Incognito

I've had the wonderful pleasure of seeing Emma in the past when she was touring in my city, but a recent trip to Halifax allowed me to consider a daring plan.

Emma is the ultimate GF. Her personality, her beauty, her warmth and affection are genuine and are very seriously contagious. Her skills? Ummm.... I kinda promised not to "go there" in writing; let's just say "worldclass" and leave it at that! (or read some of the prior recommendations! LOL!!)

Needless to say, prior visits had always left me wanting more and more and more. And so I started making my audacious plan...

Could I actually spend multiple days with Emma? Would she agree to make herself available for such an extended time? And most importantly... could I keep up with her! (LOL!!)

I contacted her, we talked it over and a plan was agreed to. Getting off the plane and texting her, I was as excited as a kid at Christmas.

And when I got to unwrap that present... WOW!!! Many people talk about "ultimate GFE". Well guys - here is the REAL "ultimate GFE" scenario. We spent days together... talking, eating in, going out and eating out, watching TV, sleeping, and Umm... a whole lot more. Exquisite. Delicious. Luxurious. Decadent.... figure out your own favorite adjectives!

It just doesn't get any better than this. Period.

If you have to settle for only a couple of hours with Emma, you will be delighted for sure... but for those very few of you who might be able to work something out much longer than that... I can absolutely assure you this is one treat that is VERY highly recommended.

Thank you GirlFriend(!) for our special time together. Your sweet sexiness will never be forgotten.

IC

Yup

Title of this post says it all.

Alex is a premiere experience. Very highly recommended. Go for 2 hours.

Yes, I have, She is Hot and Sexy. Strongly recomended!

Pete

Well said.

This BS drives me nuts... equally so when guys to it to the ladies or on the very few occaisions a lady has done it to me. At the VERY least people, have the courtesy to call. Otherwise: So low class, rude, and disrespectful.

Alley Allure- from Ottawa CERB MEMBER.

 

I would like to say to the 2 idiots that were booked yesterday with Alley here in Ottawa and then of course both pulled the no show, did not even call! bull shit!

 

1 guy for an 1 hour session the other for 2 hours! Boys that is 300 x 3 hours of loss time/and her revenues! Simply said- you pair of a-holes!

 

If Mod removes my comment, about you 2, I can live with that, but the fact remains you have only further messed up your chances with other ladies, if Alley puts anything out to other SP's.

 

She did give me 1 of your CERB handles here, and you know what, you are exactly the individual bonehead that gives all the rest of us legit members a bad rap. I will not give out your name, but you know who you are, so come clean!

 

Furthermore, if you had any common courtesy you would explain yourself to her as why! Give her apology, give her something for her loss time!

I don't demand fancy, but I certainly demand clean. And fortunately, the vast majority of venues have passed that test. I can think of one or two that didn't unfortunately.

And what Cat was too modest to say is that her place is 5-star spectacular; as all who have been there can attest.

I believe that the environment is a direct extension of the provider. There have been times when I had less than desirable locations and I find it makes it difficult to set the tone for the visit. What is important to remember is the variables in the equation. The cost involved in setting up a location can be overwhelming for a beginner or someone who is entertaining part time. If she is an "end of the month" provider (meaning she only entertains when there is a shortage of money) then you very well may get the fruitloops in the couch and laundry on the kitchen table because the children have just been dropped at Granny's for the night and now has to get her bootie in gear to ensure the rent check clears. She usually knows things should be put together better, but with her full time job and raising her babies it's hard to find the time.

 

Full time independents take time and invest heavily in their surroundings but their considerations reflect that and many guests have a budget to respect. It all boils down to what you want to spend. It is a challenge, but there are always quality providers out there within a reasonable budget. Letting a provider know that her place was less than desirable is tricky, but I would rather someone tell me than just go on the hunt for someone else...

 

Catherine

Amber

That was one helluva an essay on the art of shaving. VERY well done!!

Sorry Inaluki

There is quite simply no hope for recovery from "Cat addiction". There is no 12 step program and there is no magic strong enough. You will be back for more.

Believe me... I know

OMG!!!!... the addiction is so wonderful though!!! What a high!!

After meeting Cat the other day I am now feel comfortable saying that it will be extremely difficult to quit...

