Alpha Male

Love the long legs on Vicky Vix along with the amazing butt. Beautiful.

Yes Jazy has got one of the best posteriors out there. Definitely in the top five IMHO. Bumelicious!

Oh Coco, very good for my mojo. Just gorgeous, a work of art. Thanks Cato, and thank you Coco.

Thanks Meg. Btw, in the words of Lorenzo Lamas, and often parodied on Saturday Night Live by Billy Crystal, "You look mahhvolous, absolutely mahhvolous". Ever go on tour?

E-mail is a good idea but there's no way of doing that from within this site is there? I mean if I click on your name it doesn't give the choice of sending you an e-mail, only a "private" message. Am I wrong in thinking that?

Thanks for the explanation, April and Meg. Actually, I haven't been to a website where you couldn't type certain words, except for this one I mean. I guess I should get out more, LOL. Be that as it may, I still think it sucks. A private message is a private message. I should be able to say whatever I want or name whatever website I choose to. Maybe they should rename it "Censored Private Message." although that would be an oxymoron.

As April stated, we cannot make mention of our website anywhere on cerb unless we have put a link to cerb on our personal site.

Not even in a private message? If so, then how private is that? If a website is removed from a private message then obviously the message is not "only read by the person you are sending it to", as the mod puts it.

I would suggest a PM then rather then a public post. That is what a PM is for. It means PRIVATE (Only visible to the person you are sending it to)..

Oh really? Then why is that upon sending a private message to another member and receiving his response which included the name of a certain website, the website name was censored to the point of being indecipherable, e.g. www.********.com. Sure looked to me like someone else was reading that "private" message. Or do you have some computer program that looks for certain words and then sends out a red flag like the C.I.A.? A public explanation would be in order.

Screwed up, message to follow.

Talk about hitting the nail on the head. Couldn't have said it better myself Vanxander. How would you pooners cheating on your wives feel if the tables were turned? Imagine her moaning and groaning on top of some other dude. You know what they say, what goes around comes around, and believe me, it usually does. Karma's a bitch.

Let's clear this up. There is Nikki, sweet and petite. She did respond to my email, although it took a couple of days. Haven't seen her but would like to. I don't think she ever advertized on CL. I think she is relatively new. Then there is Niki Xox naughty lil hottie. She did advertize on CL and now on BP. Looks hot but a little too skinny for my tastes. Finally there is Naughty Nikki, naughty and nice who I don't remember seeing on either CL or BP. Which one did you see Hardpumps 84?

Yes Hardpumps84, toftt. Someone's gotta do it.

Which Christine are you talking about? Maybe post a link that relates to her

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Never mind, I know who you're talking about now. Yeah, great to have her back.

When I first got involved in this hobby, I used agencies exclusively. Mind you I'm talking about years ago, before I knew of cerb or EC, possibly before they even existed, LOL. I would give the agency a description of what I preferred; hair color and length, measurements, height and weight, skin color, etc.. A big part of the excitement was the anticipation, the not knowing exactly who would show up at the door until I looked through the peep hole. Although I'd say that about 50 percent of the time, she was not as I had described; either the hair was wrong or the height etc., I can honestly say that I was never disappointed with who actually did show up. In fact on a few occasions, my jaw actually hit the floor when I saw who walked in the door. Only on one occasion was I disappointed. The girl who showed up was skinny as a rail, flat chested, and not very facially attractive. Not at all what I had described to the agency. Feeling quite frisky at the time, I decided to go through with it anyway. OMG!!! Her performance was unbelievable!! To this day, I still occasionally reminisce about that incredible session. She also had the cutest, tightest, most slippery little shaved p**sy I had even seen or felt! It has yet to be matched and at this point in my life, I don't think it ever will be. Even she was not a disappointment, far from it, despite my intial reaction when I first saw her.

I did have one bad experience. Although I had previously only used agencies that charged a flat hourly rate, I decided to try an agency that charged an agency fee, and then you had to negotiate with the girl for her services when she arrived. Big mistake. We negotiated for a bj.

She wanted way too much for FS especially when I factored in the agency fee, and although she was attractive, she was no Kim Kardashian. Even the bj was over-priced but she was unyielding and I thought, "What the f**k. Let's do it." We then went to the bedroom and I started disrobing. Noticing that she wasn't doing the same, I said to her, "You can start getting naked anytime now." to which she responded, "I'm not getting naked, that'll cost you extra." " Are you f**king kidding?" I asked in my disbelief. She was serious. I quickly put my pants back on and told her that I didn't think it was going to work out and that I'd have to ask her to leave. She started making a fuss about how she should get paid for her time and for showing up. I told her she was out of her mind. I then suggested that she could still do the bj naked and it wouldn't be a complete waste of her time, and she again refused, knowing that if she didn't, she'd be going home with nothing. I told her that I was okay with that, it was her business decision to make, but not to expect me to pay her just for showing up. She left in a huff, yelling that she was going to have me black-listed. At that point, I didn't really care anyway, and so I just said, "Yeah, yeah, yeah." LOL. The door slammed and she was gone. Thank God. So one bad experience out of many, many, many encounters. Not a bad average.

