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As I am stuck in my car in traffic browsing through pictures in sir, at about 3 km/h, it made me wonder who else in these cars is looking at pictures of beautiful women.

That of course got me thinking about what kind of great stories there must be about people having sex in public places or almost getting caught.

For me about the best one was on a golf course when the group ahead of us was far enough ahead and go behind buses are not behind that we had time to talk into the trees and have a little quicky. Any other stories out there?

What is the way to type the slow clapping of the Wisers club of extraordinary gentlemen?? Awesome boobies

iPhone

Free parking

The laughter of friends

Just popped over to the site and must say...wow, quite a stunner.

Effective, I know I want to try it right after!

Nicely done Shay

Maybe on this site the question should be: when are you not horney?

Much shorter answer....never

I understand it to be a nail spa

I had the great pleasure again of seeing Samantha but this time at the new digs downtown. I opted for the dom session and have to admit this could quickly become my guilty pleasure. No need for details here but if any of you gents harbour a sense of the adventurous then Samantha is the beautiful, talented and perfect guide to take you there.

One of the best MP sessions I had was at first a good solid massage followed by light teasing that got my hips up off the table (while still on my stomach) and there was such amazing use of oil and fingers that I never got to the flip...In my memory I always think of that one time as "milking the cow". Good thread.

I would

Would you watch someone's dog or cat to try to get laid (and not by the pet)

I would (and have)

Would you do comedy at an open mic night?

I would dare say that if more guys "just got it done" there would likely be far less negativity not just on the board but everywhere.

I am convinced this is a bad idea

OMG I did not want to convey that notion of bidding on a bj (funny line though) just thought of it from a scheduling point of view. But as an aside, would an online auction site for SP's be BJ-bay?? :-)

I know the Holiday Inn by the airport does half days....just don't ask me why I know this. :-)

It occurred to me the other day that in a town that knows much about requests for proposals, might there be a way to create a CERB centric RFP or "request for pleasure". The idea would be we hobbyists put up a post that says here is when, location guidelines, service offerings requested and other prefs and you lovely ladies could see that and say, sure, looks like I am in town, working and into that....give me a call. Not a competitive pricing model but moreso....and forgive me this awful analogy...like a ride sharing site.

Is this over complicating an easy thing or just plain flawed?

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I would easily be up for 8am appointments..looking forward to the new location

Addicted to sex...and I thought I was just horny today

Just curious as I was looking at my own data and found that about 3/4 of the time when I visit a SP or MP is on a Wednesday and got to wondering if others had similar patterns.

Just curious

Any of our local dance spots open today?

I personally have an abiding fovour for the landing strip. :-)

The other day I found myself distracted at work and as usual when that happens I got myself over to CMJ for a last minute appointment. What made this trip stand out was that I found myself booked with Samantha who offers some mild domination along with the usual and great CMJ service. So as usual I will spare the details but let me add a funny end to a great session. I had a sore shoulder and, after everything that Samantha had already done to me, I was a bit shy about asking for relief. Boy am I glad I did, she got to work on the sore bits and I left there pain free and with my eyes opened to a whole new dimension of CMJ. Therapeutic help.

Allow me to chime in here. I knew Malibu from before and have seen her dance but nothing would have...could have...prepared me for today's private visit. Suffice it to say that Malibu is so true to what we can expect that I almost left with my shirt on backwards but she noticed and set me straight. And boy, can she set a fella straight. Would love to keep her to myself but it is Christian to share. So call her. Book an appointment. Don't cancel and respect her service limits and in return she will Rock Your World.

Peace Out

Did you know there is a Canadian Massage Therapy Research Fund? I think some of the awesome MP's on CERB could do some amazing research with these funds. I wonder if the money comes from stimulus funding?