 

It's been 2 days and I feel like I'm coming off a drug addiction the hard way. :-D

 

(curls up in the fetal position and shivers and waits for his next hit)

Pete

That's perfect. I feel exactly the same way and could not have said it better.

The most difficult thing to do is get up and leave when you would really like to spend other quality time with special ladies.My little voice continues to tell me....no you can't....no you should not....fall for her... so I just really love all the ladies as a personal friends that really made me feel special,loved and of course the sex is/was out of this world.

 

 

Hugs to all of you special women!:grin:

I leased a 100 level suite there for many years (until the gov cracked down and wouldn't let people go anymore).

The hostesses were always on point... very well groomed, and very sweet. Everyone flirted with them as did they. But to my knowledge never did it go beyond that at any time.

I think I figured out why the showcase albums did not appear. When the device's battery is low, it conserves power and hence why the pics nevered appeared.

 

It just happened again on a different website and the only thing consistant that I can see is the battery level.

I tried my iPod Touch over wifi and seems fine via Safari browser. A bit slow, but it definitely works.

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Yup... I've had similar experiences to what Pete has posted about. I don't put the details re: that crap here because I doubt if it would be compatible with the concept of a "recommendation board". But those of you who pull this shit are naive if you don't think that those of us who know each other don't share these little details about your unprofessional behaviour.

BTW - I'm not talking about the unexpected things that come up in everyone's life that cause an issue and so you call ahead, appologize and re-book. That's totally cool.... disappointing for everyone involved, but still cool. I'm talking about cavalier no show no call no nothing bullshit.

Fortunately, just like the pukes that no-notice no-show on the SPs, it is the exception; not the rule.

On the other hand, you have to admire Emma. A true pro. The show must go on. I had the pleasure of spending some hi-quality time in her beautiful in-call setting earlier this week. Very, very classy. Despite the issues experienced, she never had a bad word to say; only smiles and kisses all the way (and one helluva lot more). Anyone who wants to know more about the "rest of the story" can pm me. Suffice to say... Delightful in every way.

I totally understand what happened to you but unlike some people i follow through. As i said i understand when things come up and people can't make it as long as the gentlemen/ladies are kind enough to let you know. The agency definitely should have told you that she wasn't coming after all that's just not good business.

Even though i had some cancellations i came anyway...i had some confirmed bookings and i DO NOT like to disappoint anyone. Good Manners and consideration of one's time is very important. Sorry to hear of your let down PP.

 

kisses,

Emma A

Catherine is arguably the finest Courtesan in Canada. How she managed to end up in Calgary isn't important to you. What should be important is that you quickly figure out that THIS IS YOUR LUCKY DAY.

Back here in Ottawa the flag on Parliament Hill is permanently at half-mast mourning our loss although she does return periodically to cheer us up. (never often enough though)

I know I sound like a shill (I'm not). From reading her post above, I don't think Cat is quite ready to start work in Calgary yet but it doesn't matter. Get in line now. Secure your position. Don't say the Ottawa guys didn't warn you.

You'll see. Really!

Well said and I couldn't agree more. These dalliances are the best of all. Quasi-relationships or maybe even real relationships but in a limited manner without the devastating crash and burn of messy affairs. They feature obvious caring, deep intimacy, and fabulous sex (for both). Do this a few times and '60 minute in and out' meetings quickly become rather weak by comparison. No question, we absolutely adore these ladies. And YOU KNOW who you are!!

I think this thread is interesting in that no one actually wants to pin point a lady. It does prove that the vast majority of us are playing the field and don't want to upset the apple cart with any ladies we are seeing by singling out one lady. I think it is fairer to point to a top 5 than any one lady.