For various reasons, I haven't participated in this hobby for some time now but that is not to say that I will never participate again. When or if I do, I will probably make use of the information and resources available on cerb and EC. However, I also would not hesitate in using an agency again, provided it is an hourly flat rate agency. They have more competition now because of cerb and EC and all of the indies, so who knows, maybe they have to bend over backwards now to obtain and retain clients. Might be worth a look-see.

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Hmm....since you were willing to lay out 300 why drop to 250 ?

It's called not paying more than you have to. If she's making more and you're paying less, isn't that the best of both worlds?

Rather odd that she leaves no contact information whatsoever, don't you think? If it looks too good to be true, it usually is. Let me know if you find out differently.

If you need to show her different techniques Soleil, I'd be willing to make myself available for demonstration purposes, and also act as a " practice dummy" if need be. I'd even be willing to do it for free. Sorry, I couldn't resist, and I just thought I'd beat Old Dog to it.

Here is a link that you might find very helpful if you are contemplating the purchase of an Iphone 4 or similar device.

Speaking of back in the day..

Did women ever wear rollerskates at fast food places in Ottawa?

Although I've never witnessed it, I think they did at the old A&Ws that PistolPete, Old Dog, and I were talking about. Not sure if they did in Ottawa or not. I think PistolPeter and Old Dog are both in Ottawa, one of them will probably ring in with an answer.

Alpha...

 

Before the buttons and all the other things, your ordering mechanism was you headlights. You would pull in, turn your headlights off, decide what you wanted and then flash your headlights ... and again when you were done, they would retrieve the tray with the same signal.

 

I remember going in a station wagon and there were 5 trays hanging from the windows... front and back passenger and driver's side PLUS the rear window... with a family of six only my youngest brother didn't get his own tray....

Really??? That's funny!! I guess the order boards were quite the innovation when they came out. I can just picture the station wagon in my mind, LOL. Thanks for sharing that Old Dog.

Yeah, I agree with PistolPete. The A&Ws from yesteryear were great. You'd pull into the parking lot, find an open space, and order from your very own order-board, complete with intercom. Then they'd come with your tray of food which they would hook onto your partially opened window. I was always worried that the tray would go crashing down onto the pavement, but it never did. A teenburger, onion rings, and a large rootbeer were what I would always order. Sometimes an apple turnover too, if I was really hungry. All of them tasted great. Then when finished, you'd hit a button on the order board and a little orange light would start blinking on top of it. Their cue that you were done and needed your tray picked up. Those were indeed the days. I've since had many teenburgers but they just don't taste the same as they did back then.:(:confused::-(

O.k. here's my lame attempt.....

There was a young farmer named Jules

While on Cerb would not follow the rules

Found himself now "dis-Membered"

Favorite girls not remembered

He now contemplates f**king the mules

Oh well....I tried

Not sure about what I don't like to read but I definitely LOVE reading Old Dog's posts. Hey Old Dog, you should pack up your bags and move to Hollywood. You could most certainly get a job as a comedy writer.

If a guy tells you that he's canceling because he has found someone else at a lower rate, how is that being dishonest? Maybe he really did. You should have asked him what that rate was, and then offered to match it. That way you would have trapped him in his lie, if indeed he was lying. In any event, it should be expected in your line of work as it is in other vocations as well. In my business for instance, I have people reneging on commitments on a daily basis. I could initiate lawsuits against them and win the majority of cases, but I don't. I look at it as being the price of doing business, par for the course, and it's water off a ducks back. Although that attitude has cost me alot of money, it has saved me from getting ulcers, and will probably prolong my life a few years. We all know that life is way too short. So take a deep breath Lexi, put a smile on your face, and have a hap hap happy day.

Euh? You lost me here darling?

I think Chavez is saying that you ladies are going to Brandon for lack of clients in Winnipeg who are willing to pay your price. Brandonians, (or is it Brandonites?), on the other hand, are so randy and so hungry for talent that they'll pay any price to anyone. He's also suggesting, I believe, that if you dropped your prices, you wouldn't have to go to Brandon. Your cups would runneth over right here in Winnipeg. I think he's referring more to the local Winnipeg girls who go to Brandon rather than the ladies who tour from other cities, but I could be wrong. Hope that helps you Victoria and Dorinda, you fabulous babes you.

I showed Sabrina what you wrote. She thought it was comical, and responded with, do you think in 30-40 Years I'm gonna care. Think about it. When she's 65-75 we know she won't be an SP anymore. But in the meantime that gal is hot. I really don't find tattoo's sexy but, it sure wouldn't be Sabrina without them. Just looking at her face and body makes you forget she has any tat's.

I wasn't referring to Sabrina specifically, or any other SP for that matter. Just women in general who get huge tattoos. Of course Sabrina won't still be in the business at 65 or 70, but like every other woman with a tattoo, she'll still have to look in the mirror, and maybe want to go to the beach once in a while. I mean, to each his or her own, and it is not my intent to offend anybody. If I have, I apologize. I personally don't find tattoos attractive on a woman. Tattoos masculinize a woman and take away from a woman's natural beauty. As a heterosexual male, I find the female form to be the most beautiful of God's creations. To put a tattoo on it is like graffiti on the Venus De Milo.