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tongue twister

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  1. Once I parked in a multi level parking garage and when I came out of my appointment I could not remember what level i was on. I started on what I thought was close to the level and started my walk 2 levels later I found my car. Was embarased at the time. But can't help share it because I find it quite funny now. I have never done it since. Seinfeld had done an entire episode on something like this only I did not have a goldfish or get caught for public urination.


  2. Hotwife Kaitie Johnson... I wonder if she retired completely? She was absolutley gorgeous!!! And such a sweet lady. The definition of the word MILF!

     

    Daisy, from Toronto, and her H size tits. I'm happy to say tho that I have had another chance with another girl to get my cock wrapped around a pair of tits as big as hers since she left the biz. Lol!

     

    I agree I miss Hotwife Katie. Definitly one of the best.


  3. When all you want for your birthday is to not be reminded of your age.

    You think Iced-T is a drink.

    You know what an 8-track tape player is (and swear it's better than CD's.)

    You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

    At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop and you're not eating cereal.

     

    You mean thats not my cheerios making that noise at the breakfast table.

    A few more

    You write a note to yourself so you don't forget something then forget where you left the note.

    The main roads around your home were dirt.

    The biggest question surrounding Bert and Ernie was who was your favorite not like now it is are they gay.


  4. Thanks for some good advice, so here's what happened..

    I drank water and more water.. I peed so much I couldn't sleep, so I think it's like fiber and increase in small increments over a period of time.

    I visited the website that Nicolette recommended..looks good, looks like hard work that I may be willing to give a shot.

    Eat a bunch of Brussels sprouts, I love them

    Eat no candy

    Walked for an hour today

    calories in-more calories out=Eat next to nothing

    Took all my vitamins

    Took everything I had to stay away from grease smelling poutins at Harveys

    Switched to diet pepsi from water yumm

    Watched 5 episodes of American horror story and really didn't feel hungry after that.

    I think I lost some of it already :)

    Glad to hear you have lost some of what you want keep it up you will do it.

    T.T.


  5. Is gossip and TMZ!

    Right now I'm going crazy for all of the beyonce is she pregnant or is she faking the pregnancy and using a surrogate drama.

    All my friends make fun of me but all I want to do is talk about this.

    Also is jessica simpson pregnant? I've seen the recent pics and the fact that she's not saying yes or no is driving me up the wall.

    I have no idea why I love hollywood gossip so much *sigh*

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    April Dawn you are not alone in your addiction millions have the same interest. Its how the publications like National Enquirer, The Star, or productions like TMZ etc stay in businessT.T.


  6. Today I had an appointment with a client that I usually see at my place for forty five minutes.

    The difference was that he asked me to come to his business for a kinky session to service his needs sans massage, just fun. I went.

    He was a very happy customer... When he paid me, he paid me half of what he normally would. When I questioned this, he answered " I didn't get the massage and it didn't take as long"

    My question for you is was it wrong of me to think I should have been paid the usual? Thanks

     

     

    You are not wrong at all. You should have been paid the usual. I think he may have taken advantage of the situation as it was at his place of business and knew that as respectful as you are that you would not create a scene.

    T.T.


  7. I remeber exactly where I was. It was brought to my attention that a plane had hit the tower turned to the news station and we listened all day.

    Was not until I got home and actually seen the footage how disturbing it actually was. To all those who passed in the tragedy may they R.I.P.

    And my thanks goes out to Firefighters,Paramedics,and Police Officers everywhere.

    T.T.


  8. I was looking at a sign in a local store that said they did not accept $50 and $100 bills and it got me to wondering about something.

     

    Do SPs have a preference for large or small bills? i.e. three $100 bills or 15 $20s.

     

    Just a passing thought....

    Interesting question I have often wondered this myself. Glad to get some insight into S.P.'s opinions on this. As for stores who don't accept $50 or $100 bills is this not legal currency and a risk of doing business. What if you purchase something not knowing they don't accept larger bills and only had a $50 or $100 bill. What would happen if you purchase $30 in gas and went in and paid in pennies could they deny it the penny is still legal currency.

    T.T.

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