 

Also I am not sure if I am alone in this but several ladies I am currently seeing are not active on this board, they know the board and have friends or have past experience with it. They do prefer to stay anonymous and retain a few clients, as I mentioned in another thread these are by far the best ladies, if you can get one that is truly interested in being a courtesan and not focused on XX for the hour and getting you off. I would rather pay a lady $400-500 for a good date with a meal or some shopping etc.. followed by an unlimited intimate appointment (I am always done with in 2 hours and usually within and hour and half to many other commitments), and have the lady really enjoy her time with me genuinely laughing and good sex for both. One thing about these ladies is that they do not have mushc of a social life si we need to play a bigger roll as boy friend and show up with gifts and special things that the boy friend normaly would. The ladies that develop a special relationship with 5-6 gentelmen and can still get $4-5,000 a month (tax free) and if this is suplimenting other ocupations or businesses than it is a great kick start for the ladies, and they do not loose themselves to the industry. I do find the concept of charging a per hour rate rather degrading to the act of making love, I think a quicky (OSOG) could be the basic get in get out price and than the courtesan experience is another service offering. One lady that is on this board Dreamgirl Julie offers the true courtesan experience as does Cat when she is town, these ladies go until you have had your fill and that is a much better system than being interupted in the middle of session (what is natrually the middle to me because I am half way done) with a phone call from some agency saying the five minute mark so hurry up and get him done. Or the lady whispering in my ear "honey you need to finish because my 2:00 is going to be hear in 15 minutes!" ya no problem I am done. I must say the best ladies I have had at coordinating my time were Erica Skye and Chloe from PK not sure how they do it but I am finished with a very satisfying session and feel completly done.

I've been away, just flew back, and flew directly into the arms of the one and only Ms. Ava Jones.

Now reading Ulixes' post elsewhere about Vegas, I can assure you his trip had a greater fun component than mine... but that's a different thread. The common point is we both seemed to have come home to Ava.

I don't know how many times I can recommend or post about Ava before I get tagged with the shill label... all I can say to that is WTF!

But here's the other thing... she was telling me that while I was away, a major pissing contest broke out about fake recommendations and even better - SPs negotiating lower prices or extra service in return for oversold recommendations. She also said that a big chunk of those posts coincidentally occurred in the middle of a non-related thread about her therefore causing, I suppose, some to wonder if she was one of the un-named SPs who do such things.

So... because

1) I had my mind blown by her yet again today, and

2) This is a convenient and timely opportunity to set any question about Ava straight

I feel compelled to say it one more time... Ava is the real deal, the girl next door, the quintessential girlfriend experience. She is SO sweet, SO genuine.

And I haven't even got to the sexy stuff yet. This morning she was telling me something that was quite exciting. The 10,000 watt smile that radiates off of her is unbelievable. Yup, she is a pretty, pretty girl!

Ulixes completely nailed it in his review so no point me typing it all out again. Go back and re-read it. Totally accurate in every way.

Now as for the conspiracy theory folks who think these reviews are staged or are bargained for. LOL!! There are web sites where you can hear all about how 9/11 was staged by the US government. Or how the moon landings in the late 60's were videotaped in remote parts of Canada (I've hear both Nfld and Sudbury).

Sure. That's exactly the way the US Government did it. And yup... Ulixes and I got together over a beer and colluded on these reviews too. Only after Ava promised us extra services of course, and for free too. You should all be so lucky!!

C'mon guys. Do you really think the dozens of people who all report essentially the same details have been 'bought' by the SP? Don't you think that after the SP had bribed the first dozen or so, her reputation would be so golden that she wouldn't need to bribe the rest? And yet the rest of the reviews all continue to pour in saying the same thing!

Time to go down to Timmies and smell the coffee.

We have so many FABULOUS providers here, we are so DAMNED fortunate.

And Ava Baby... What Ulixes said... I couldn't agree more. You are for sure one of the very best.

http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=5335

 

I originally put this in as a review. as I have a difficult time using a rating scale as an adequate tool but Ava deserves high ratings.

 

Good Afternoon Ladies and Gentlemen,

 

This is episode 21 of my journey of 43.

 

Several weeks ago, I managed to book an appointment with the lovely Ms. Ava Jones. If I had known that I would be so jet-lagged after my time in Las Vegas, I would have booked for next week. Why, you ask? Because any time spent with Ms. Jones requires that you be in tip-top shape, mentally alert, physically ready to climb amazing peaks, and descend into sweet luscious valleys.

 

I am not exaggerating. Ava Jones is a treat. A sweet, creamy, delicious treat that makes you want only one thing - more.

http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=17792

 

While some on the board have suggested that the recommendations are fake, I have heard nothing but lovely things about Ava. I have only one thing to say to the naysayers - up your game!

 

Einstein was correct - time is relative. I booked an hour and it felt like 10 minutes.

