Tigerclaw

Back to the funny questions people say...

 

 

while giving a massage one time this gent said " can you rub my bum?"

 

because of his muffled voice in the "pillow" i heard "can you wipe my bum?"

 

lmao thank god i asked him to repete that....hahaha

 

kisses,

Emma:lol:

My Dearest Emma,

This thread that you have started is just too funny...but I really got caught off guard with the above quote...lMAO...I had to clean my screen off...(again...lol)

I just saw an article the other day that said that 1 in 5 women fantasize about having a sexual encounter with Santa Clause.

Did the article say anything about reindeers fantasizing about having a sexual encounter with Mrs. Claus?...lol

A woman's request for discretion should always be honoured. The fact that you checked just about every option box possible in the review form tells me all I need to know about Alley's erotic scope.

 

I share your disdain for those who blew her off without any notice. Gives the whole city a bad rep with the quality escorts good enough to travel here. Sounds like those "a-holes" (I beleive that was the technical term you used to describe them) missed out on something really special.

I second the sentiment...not that kind of welcome or reputation that we want for this city...PistolPete, thanks for sharing your special moment with Alley Allure!

Dear Ulixestrojan, Emma and Dummpy's Elf Brigade,

O.K. I'll put on the "Rudolf the Red Nose Reindeer" outfit...

The script...Rudolf is still not allowed to play in any reindeer games...

scornful by the rejection...Rudolf decides to leave the North Pole shrouded by the thick fog outside...with his shiny nose, Rudolf manages to slowly reach the gate...his path is suddenly obstructed by the silhouette of a gorgeous woman...her luxurious blond hair flowing freely in the slight northern breeze...she wore a soft angora red hat...her length is covered by a long silky flowing red cape that flapped exposing the soft glowing flesh sparsely covered by red lingerie and a form fitting black leather skirt...her long slender legs were outfitted with a pair of knee high black leather shiny boots...As the figure approached closer...Rudolf could make out the glossy red lips and warm smile...the seductive eyes that could only have belonged to...to...yes, Mrs. Claus...ever since Rudolf was a little foe he had always had a crush on Mrs. Claus....Mrs. Claus had ventured out in the cold, foggy and dark night to console Rudolf...Rudolf, young and innocent...Mrs. Claus sensed that Rudolf needed understanding and acceptance...Mrs. Claus comforts Rudolf...invites him in from the cold...Mrs. Claus presents Rudolf with a hot chocolate and an assortment of shortbread cookies...while Rudolf enjoyed the warmth of Mrs. Claus' hospitality...Mrs. Claus begins to light numerous red candles, turning on some soft soothing music and dims the lights...Mrs. Claus excuses herself for a moment...Rudolf is still innocently enjoying his treats when he feels a warm touch and a soft warm kiss from behind...as he peers behind him...his cookie falls from his hands...his jaw, outlined with a hot chocolate mustache, drops...there in the soft glow of candle light stood Mrs. Claus...clad only with a big giant red bow and giant red ribbon...that night...that night...Mrs. Claus taught Rudolf how to really use his "shiny red nose so bright"...from that night on, Rudolf no longer needed to join in any reindeer games...for Rudolf was transformed into a Buck...

What Mrs. Claus and Rudolf were not aware was that Santa, the elves and the rest of the reindeers were secretly peering in from the outside through the frost covered windows...

EmmaAlexandra-How to say Goodbye to an Angel

From the emotional anticipation a week ago for the arrival of our lovely Emma Alexandra to Ottawa...to the incredible welcoming of Emma last Tuesday...this Tiger could not bare seeing our lovely Emma leave without sharing an intimate good-bye before her departure for Calgary.

Yesterday afternoon I had that opportunity to share our intimate good-bye with Emma Alexander for over two hours at her luxurious downtown location. The "Hello" was an encounter like no other and this "good-bye" session was no exception.

I was pleased to have quickly found a parking spot in the underground parking facility located one and a half blocks from her suite.

On my short walk outdoors from the parking lot I sensed a nervous trembling building which caused me to breath heavy. Was it the cool morning chill in the air that had yet to dissipate, although the sun shone brightly, or was it the emotional anticipation of being with Emma?

It was not a long walk but it seemed like it took forever before I would be able to again taste the sweet lips and be in the warmth and embrace of my desire...Emma.

Finally, the intercom, the buzzer, the wait for the elevator and then the door opened. I could not see my darling right away as Emma stood behind the door allowing room for me to enter. I could not take it anymore, I had to see her. Then, there she was. Brilliant and beautiful.

