TracieGold 282 Report post Posted December 21, 2009 Men's Christmas Wishes As I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a woman, who's very cheap. One who's sexy, with the hair long. Who notices that she's mostly wrong. One who sucks And doesn't speak. And promises to do so, Once a week. I pray that she is very randy, 'cause one like that would come in handy. Opens her leg and lies on the floor, And once I'm done, she begs for more. Oh! Send me a woman who will not play with my mind. Who knows what she wants and that's lots from behind! One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin' and brings ME a beer, when she comes from the kitchen! I pray that she'll last right up to the end, And would never complain when I do her best friend. Thanks in advance and you know I can't wait, So I'll screw all the rest 'cause it's never too late. :bddog: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dirkgently 1778 Report post Posted December 21, 2009 funny, but very true. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
geo007 203 Report post Posted December 21, 2009 Good one Tracie. It would be heaven to find and keep such a fine catch.:motion: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest S***e Report post Posted December 21, 2009 Loved it Tracie. Have a safe and pleasant holiday season! Hope to see you in the new year! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest f***2f*** Report post Posted December 21, 2009 OH God that would be perfect!! ha ha good one. Reminds me of the joke about the perfect woman.... A blind, deaf, mute nymphomaniac whose father owns a liquor store!!:bddog: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
E.D. man 691 Report post Posted December 21, 2009 TracieGold should be under everymans Xmastree:p:D:cool: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