 

Her kissing is sweet, soft, and sometimes aggressive. She is a natural hard-body but with the roundness just where I like it (hips and inner thighs, if you are wondering). Her breasts are magnificent in shape, touch, and taste. Now, I love going downtown and I have to say that Ava gives new meaning to rush hour. She is responsive, delicious, amazingly symmetric, and now on my lifetime top 10 that I wish to pleasure again and again.

 

As I have said before, I tend to be a little shy at first, but Ava put me at ease and had me rising to the occasion. The multiple positions transitioned easily and were always safe. The intensity of my orgasm was matched by hers which was a real turn-on. I felt a connection and as we chatted, it became clear that I will be back.

 

Overall, without hyperbole, this was a terrific encounter with a terrific young woman who really likes sex. Her location is clean and I was offered a shower - which was spotless. The only troubling part for some (not for me) is that she has a couple of large dogs that are enthusiastic and this may put some of you off.

 

She may be hard to reach as she does this part-time. My advice - book in advance, be patient, be ready for a beautiful ride.

 

I want more but I am now 6000 km away. Sigh.

Hey Skater

You and I have never met, nor do I know your name... but I was just reading your post below about how you like to give Ladies respect. (Me too. I love them.)

So here's the damnedest thing... last week I was with 4 ladies. And 2 of them - coincidently, right out of the blue - mentioned you to me (not by your real name of course; just by Loneskater) as someone who really treats them well and with respect.

Buddy, hats off to ya. You are definitely on the right page and doing something right.

Ladies... I present to you... the one and only Loneskater; obviously a perfect gentleman.

I like to give as much as I receive. My approach has always been that this is a business and it is not the business or work that makes a person who he/she is and I don't judge others by what they do. I do my upmost to treat the ladies with respect, and from some of my previous posts, I think I made that fact well known on this board. When I decide to see a new SP/MP, I am always thinking that I will be repeating because I go to my meeting with the mindset that it will be another fantastic experience and I will truly enjoy myself. First and foremost for me is the idea that I am going to meet another amazing woman. And this planet would be boring without them.

 

This is all about mutual respect.

OK - hang on... I just sent her an email as she had just sent one to me a few days ago. So far it hasn't bounced back... I'll let you know what's up if/when KJ responds.

And yes, for the record, she was an absolute sweetheart with a heart of gold. For those of us who knew her, she will very sorely missed if indeed she has left our community.

The truth is, we probably owe her a retirement party / dinner / gift or whatever. Seriously.

I spent an hour with Mia tonight. Fool that I am; I should have booked two; maybe three hours.

Mia has got to be the cutest, most utterly adorable lady you ever hope to meet.

Everything from the classy incall location, to the nice shower at the end was just over the top nice.

Honestly it's hard to reduce something this nice to just a few sentences. Fortunately much of it has been said before. Beautiful smallish perky breasts (my absolute favorites), gorgeous soft skin, a butt to simply die for. Arguably the nicest ass and pussy combination in the business today. bbbj skills far, far beyond her 21 years. OK, the rest is off limits!!

If you have not seen her, please don't. Those of us who are "in the know" will appreciate having the extra time!! (joking of course).

Seriously, this lady is definitely at the very top of the game here in Ottawa. There is NOTHING I could suggest to improve this experiance. She is a towering homerun over the centerfield wall.

Last night was one of those nights where plans changed and suddenly I was open to options. That's about when Mr. Happy let me know he wasn't happy enough and wanted some attention! Last minute arrangements can be a crap shoot (at best) but I a quick check of CERB confirmed Rachelle of Kingston was in town. A quick PM led to a very quick and polite returned call on my cell and we were off to the races.

Rachelle had rented a very nice apartment as an incall place right off the action on Elgin St. More on that later! Opening the door I was warmly greeted by Rachelle who is a bit tall (I'm 6'3 so that's all good!) and after some welcomig kisses, off to the couch to chat. It was pretty late and we were both in a semi-tired laid back mood so we decided to skip the couch and go chat while kissing and cuddling. Very nice.

Rachelle has smooth soft skin, large breasts with very suckable nipples(!), a couple of non-intrusive tats. So we chatted and kissed and I found myself playing more and more with her clit ring (very cute!). As the pressure built and we got more and more horny Rachelle turned her attention to Mr. Happy whose mood had noticeably improved already.