I was greeted with the warmest smile that melted my nerves and my heart. Her stunning eyes streaming a warm welcome towards me. From there I only had a quick glimpse of this beauty shimmering before me dressed in a black short angora type top with a fine soft feathery collar and a black mini skirt and black high heeled shoes. Before the door closed our lips were locked as we exchanged garbled pleasantries through the passionate kiss. All this while she began to remove my coat, it fell to the floor. Emma instantly began to melt my nerves and the chill from this Tiger. (YMMV) Like I have stated before, I would be satisfied alone with just the kissing from this angel.

As we embraced like long lost lovers I mentioned through the garble that my hands might be cold. Emma took my left hand and placed it on her heart and that's when I turned to sponge. My right hand found the back of her head through the luscious blonde hair to bring our kiss and embrace closer. After I was satisfied that my hands had been warmed sufficiently I moved my hands to explore this beauty that I now had in my embrace. There was a bronze framed mirror above an ornamental table facing me where I could view us in our embrace. My hands found themselves beyond the waist band of her skirt and there I discovered once again that Emma had no under garment that allowed me to explore the supple flesh under her skirt. This is how everyone should get reacquainted.

We moved ourselves over to her exquisitely decorated boudoir with the high four poster bed. The fine drapery was already drawn. The room was set with the warm glow of tea-lights in display platters that were strategically placed all around the room. Emma made herself comfortable on the bed and motioned to me with open arms to join her as my lips reunited with hers...time and the world outside stood still...I was with my angel...an angel that I was finally united...an angel that I had always in-visioned...an angel that I have now discovered.

From our passionate kisses to the light touches, to the exploration of every inch of our beings, unbelievable waves of passion washed upon us where it was so intense that even with my eyes closed, I was able to see the delicate aura and soft silhouette of this angel in my embrace. Unbelievable too was how our passion heightened my senses to the point where I could feel the heat build within both of us leading prior to our first mutual intense climatic explosion.

With our longing and passion now intensified, my darling Emma gave me a very personal and private moment together. The details I must respectfully withhold though this Tiger is at liberty to share the experience by offering the following: Embrace the passion, eroticism, sensuality and trust of two loving souls...build that energy to a frenzy...allow that energy to be sent directly to heaven...allow it to be reflected back...reverberate the intensity and the feeling...all the while sending uncontrollable tremors over and over to the core of your being...or in Emma's word's "that was hot!" followed by laughters of total joy...thank-you Sweetheart for the experience, an experience like no other...

Now that we were totally re-acquainted, we continued to indulge ourselves in more blissful passion...

Emma responds so sensually to every touch or kiss delivered to her that sends erotic chills straight through me. Her skin so soft, her scent so lovingly intoxicating and every pore of her existence is so sweet tasting.

Our time together was so powerful, so intrinsically soulful, so raw, so deeply emotional, so exquisitely erotic, so sensual, so blissful...that I was so sensually humbled to be able to impart my good-byes to our lovely angel Emma...

From the anticipation, to the loving memories, to the good-byes...my Darling Emma, you will forever be holding the key to my heart...until our next embrace...

soft warm kisses,

Tigerclaw

Spaceykca...It only gets better after your first intimate post...when it's from the heart...there is no wrong or right way to say it...it is just said...so, thank you...we all learn from our shared experiences...

BTW, your not alone, I still get really nervous with the anticipation prior to every visit...kind of neurotically...lol

Tigerclaw

Hey PW,

 

Welcome to Cerb!

 

Because your limiting your time to just one evening; The only thing I could suggest is have a plan B just incase Plan A does not work out.

Like all the other suggested posts, keep reading between the lines for the special lady that meets your expectations and definitely book in advance for Plan A. Communicate with your special lady, communicate, communicate, confirm, and confirm...and have Plan B in case Plan A is interrupted by a real life situation out of their control. Hope you enjoy your stay and the experience!

My first post!

 

And maybe some small advice to other newbies out there after my disastrous first experience with an SP a few weeks back...

 

To make a long story short, or should I say limp, I was completely unprepared for my first time. This was my first time stepping out away from home and even though she was so, so, so damn fine, the lack of emotional connection to the woman really through me for a loop.

 

And in hindsight, it's not really surprising. Afterall, I have been with the same woman for over ten years. All the buttons I push at home that give me the right signals, well, they just weren't in play for me on this night, and so, I found it disappointingly mechanical, somewhat predictable. Standing before the buffet where I could have anything I wanted, well, the menu just didn't seem that enticing.

