piano8950 32577 Report post Posted May 8, 2012 This store 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tokan 16826 Report post Posted May 8, 2012 Just saw a commercial for these and I have to say my mind went there, lol. Although the slogan didn't help any either, lol, "for pleasure seekers". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest W***ledi*Time Report post Posted May 8, 2012 Men are complicated. How to operate: Step one, flip switch ... Step two, uhhh ... ... wait a minute, maybe men aren't so very complicated after all ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tokan 16826 Report post Posted May 8, 2012 This is going to seem like a stetch but if you've ever seen the movie something about Mary you'll know exactly what I mean. Hair Gel, thanks to that movie whenever I see a bottle of hair gel my mind goes right there, lol. Might also explain why I just can't bring myself to use gel, lol. That's no hair gel, lol. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lep*******1**7 Report post Posted May 8, 2012 That's why my balls turn orange when I am eating cheezies! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest W***ledi*Time Report post Posted May 9, 2012 Guys, do your keys dangle inconveniently, and get in the way when you're not using them? Do you wish that when you've found the keys to her whatchamacallit once, you could know right where to find them the next time? Maybe His-and-Hers Keyholders are for you: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tokan 16826 Report post Posted May 9, 2012 Well I'll certainly never look at margarine the same way again, lol. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 9, 2012 To add to tokens movie/food threads. I have to say that after watching American pie. I will never look at pie the same way again. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tokan 16826 Report post Posted May 9, 2012 Peachy inspired me with this one with her reference to the american pie series :) I just remembered the super glue incident from the second movie and now I can safely say whenever I see tube of super glue I'll be reminded of sex at first, and than maybe wince a bit afterwards too, lol. I still love the line "I kind of super-glued myself to... uh... myself. " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Athos 108589 Report post Posted May 9, 2012 And speaking of awkward situations, who can forget Howard's little experiment with the robotic arm. I wonder what the shuttle crews are really doing with the Canadarm 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest W***ledi*Time Report post Posted May 10, 2012 Gummi Worms! Of course, at 4000 calories apiece, the larger sizes take longer to burn the extra calories off ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 10, 2012 Porthos when I wacthed that scene I couldn't stop laughing. It makes me want to wacth the show. Wit, the way that girl is holding the worm makes me go to a dirty place,lol. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tokan 16826 Report post Posted May 10, 2012 If you've ever seen Scary Movie you'll remember Deputy Doofy and his love affair with vacuum cleaners. But even if you haven't you should still get a kick out of this clip. Bet you won't look at vacuum cleaners the same way, lol. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 10, 2012 LOL, even the name hoover makes me go there ewww. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
baileydog 9367 Report post Posted May 10, 2012 Come on fellow gentlemen ... Everything reminds us of sex ... It would be a very short list if we tried to think of the things that do not remind us of sex Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 10, 2012 Come on Bailey dog join in the fun. It won't hurt you. I promise. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tokan 16826 Report post Posted May 10, 2012 It is pretty fun thinking this stuff up, kinda like a car game, and I just thought of something else that could remind me of sex, clouds, lol. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest W***ledi*Time Report post Posted May 11, 2012 So you're with your friend at Ardene. She makes her selection and disappears into the fitting room. You stand around frittering away the empty time until she returns ... how? Yes, that's right. You're ogling the mannequins. And hoping that the sales clerk doesn't notice your fibreglass fetish. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tokan 16826 Report post Posted May 11, 2012 I can't look at a flash light without automatically thinking of one of these, lol. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Athos 108589 Report post Posted May 11, 2012 lipstick ... always! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tokan 16826 Report post Posted May 12, 2012 This one might be obvious, but every time I walk past hotel now for some reason a big smile will creep across my face, lol. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 12, 2012 Another obvious one is beaver tails. Every time I walk past one I'm like teehee. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest W***ledi*Time Report post Posted May 12, 2012 When admiring the skyline of Montreal from a certain perspective, we always called St. Joseph's "The Big Tit", and the University of Montreal tower "The Big Dick". (They're only about 1 km from each other.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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