female beautiful enough to capture Mr. Moyo's heart, change into an unflattering donkey, of all things ? (Coulda been a kink request, I suppose) Why change into a donkey, while inside a country obviously infested with donkey-fuckers when the going rate for a romp is a measly $20(US) ? (Wouldn't a cute little gazelle or antelope pull in a higher fee ?) Give's new meaning to "gettin' a piece of ass". " Hey sugar!, which way you (EeeeOhhrr!) headed...? " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
watchoutLan 100 Report post Posted November 16, 2011 He should buy a pair of glasses or maybe he already had one. It is much more common than we think. My uncle was caught with his dog. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