 

And so to the newbies reading this, well, just be prepared. This is different than doing it with the receptionist or the mom down the street.

Big Al, Though this is your first post, you have already added a great insight here for our newbie...may you find the adventure that you are seeking...

Tigerclaw

Congrats Dummpy.Congrats- Also to the very sexy Catherine, and my good friend Ulix.I'm sure we are all happy to be nominated. I certainly hope when the next vote comes out that we all support the Very sexy,intelligent Catherine. Now if my math is correct we would like to see other 1,943 active members vote next time around.:mrgreen:

Congratulations Dummpy! You keep good company and we are all so fortunate for the bonds that you have formed here on Cerb!

Tigerclaw

bendy girls are so flexible. The trick that really gets me is the crotch above the head. You can fuck then and they lick your balls at the same time - damn did I just say that out loud?

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Ulixestrojan, just in case you were asking out loud, yes you did say it out loud...that is some bendy thought...BTW...after reading your post I had one of those catch you off guard kind of laughs...I had to clean my computer screen off...thanks a lot...lol

Somedays it is hard enough for me to remember what I had for breakfast (Come to think of it, I always have the same thing for breakfast...lol), so to keep everything simple I always offer my real name...

My Dear Cerbites:

Wow, as I write this, I must reveal that I am emotionally and physically exhausted...the reason...yesterday afternoon...I was introduced to our Darling Emma Alexandra...a warm, caring, sensual, erotic, passionate and beautiful woman.

For over two hours I was treated to an experience that I have not scaled before...an experience that I have craved and only could have imagined...it was emotionally charged...erotically sensual...this was more than a GFE experience...it was to me, more than a lover's experience, it was an experience like no other...Emma discovered all my triggers and introduced me to others that delivered me to new levels of sensuality and she touched the core of my being. More than once, Emma delivered me to such an erotic state that left me shaking, to a point that I could no longer identify if I was climaxing or had climaxed...(now I understand the term multiple orgasm...lol) I have never felt so liberated emotionally, physically, verbally and passionately with any other woman. I have been humbled by this amazing lady.

Those of you who have met Emma would agree: To know her is to love her...and I will admit that I have fallen deeply for her...for more than what she provided me but for the person that she is...soft warm kisses Emma...

Don't miss your opportunity before this great lady leaves Ottawa. She is centrally located in the downtown core in a lavish suite. The ambiance and her hospitality is worth your visit.

Repeat...I don't know if my heart can handle it...but heck...for Emma definitely!...for another experience like no other...

Tigerclaw

Just voted...great nominations...great contributions...great wisdom...no matter who wins...we have all gained so much...thank-you

I thought that I would share my thoughts on the tread regarding a shaved pussy over a bushy pussy...So for those that wish to read my views regarding this thread, check out my blog page on my website. http://amberwyld.escort24h.com...Cheers all. Myself, I prefer a nice shaved pussy on me, and on another girl... Not to mention, on a guy as well. For a more detailed reply, see my blog.

Dearest Amber,

We are all students in life...nice to know that we can learn life lessons from you...

Kisses, Tigerclaw

P.S. Yes, shaved is my preference...as I do too...

The poll was set up to allow you to vote on multiple choices.

Thanks MOD! Somehow I missed that fact.

Just voted for FS but if multiple boxes were available I would have included all categories below except CIM, COB, and COF. I have been with a lady who only preferred all the C's and she also added COT (T=tummy). I prefer CIS (S=inside), it's great when you climax and your partner squeezes those love walls all around you repeatedly, sending you to multiple levels until you beg for mercy...mercy, mercy me! I would also rate DATY and DATO on the top of my list. The ultimate all time fave for me is being able to pleasure your partner, to send them to new erotic highs, and then to make love with them. Oh my!

Just wanna to tank you all of you for being so nice especially tiger and the other female providers i will be traveling to vancouver calgary and edmenton next week monday the 10 and at the end of the month will be back on ottawa around the 22.;-)

Welcome Sweety...the pleasure was mine!

Boys and girls...clear your calenders for Aylhin!

TS Aylhin-Review of a She-male Goddess

[From MOD: Award Winner Topic Nomination Contest!...your post on TS Aylhin-Review of a She-male Goddess is amongst the winners of this cycle time topic nomination contest.]

Thank-you fellow Cerbites for your recognition...thanks Bellringer26 for your courage to begin this thread.

