Another of Tiger.....good one!

[TracieGold 282]

A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico arguing about which country had the toughest trees. The Mexican woodpecker claimedMexico had a tree that no woodpecker could peck.

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The Mexican woodpecker was amazed.

The Canadian woodpecker then challenged the Mexican woodpecker to peck a tree in Canada that was absolutely 'impeckable' (a term frequently used by woodpeckers ). The Mexican woodpecker expressed confidence that he could do it and accepted the challenge.

The two of them flew to Canada where the Mexican woodpecker successfully pecked the so-called 'impeckable' tree almost without breaking a sweat.

Both woodpeckers were now terribly confused. How is it that the Canadian woodpecker was able to peck the Mexican tree, and the Mexican woodpecker was able to peck the Canadian tree, yet neither was able to peck the tree in their own country?

After much woodpecker pondering, they both came to the same conclusion:

Tiger Woods was right when he said your pecker gets harder when you're away from home.:butt:

[Hornee69 4851]

Tiger is losing sponsors but in actual fact he just signed a new one. A Drug company just signed Tiger on the promote their new drug called Tiagra...it's good for 18 holes.

[TracieGold 282]

Great Hornee...I am almost sure they will sell it together with balls!

Hugs

Tracie

[Newton 714]

Poor tiger. I was is will be a fan of his. I can't judge my hero since I see SPs regularly.

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[E.D. man 691]

Y does Tiger never get a hole in one on the course?

He's putting one in the hole else where.:p