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We have photos sent all the time with the toilet in the photo (Never a floater - at least not yet) but who here finds women next to a toilet sexy? (If you think that is sexy you are in a minority I think!) - Shower or bath - I understand that but keep the shitter out of the picture! Why do people take photos in the washroom like this in the first place? Each year I probably airbrush - 30 toilets out of photos - 40-50 boyfriends / ex boyfriends - 20 pets (Cats, dogs, etc...) - 150 family photos (especially kids school photos on the wall behind the lady) - 1000 blemishes (bruise, pimple, scratch marks - you guys leave finger bruises a lot on the ladies by the way!) - lots of laundry and messy rooms - beach shots where other people are on the beach (Common) - Lots of sex toys - guys and girlfriend in mirror shots taking the photo of the girl (Common) - License plates (One guy was busted by his wife about 10 years ago as she saw her husbands corvette with vanity plates and his really nice boat in her photos - Maybe the lady paid him to use these as "props" in the photo shoot as they were professional photos but the wife was MAD from what I was told as she called the lady with the 3rd degree and demanding the photos be removed) I have had to airbrush guns out of about 10 photos (shotguns on the wall, gun rack - most of these are missed as they are display guns at the cottage or in the house where the photos were taken) Two women thought it would be sexy to have escort photos taken holding a pistol!!! - Ladies this is NOT a good idea! as sexy as it may be to some people that type of photo does NOT belong in this business! I was shocked when I saw that for the first time and at first I thought "ok, it may just be me" so I asked around the office and everyone was floored that someone would do this... ) Other items... - probably 2 or 3 used condoms a year or wrappers - lots of penis's - a dog in the "taking a poo" position (No poo thank god) but who would use a photo like that?!?? - one time raw Chicken on counter (or small turkey) - one time a pile of cow dung swarming with flies (barn outdoor shot but ewe!) - a fly on a girls shoulder (This oddly was not a outside shot) - street address's on apartment building showing - trademark labels (Common) like coke and playboy logos in magazines - hygiene products (those bathroom shots) - One a bed sheet with obvious blood stain (We just deleted that one!) ... I am sure I am missing 100's of other "Unique" photos. We get thousands a year! I wish I could post my favorite but that would be very wrong. It was probably the most UNSEXY photo I have EVER seen. We thought it was a joke photo (someone who knows us submitting a fake ad) when they paid for the ad we didn't know what to do so we put it up without the photo assuming it was sent by mistake... NOPE, they called asking why not all the photos were posted so we had to tell her it was truly awful.

Is it like where they know what you do and are fine with it or like to go find girls who are in the business? Like men who have a thing for strippers? I know from experience Emma that some men say oh I am fine and others well they have a BIG problem...Due to the whole...my girl and ony my girl type of thing...So Ive had both good and bad issues on that one...But percentage...I think that the person has to understand what we do...and be accepting all the way...Its hard to put a number on it because I havent really been with too many in a relationship due to the fact that they might have an issue...A lot of men have said to me we dont want u to do this but we have np you being around like answering phones etc...but not actualyl doing the deed urself...But yeah it is kind of confusing lol..

If you don't need a smartphone, don't waste your money. Should you want to be kept up to speed with emails you're receiving while you're away from the computer and you have a cell phone, you should be able to forward the emails to your cell phone for absolutely nothing (as long as your provider doesn't charge you for incoming texts). You won't get the entire body of text or attachments, but you get around the first 160 characters depending on phone/provider. And there's plenty of decent phones that you can buy outright for less than $150 (no contract) where you should be able to connect to a webmail account and send emails...with a slide out qwerty keyboard. Web access may cost a few dollars more depending. Smartphones have tons of neat and wonderful features, but if you're not sure you need that stuff, you probably don't need that stuff ;)

Even drawings of Red are beautiful. :wink: Well done, Untamo!

I can't speak for the original poster but for some, sometimes there is a certain thrill in living dangerously, not that his experience is that dangerous.