I am very pleased with the sensitivity and the positive discussion that this thread has generated.

Thank-you to all of our Special Ladies who participated and for your valued contributions.

May we always continue to share and broaden our experiences.

In many ways, I view this recognition as an invitation to Aylhin to join a respectful, safe and warm family that we call Cerb.

Tigerclaw

...besides I would walk miles on a dirt road, bare foot to see you at any location:wink:

Like PistolPete, bare foot uphill and might I add through a tornado, rain, and ...auggh...snow...bare foot!

Really, this is an ideal example of what this board is all about...

Catherine

Invaluable...

Just got back from seeing Aylhin and i gotta say she is the most beautiful girl i've ever seen...If you've ever wondered what it would be like to be with a TS she's the one to try.

Bellringer26 and I were fortunate to see TS Aylhin on her last visit to Ottawa and I agree that if you were ever curious and wanted to take a pleasurable venture on the wild-side, TS Aylhin does not disappoint.

The following is my review:

(MOD had provided permission to place this review either on this thread or under the regular recommendations section. To be fair to TS Aylhin, I do not have all of her facts and I would not be able to complete all of the recommendation fields. TS Aylhin has given her permission to a review.)

TS Aylhin-Review of a She-male Goddess

OMG!On another dedicated forum there have been a few threads in search of TS Aylhin...some who were beginning to think that she was a myth...well, last Tuesday I was lucky enough to meet with Aylhin, and guys and gals...she is "alive and well" and OMG she is "drop dead" gorgeous. All I could say when she opened the door was "God your gorgeous"...I must have said it a dozen times and that was before I got my tie off.

So how did this happen? The Web...I blame it on the Web...Some how I came across sites for She-males and it intrigued me...one thing led to another and I came across "Shemale-Canada" (a site for TS Service Providers)...and there was Aylhin...wow...never thinking that I would act on my curiosity until a week ago on Monday...I happen to bring up the Shemale-Canada site and TS Aylhin's portfolio was the first to appear with dates for Gatineau/Ottawa. She had updated her site to request only phone call arrangements. I called immediately. I was shocked...one, she had answered and two, she had an amazing European female voice. (I later discovered that her accent is Spanish.) Aylhin provides an incall-service and suggests calling one or more hours prior to arrival to confirm a time. (If you do not get her right away, call-back and she will answer.)

I called back on Tuesday and set up an appointment for 1:00 p.m. She was located at a high end hotel in Gatineau. I had arrived at 12:55 p.m. and had to wait until 1:30 p.m. (She offered to reschedule or the option to wait.) I was not going to give up this opportunity and waited.

While eager for the experience I was nervous. This was my first encounter with a Shemale Provider and I was hoping that I was prepared mentally to enjoy the experience while I was waiting in this luxurious hotel's common room.

I got a call at 1:25 p.m. and I was invited up to the room. When the door opened I had a tiny glimpse of Aylhin's profile and I was pleasantly pleased at how feminine she appeared.

My first impression of Aylhin, beyond OMG, was that she was all woman with an exotic european persona, her long luscious black hair framed a absolutely gorgeous face. She was dressed in a beige top that exposed her mid-drift with a pair of low cut jeans that wrapped itself around her perfect bubble bottom.

With a welcoming kiss on the cheeks, she jumped on the bed and wanted me to relax and to chat for a moment. We worked out the donation. I decided to go with the 450 roses session especially when she said anything goes with the 450 donation.

(Note: I discovered that a 300 donation has an option of top or bottom only and a 450 donation has both included with a more relaxing time.)

She began to undress down to her g-string and she revealed a stunningly sculpted toned body. With only her g-string, I swear there is not a hint of the surprise that was about to be revealed except a stunning beauty. Her breasts are so perfect, round and well proportioned. I had her undress me. She made herself comfortable on the bed and removed her g-string to reveal her surprise. OMG, while flacid her surprise was thick and cut. (The area was cleanly shaved.) There was so much woman to explore and I decided to start from the top and work my way down. I enjoyed lite kisses while my fingers explored her hair and face. Did I say she was gorgeous? I migrated to those perfect breasts. There's so much breast that it was hard to give each one the same amount of attention. Her skin is so soft and silky smooth.

I moved onto the her flat, non-fat tummy and then down to the surprise. All this time Aylhin had been moaning in appreciation and playing with her surprise. I teased her by caressing her tool against my face and took her sac in my mouth. She fluttered her eyes and moaned in anticipation. Silly me, I was not sure what to do at this point. She was not going to have any of the teasing. She took command and asked that I lay on my back. She straddled me with her tool and placed it in my mouth and she asked me to make her hard. OMG, I obliged eagerly and enjoyed bringing her right to the back of my throat.

