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Had a cat once that was a heck of a hunter! One day it brought home a pheasant! The bird was bigger than he was! Crazy cat!

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I had a few cats a few years ago and had to give them away due to asthma but before they went they hid a special surprise for me. I was wondering why there litter box was so clean and could not find there droppings until winter when i turned on the heat. They craped down the heating vents on the 2nd floor. It cost me a fortune to tear apart the ceiling to replace the vents. I still loved them...little devils.

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I can absolutely say that I do not favour cats at all, but from my experience, the worst thing that can leave for you is when male cats spray. Just stinks everything up.

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I had a few cats a few years ago and had to give them away due to asthma but before they went they hid a special surprise for me. I was wondering why there litter box was so clean and could not find there droppings until winter when i turned on the heat. They craped down the heating vents on the 2nd floor. It cost me a fortune to tear apart the ceiling to replace the vents. I still loved them...little devils.

 

OH. MY. GOD.

 

How did they know you were giving them away? Do they understand human language?? How long until Cat World Domination?

 

This is remarkable foresight and preemptive vengeance for a low-thinking species fascinated by their own tails. Unprecedented.

 

None of us are safe.

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