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If a potential client asked me for a kitty shot, I'd probably ignore the request. This is a business, the photos are to give you an idea of who I am, and what I look like, a taste of what you will get if you book an appointment with me. You won't find explicit shots because we want you to come and see us, not just sit around wacking off to shots of our goodies.

That's reasonable, but what would you do if you were in the States or in an area like Winnipeg, where licensed providers must sign a contract agreeing not to provide sexual services for money? Would you expect them to risk everything just so you wouldn't have to waste your time visiting them and asking in person? The way I see it, as much freedom as we enjoy here in Canada at present, the question of prostitution is still very much unresolved here in North America. I read in the paper yesterday that some people in NY are being charged with "enterprise corruption" and face a possible 25 years in jail for nothing more than running an escort service. Here in Canada, although prostitution is legal, agencies are singled out and made scapegoats for some ambitious politician. Even in municipalities which aren't yet licensed, who knows when their city will decide to raise some cash by preying upon escorts? And many independents tour to the US and to cities in Canada with licensing, so we have to be careful what we say. The way I see it, discretion is still the better part of valour. What I'll do in private and what I'll provide as evidence for some jerk -- present or future -- to use against me are two different things. Life is actually very sweet for most customers in Ottawa and Toronto. As long as you guys stay off the streets, you're pretty much immune from being charged with anything. The same is not true for us, especially those of us sticking our necks out to provide the convenience and affordability of incall to you. This is another grey area -- while it seems to be broadly tolerated, every once in a while, someone gets bit on it. The money we'd make off any one appointment with you wouldn't balance out the toll that a misstep might bring us. I certainly understand your situation, but please try to understand ours. I should add too that there are plenty of customers who seem to get this and don't find it necessary to put us on the spot this way.

For me personally, an email request of this type would result in; mark as "spam" and send to "trash" even if money was offered! ;) xox

A few days ago, realizing I really needed a haircut, based on reviews on the other board I arranged an appointment for a haircut with Erica from Erica's Place, West End. First the Haircut. WoW!!! I was impressed. One of the best haircuts I'd ever received. She never even asked me how I wanted it, just took control, perfect cut. She a very experienced and what a relief to finally find someone to cut my hair regularily. Second, massage. I had only made an appointment for a haircut but we hit it off and upstairs we went. She's mid 30's, she's been described on the "other board" as girl next door, passionate, quirky personality, paranoid about LE, all of which I agree. But most of all I found her VERY nice, and humourous as hell! I'm not a huge fan of massages but it was really good. And location is not the best, no big deal. Just a really unique experience! New acronoym, HC&M!!

I think every lady here will agree that hygiene reigns over appearance. Men come in all shapes and sizes and styles. As long as you are dressed nice and clean shaven, smell nice but not overbearing (pretty much everything that the ladies said above) and above all polite and respectful to us, all will be good. absence of cold sores is good as a side-note, lol and on another side-note, maybe this is just me, but i tend to dress well when I arrive at an out-call and was once faced with a gentleman wearing hockey-logo sweat-pants and a sweaty grey t-shirt...it was not flattering at all and was quite a turn-off from the start. it said to me "I dont need to impress you, because I'm paying for you and you're a guest in MY house...plus I'm going to be naked asap anyway" I'm not shallow by any means and he was really niec but I couldn't get past his get-up. If you had a girlfriend over that you just started seeing, would you let her catch you dead wearing your grubbs? I always wonder if the date would have gone differently on my end and his if he had put just a little bit of effort into his clothing. Nothing fancy....just not, I dunno...slobby?

I've had a bit of a run this week with non-cerb members (just in case a couple think I'm talking about them) using my number to call or text me too much. if its not for business, no offense but I can't talk...dont get offended. I even had one client text me back "oh so its like that eh? lol" it is like that I'm a really nice person, but this week I've just had it with clients not respecting that using my phone number is a privilege...not a right. I have clients wishing me well on my trips afar or calling coz they wonder if I took their last email the wrong way and they just want to make sure etc....it used to be cute but suddenly I'm 5 mins away from being picked up from my driver and am running late and the phone rings, I answer, thiniking it might be important and it someone calling "to talk"....!!?? or my inbox is full of voicemail/text messages one after the other.....denying other clients from being able to call me for work.....even-more.."!!!?" clients I love you all, but you have to realize that I have to enjoy my time away from you as well...otherwise the time we spend together will not be special. Also, everyone else deserves the same respect and time and as much as you love your time with me, you'd certainly hate it if someone's phonecalls permitted you from seeing me...right? Just something to put out there, because not every guy thinks about the other joe. we are wonderful women but just putting it out there that its also a business and every hobbiest has to respect the other clients. ps.. did I mention I love my clients...love yous!! :-) (not bitter at all here, just trying to make it a better place for everyone) xo

If you're so set on writing a good review for this place, why not use their response to you about your mattress concerns as part of it. If they don't respond at all, that's not good. If they say thank you very much for the input and we'll definitely be looking into updating our beds, or that because of your input we discovered that particular mattress was faulty and we're taking care of it, that's good. You speak of writing something similar to the CERB model of recommendations, but if I read a glowing review that was ambiguous about a SP that made me believe she provides full service, and I spend my money on her to find out that she does not, I would be pissed at who wrote the review. And as far as hotels go, I'll take those 3mm thick, semen coated bedspreads on a comfy bed, over a clean duvet and a horrible mattress. People going to hotels generally need rest from traveling or extended business stays, and may have a hard enough time sleeping in an unfamiliar environment as it is. I know you want to be positive, but there may be people that base their decision on going there on your rec that would be disappointed they did not get the whole picture. I certainly would be...

Amen!! and I would... "blacklist him" also! Athana xxx

Hi Emma, I have very different opinions about trade ... I absolutely love it! I have a specific page on my website called "Trade" where I list the items and services I'm willing to trade my services for. Here's what I've been able to obtain so far: * 2008 Vehicle (The deal is complex, but a portion of it will be paid on ongoing trade and the rest I will pay to him in cash payments towards full ownership of the vehicle with legal contracts in place protecting both of us.) * New Stove I am in the midst of negotiating having renovation work done on my place. It's very important to have legal contracts done up to protect both parties. I personally love trade ... but it's not for everyone.

Thanks for all the pms (lol). I can't answer all of your questions. I am a long time client of Cristina and received great service for a long time. I'm sure it is for more than my charm, good looks and modesty. I have no idea what her current rates are as I'm pretty sure she charges everyone differently. All I can say is repeat, enjoy whatever is offered and I'm sure you won't be disappointed.

Kind of what I thought:oops: The only programming I have done is with Alice, and then I had to drop the course, because it wasn't a credit course I need, which sucked! :cry:

I gotta admit Bambi is one angel in disguise... she is very cute, cute smile, very open and is unique in many ways, she shows that she cares more about your happiness, she put a smile on my face on a day where i was soo gloomy and sad, she is very soft and smooth, she makes your every fantasy come true. She made sure i was comfortable and made sure we got a chance to get to know one another, I would definitely recommend her and definitely going to repeat it. :-P