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So this married guy is attending a convention and staying at a large hotel. He's brought his wife along, and she's up in the room getting ready to go out to dinner with him.

 

While he's downstairs in the lobby area, waiting, a gorgeous escort walks past and propositions him. He's not really interested but he figured if she has a room there and it's quick, then ... maybe. So, he asks her the price for an hour. $300, he hears. He asks the price for a quickie. She's not really in that market, but fine ... $100 minimum, she says. He explains he wasn't really planning on spending more than $10 for this sort of fun, and in a huff, the lady departs.

 

Later that evening, the guy, this time with his wife walking alongside, comes back from their dinner date. Walking towards them on the same sidewalk is the hot escort. When she's a few paces away, she stops and looks the wife up and down, and then tells the guy ...

 

... "see what you get, for $10!!"

 

:-)

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