Alger

How about a Roman bath? Polynesian Luau? Harem?

YEAH BABY! Congratulations!

Okay, I am the hopeless romantic, but these work for me!

Brian Adams doing "Have your really ever loves a woman" melts me.

And "Down in Mexico" By the Coasters gets me reved up! It got resurrected for Death Proof.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3V3Zpz9_0Y&feature=related

And I have recently fallen in love with Amy Winehouse "Back To Black' http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1evzhSast8

and "I'm no good" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ll7UFxqI2pM&feature=channel

I would truly hate having to choose between FWD and Megforfun! I often refer to myself as a B&E man (breasts and eyes) as I so love the boob and a longing stare from a pretty lady melts my heart (and my resistance). Larger breasts are delightful, ones that you can bury your face in, but so are smaller perty ones and those with sensitive nipples. No matter what size or shape, they all form part of that seductive package called woman. IMHO, its not what you have, but what you do with what you have.

The sexy French Maid costume always works with me! Especially with the feather duster.

I am very much appreciative of your high standards Mod. Integrity and reputation do pay off, especially in this industry. I have never had a qualm about meeting a lady who is a regular on CERB or EC. I did not know that you were connected to those other sites too, so thanks for the info!

-Alg

You really have to watch these deals. I had a mortgage once with one of our big banks and they offered a $2000 rebate if I went with them. I got the rebate okay, but when renewal came up, they wouldn't re-negogiate the rate nor wave the renewal fee (which they always did in the past), so in the long run, it was costing me more than the $2K. The only way out of it was to give them the $2K back and leave them, which I did.

Yea, I will be out of town too. Here's hoping for a good turnout!

It is a real sad commentary on life when most of us see the comical part of this type of miscommunication and others in the world make such a violent exception of it. It was a good and sobering link November, but sometimes, reality really sucks!

I too had the pleasure of meeting the lovely Tess last week. She is a doll who knows how to treat a man right! Convienent, comfy location too. Be sure to make a donation to her cause when you see her!

-Alg

LOL it would be hilarious either way, expecting and not finding or not expecting and finding. Well, maybe not hilarious to the client!

May you lie to save a friend;

Steal the heart of the one you love; and

Cheat the devil of your soul!

Cheers mates!

I have to see this lady! I am a daytime regular at Barbs, but maybe I will start frequenting the night time more.

I have been one of Katrina's "waves" for a long time, she is a sweety with a great bod. Very friendly too!

Had a couple of dances with various stunning sexy girls but the one that I really got addicted to is Katrina. She is a real sweet cutie, curly dark hair, dark eyes, perfect smell. She has natural ("organic") boobs just the right size AND she got the brains to conduct an intelligent conversation. Fell in love with her eyes, too...

Everthing is a package, some ladies are safe GFE but more than make up for it in other ways, like Monique. I have not seen her in a while, but she was a very, very good safe GFE.

-Alg

very nice if you like "safe" GFE

I have a couple of dancer friends that text me fairly regularly, mostly to let me know they are dancing, but occasionally just asking how I am and how I am doing. Sometimes they have actually phoned.

I have had more than a few offer to give me their phone numbers and/or exchange them, but the spidey senses went up and I gracefully declined.

A close dancer friend use to often text me, just to chat, but she kept losing her phone. Occupational hazard I suppose. I offered to get her a prepaid one and may yet.

I would be up for this too (no pun intended, well maybe, ya...). We did do something similar a couple of years ago at the NuDen and some of the CMJ ladies showed up in a limo no less. Unfortunately, the manager at the time got the wrong impression and asked them to leave. Before that thou, it did not seem to deter the dancers from coming over and talking. Of course, I felt it was my duty to let them entertain me.

If we do decide to go with this, I would suggest we discuss it with the club manager ahead of time. Pigales in the aft sounds like a good bet!

-Alg

My top three are:

Barbs: been a regular for so long that it cannot be anything else. Ladies are great. New CRs have not affected my mileage.

BareFax: Great daytime ladies, great mileage too. Spent many a bank time afternoon there

Pigales and Taboo, both for different reasons. Pigales daytime has lots of beautiful ladies, but Taboo has the higher mileage.

-Alg

Taboo....jessica.....Huuuuuuuuge boobs and a blast in the CR

Wow Jessica, I knew her when she was much less endowed. But you are right, great performer in the CR!

In a similar vane, there is Jennifer and a few other well endowed ladies at Barbs.

I cannot forget the scene in the Grifters where Annette Benning seduces her landlord to pay for her rent. Seeing her lying naked on the bed with a big come hither smile...

I dropped in on Thursday night about 11:30 and two of the three dancers were leaving. No cover (the blonde at the door is gone!) but the beer was $7.50 a bottle! Place has been spruced up, big new stage, fancy light show. The DJ use to work days at Barbs, and he does like his Rock and Roll. Mens washroom actually had paper towels.

I might try it again later, suppose to be a big party on Halloween.

Nyomi,

Edmonton does not appreciate you near as much as Ottawa does. Please come back soon, real soon!

Alg xxooxx...

I have had a very gradual entry into the hobby, but my first, a SW, was about 20 years ago. CERB has been a blessing!

I second Castle's comments 200%! The one thing Nyomi Blu isn't, is blue, but to quote Castle "wow guys'!. She is charming to a T, very romantic and very very seductive. A fictional comparison that comes to mind is the "Femme Fatales" in the old detective novel, you know, the seductress that leads men to their demise.

Nyomi met me at the door dressed in lacy lingerie, complete with nylons and stiletto heals (that she wore in bed!). She engaged in some friendly conversation to start, but I found it "hard" to keep up my end of the conversation and we were soon necking like school kids on the couch. Oh, what a long tongue she has! She soon led me to the play room (after a shower of course!) and it was not long until I was fully under her control. Our love making was long and intense and she she played with me in ways I have never experienced before. She was absolutely incredible. I can not think of anything I would have liked better, except more of course!

Looks, attitude, enthusiasm, body, location, and everything else all rated 10+++

As Castle points out, this is her first visit to Ottawa and guys, do treat her right because we want her back!

Alg

That would be great if true. George, the owner, called it "under new management" every time he replaced the manager, which happens every few months. Never helped the club much thou.