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    You certainly didn't imagine it, else I imagined the same skit. I also only got an audio rendition so I'm not certain if it ever included a visual with it.

     

    My favourite line might well be the french forces from Holy Grail ever so calmly stating:

     

    "Fecher la vache."

     

    Which is promptly followed by the sound of a catapault and a moo...

     

    Well , you were lucky! That was luxury. We used to get up in the morning at 10 at night- which was half an hour before we went to bed- eat a hunk of dry poison-work 29 hours a day at the mill and when we got home our parents would kill us and dance around our grave singing "Glory, Glory, Hallelujah"

     

    part of the skit "the Liars" The whole thing has me rolling on the floor.I never saw the skit, only heard it once one th radio; never talked to anyone that ever heard of it ; but I don't think I imagined it.

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    She's back!!!!

     

    <Giddy bouncing and happy!!!>

     

    My fav SP came back to town this week!

     

    Alexa has returned to Ottawa for a brief visit, but a visit none the less!

     

    This heat being the beast that it is, Alexa welcomed me with a nice kiss and a shower for two. During the shower she offered me a nice body wash/soap product that smelled lovely while she washed up too.

     

    Her blue eyes sparkled with excitement as we talked. Her interests vary widely and she actually cares about her clients, enough to ask me about changes in my life while remembering who I am after more than a year.

     

    I don't want to get into too many details, but she is intuitive and knows what her regular clients want and prompts them to it. I enjoy every time I see Alexa and I can't wait to get the chance to GoGetter again!

     

    Welcome back!

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    The girl who asked you to be her "secret girlfriend", was this an SP? If it was, how totally unprofessional. She is lucky you didn't bolt. Lucky for you no one came home but then you would have had a totally different ending to the story to tell us.

     

    As for her leaving you the key at the front desk, nice boost to the ego. Whatever the hotel clerk was thinking, he was very gracious.

     

    Yesterday, a client had to run from my house to the visitor parking and because of the storm got drenched doing it, and then had to get into a wet car (he had left the window to his vehicle open) and then was faced with trying to drive in 2 feet of water on the main road near my place. I wonder if next time there is a storm coming he might opt for an SP at a hotel or apt. with underground visitor parking - lol.

     

    I'd not change a thing. You have a beautiful home Angela. I loved that the house had the aroma of freshly made food. The rain was nice, albeit a little extreme, it saved me showering when I got home. Lol.

     

    As for my preference, I prefer incall locations at a private residence as opposed to a hotel.

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    I make every effort to book ahead of schedule. I ask questions by PM as I find it less intrusive, both for the lady and myself. In every case that I get a response I make attempts to book asap. I know that first-confirmed is the best way so I never get upset if things don't jive. If I do try to book the same day, I check the postings and the chatroom to see who's on. Bugger to the no shows and the low-life trolls.

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    I make every effort to book ahead of schedule. I ask questions by PM as I find it less intrusive, both for the lady and myself. In every case that I get a response I make attempts to book asap. I know that first-confirmed is the best way so I never get upset if things don't jive. If I do try to book the same day, I check the postings and the chatroom to see who's on. Bugger to the no shows and the low-life trolls.

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    If that explained parliament there'd be a lot less corruption...didn't you guys ever read A Christmas Caroll? lol

     

    But not to make light of your situation, investigating the origins of these noises is likely going to turn up a very logical explanation. Not that I am discounting a haunting, especially at this time of year, but logic will most likely prevail before it being something that goes bump in the night.

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    I agree that the Ottawa po-pos are pretty lax in doing their job and seldom, if ever, do the victims get a safe feeling from the courts. My neighbour was being sexually assaulted by someone who was breaking into her house and the cops "couldn't do anything." I went and stayed at her place one night,ended up hurting the guy and I got charged... Justice in Canada: punish the victims and reward the criminals.

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    I've only ever seen 1 so-so review for her on the other site (sent you a PM, Mozart). But I've been curious about her too, she seems like my type (I like the milf PSE type, a la Lili Love), so I'm not exactly ready to disregard her yet based on only one mediocre review from over a year ago. Long story short, I'm also interested to hear if anyone's had any recent experiences with her and would like to share.

    I have posted a positive review of her and I have replied to another thread like this one too. She was accomodating and energetic when I saw her and I enjoyed my visit very much. If you have any questions, feel free to pm me.

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    I saw the Ashley that posts "across the bridge" and I think she's the one you are looking for information on. She's nice, friendly and quite accomodating. I, as most others, won't go into details but I had a great time and I would repeat if I had the chance.

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    I know the feeling... I started hobbying because of situations like both of yours'. I really wish that I could find a woman who understands what men want and not hate us for what we are biologically programmed for.

     

    Good luck.

     

    If someone here understand you GHT it's me. I would change my habit of seeing sp's the day she would start giving me the love that I require. I love her more then anything in the world' date=' and I can't lie to save my life.

     

    So with this all I can say is sorry for no advice to you.[/quote']

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    Hey, we've seen a lot of threads recently enquiring about the best of this or that. Can we get a discussion as to the best duos in the city? I've been looking for one and I just haven't seen sufficient comparison of these lovely pairings.

     

    Slammer

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