All POINTS BULLETIN: Rachelle's bbbj was as good if not better than anyone else I have enjoyed. If you are a bbbj affectionado you have to check this out.

Of course I had the chance to return the favour with a long and wonderful DATY, digits. Mmmm. Tastes great Baby!!

After the condo went on she rode me to a funtastic finish. I normally can last a very long time if I want to but not with Rachelle. Her tight pussy, her muscle control, and her hip movements were just too much to resist. Of course the long and fantastic bbbj may have contributed to that as well!

Rachelle is one of those few courtesans who like to pamper you with a hot cloth and tidy things up.

By now, we are starving, it is midnight and off we go down Elgin to grab some food and another hour of conversation.

If you like 26 year old girls who are already mature, who are very sexually open, who carry good conversation, and who have the big-time skills I mentioned above you just might want to give this lady some of your attention.

As always... YMMV of course.

Pete and Paige

Right on! Excellent work from both sides of the whip! Nice write-up as well.

Had an email from her yesterday... said she had been away for a while. Never said anything about closing up shop. But who knows?

Good call!!!!

Ava Love

Caution: I haven't thought through all of the ramifications(!)... but you could consider call-forwarding your number at bed time to the police department. That would definitely cause a giggle or two for all involved except the drunken ass on the other end of the line! I suspect this would quickly eliminate much of the problem (although you might then have a few sheepish calls from the cops themselves to book a bit of time)

Yup... Dummpy and I were 100% straight before that session and still remained 100% straight after the session!!

Sharing the woman was never my concern... performing in front of another guy crossed my mind as a concern. No big deal in the end... at least not with Dummpy. But this is where chemistry starts to come into play and as we always say... YMMV.

Hey IC maybe we could really share her!

Ummm... Gee... OK Dummpy.... since it's you I guess so. But damn! She is my girl!!!

Ava??? You get a vote on this one Sweetie!

Damn can I hire you to write my school reports...Maybe leave out some of the tag team action...Oh maybe leave it in and I'll get an A for effort...Yummy!!!!

PrettyPaige

I'd be more than happy to write a pretty page (or two) just for you Darling!!

Very Yummy Pleasure

Everyone who responded.... Thanks for the feedback.

It was fun to write it up, but of course not as much fun as being in the action.

A couple of you (including some of the ladies both in this thread as well as Emma's related thread) commented on us making sure there was a huge focus on pleasing our partner.

That's an interesting point... first let me say, we would be laughed out of here if we pretended we only did it for the lady but yes, we were very focused on the lady as much as on ourselves.

One of the reasons this worked so well (and one of the reasons Dummpy says that event this rates near the very top of 4,894,356 sexual interactions he has had) was incredible chemistry.

Each of us knew DoD intimately and likewise, she knew each of us through previous interactions. It is very fair to say that we genuinely like her and deeply care for her. In turn she is 100% trusting of us. She basically was in a position to say "here I am, here is my body, take it and do with it as you please, because I trust you and I know you will make it good for me too". That combination of emotional trust and sexual openness just makes for an indescribable experience that would be hard to duplicate.

And, as a result, it would be a very tough call who left more satisfied, her or us. Which as Pete said, makes it "Simply Perfect".

Will Dummpy and I re-create this magic? Probably. In fact, we are already carefully sifting through the possibilities and alternatives. But don't expect to see it happen tomorrow. This isn't a "let's have a gang bang and let's see who shows up and let's see what happens" gig. Not even close.

Once again it will take time and effort to plan and get it right.

And Seymour... yeah… it would be funny as hell to set up the site you're talking about but, as Dummpy said, circumstances dictate that I kinda got to keep my head down and be doin' this on the hush. Dummpy is the front man in our partnership; I’m only the shadow behind the curtain!

And Mod – now you know why I didn’t have time to get back to you on that other question yet about short-term availability (but I will)

And lastly – without this Board and without this incredible community I could never, ever have found my perfect and talented partner in crime (Lord Dummpy) and figured this out. CERB (and especially CERB Ottawa) is an incredible ecosystem. I also have to say to all of the beautiful ladies I have met here… "You are simply amazing. You share so much of yourselves with us with such warmth, grace, openness, and passion. I am often left speechless after being in your presence. Much love to you all."