I had to go back to pleasing her sac and brought it back into my throat. Back to her tool and God she was so sexy growing in mouth as she watched in pleasure from above. I had the best of both fantasies being fulfilled. A gorgeous woman with beautiful breasts and a gorgeous tool.

She then provided me with a covered bj while she wanted me to provide her with a hj. She then straddled over me during the bj into a 69 and I had the opportunity to enjoy her tool and sac more and had a nice DATO.

Here is when it gets crazy. She stood up with a mission to...and I never discovered her plan because...augghh!...I exploded...she looked disappointed. That's when she revealed herself of how much she enjoys her time. She really appeared disappointed. I can't explain it except to say that because she was so gorgeous...she was so eager...and that it was my first time I was so excited that I just exploded.

She was very understanding...she says that it happens. It's never happened before!...honestly! Wow. So we chatted and she was willing to start again giving us about a 5 minute time-out. She provided a very relaxing and engaging conversation. I love her voice and how feminine she moves.

We started up again...and it all gets fuzzy...more tool and sac play in a 69 and then from here...all I remember is when she asked..."do you want me to f*** you"...Yes, yes, yessssss!

It has been said that Aylhin is very mechanical but I think it is more accurate to say that she is confident and a professional. She took control and like a fine Chef preparing a masterpiece began the process to take away my virginity. She sat between my legs and began her craft. It was wonderful to watch. When she was ready, she motioned to me to bring myself closer to the edge of the bed. I put myself in a doggy position...not knowing...but she wouldn't have it...she wanted me to remain on my back. I pulled my knees up to my chest. She prepared the entrance with a covered finger and began. She entered me with ease, provided some nipple stimulation with her mouth and provided a handjob complete with natural lubrication. She moved in and out and up and down to hit all the right spots all the while continuing with the hj. She was absolutely amazing as I watched her move. I exploded and wrapped my legs around her in total bliss.

She was still hard when she pulled out. And yes she is the size she claims.

She allowed me to take a shower. We chatted for awhile and she agreed to a review.

So I hope this helps those who want to venture on the wild-side and yes she is as stunning as presented on her site. She is more woman than I could handle in one visit. Can't wait until the next time and hopefully I will be more relaxed. It will be my turn to return the favor to Aylhin.

Thank you Aylhin for being my first and for your care.

P.S. Aylhin has only been in Canada for the past two months. With snow on it's way I promised Aylhin that we would give her a continued warm Ottawa welcome!

Frutopia27, Aylhin left Ottawa last Wednesday. Her home base is Toronto. She will be returning at the end of November.

Esoterica, glad to hear that she had visited. I informed her over the weekend that there was a "buzz" on Cerb and informed her that this is a great community. Perhaps we can get her to spend more than just a few days in Ottawa in the future.

Excellent feature...been in the panic mode a few times!

Gentlemen,

 

[it does not imply one is homosexual, the combination is simply tantilizing and intriguing. [/i][/b]

 

 

I genuinely believe that given the right circumstances we all can enjoy things entirely outside our realm of comfort. If you want to challenge yourself, this is an experience worth having. I have watched the TS providers closely and Aylhin is by far the most incredible I have seen come to Ottawa.

 

 

Catherine

Cat, provides us with a very eloquent perspective...it was a tantilizing and intriquing experience.

Sorry Cerbites, I had a busy weekend and I just had an opportunity to submit my review of Aylhin to Mod for approval.

Wow word gets around fast in this town. What a wonderful town to be a hobbiest.

Here goes. I was with her this past Tuesday afternoon. (Can't get around calling her a him. She is so convincing. European female voice, beautiful firm round breasts, bubble bottom, soft silky skin and a package that was actually very responsive and yummy.)

She is drop-dead gorgeous. It was'nt until she removed her g-string that you would even have guessed. She is a lady in her moves and responses. She provided a service in the class with all our fine ladies here.

Being straight I could not resist my curiosity to be with this stunning lady. Let's put it this way. If it were not for Aylhin (pronounced A-lean, cute) I would never have fulfilled my curiosity. (Unfortunately for all of us we will have to wait until the end of next month to see her again. She has returned to Toronto.)

I provided a detailed review on another dedicated site but I was not able to access it to copy the review at this time so stay tuned.