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I have a 10% chance of getting it right (90% chance of getting it wrong). My odds of picking the right number is 1 in 10.

My problem is that I have to do it 9 times in a row. 

The answer would be nice, but I really need the equation. 

Sacha 

613.315.9969 

Do you prefer to book an appointment in advance? Are weekdays more thrilling than weekends? 

Is afternoon delight better than a romp in the morning? 

Or do you prefer it after dark? 

For me, morning is the best part of the day! 

I agree with Bree J. A half hour appointment is perfect when meeting a new client. 

It's easy to fake enthusiasm for a half hour, if I don't feel any chemistry (or visa versa). 

Longer appointments I save for my regular clients. That is when the fun begins! 

But Sacha is so delightful.

Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow. 

Hello Gentlemen, 

Slip into German Engineering and be delighted. 

Sacha 

613.315.9969 

26 8 15 15 7 18 17 8.

22 4 7 11

Solve cypher, save the world and get the girl. Need another hint? 

If you are a Rams, let me know. 

If the Rams win, 20 off any of my services. 

If the Bengals win, I get to gloat. 

Care to take my wager? 

Sacha 

613-315-9969 

I am just a call away. 

Smart, sexy, green eyed German beauty. 

Slip into German Engineering. 

Sacha 

613-315-9969 

On Christmas Eve, why not you? 

Sacha 

613-315-9969 

2 equations 2 unknowns. 

Kim's donation per hour is 25 per hour more than mine. 

After 5 hours our total donation combined is 2125.

What is Kim's donation per hour? 

Sacha 

613-315-9969 

Mens Omega Sea Master Platinum $90K... MontBlanc Patron pen 12K. 

Time spent with Sacha...priceless. 

It's true that I am very clever, but I stole this clever idea and made it mine. 

If you can tell me the origin of this clever idea, it will be my pleasure to offer you 50% off any of my services you desire. 

Sacha 

613-315-9969 

415-236-9133 is a scam. 

Do not open the attachment. 

Sacha 

Gentlemen, 

This week, it is my pleasure to offer you, The Goldilocks Experience. 

I look forward to meeting you. 

Sacha 

613-315-9969 

For another contest. 

Use, "uber" correctly in an English sentence. 

Sounds pretty easy, right? 

Because there can only be one winner, entries must be original, creative, perhaps humorous or informative. 

Show me what you've got! 

The winner will receive the Goldielocks Experience gratis. 

Sacha 

613-315-9969 

Mellowmarsh. 

Congratulations. As the winner you will receive The Goldielocks Experience, gratis. 

Thank you all for your participation, and brightening my day with your witty and clever responses. 

Sacha 

613-315-9969 

You are up for my challenge. 

The winner will receive the Goldielocks Experience, gratis. 

The contest. 

Compare Newton's 3 laws of physics to great sex. 

Answers must be short, clever and original. 

Impresse me. 

Sacha 

613-315-9969 

1) a rug 

2) a foe 

3) Sacha 

4) chicken breasts

5) the clock 

And why... 

Think. I can't wait for your answers! 

Sacha 

613-315-9969 

Hello Gentlemen, 

Don't be shy. If you don't know and are even a little curious, just ask me. 

I will be offering, "The Goldielocks Experience" Saturday, Sunday and Monday. 

Sacha 

613-315-9969 

..it's referred to as Greek. 

And if you do, do you know the history?

And if you have gotten this far, how would you explain it? 

Remember, it's not called German, Italian, Spanish, Swedish... 

Why Greek? 

25 words or less. 

Impresse me. 

Sacha 

613-315-996

I have been a very good girl this year. 

On second thought, maybe I wasn't, "very good", but I was pretty good. 

Actually, I was bad. 

Never mind, I will buy my own presents! 

Sacha 

613-315-9969 

I remember waking up early one morning and finding my mother in the kitchen, preparing my father a special breakfast. 

"Shhh" she says to me, " your father is still sleeping". 

"What was all that noise last night", I asked her. 

"Oh that" she explained. 

"That was your father coming home from the company's Christmas party".

"He stumbled in around 3 am, drunk as a skunk".

"He tripped over the chair, knocked into the coffee table, breaking my favourite vase and pissed on the ficus tree".

"Then he stumbled up the stairs and puked in the hallway, all before I managed to drag him to bed"

" I don't get it, why aren't you furious". I asked. 

"When I tried to take off his pants, he pulled away screaming,,,, leave me alone. I am a happily married man!" 

Let's make make this a Christmas to remember. 

Sacha 

613-315-9969 

Brains over braun. 

That being said, I dare you to take my quiz. 

1) which of the following numbers are irrational numbers. 

  a) pi

  b) square root of 2

  c) 1/3

  d) 0

2) can an irrational number ever become a rational number? 

3)  the square root of -25 is an imaginary number. 

Can an imaginary number become a real number? 

Show me how sexy and smart you are! 

Sacha 

613-315-9969 

There lived a hard working man, 

With nary a complaint, he toiled every day. 

And then it happened. How could it not? 

 As predictable as the sunrise and the sunset, this happened next. 

"I need something more" , he cried, "enough is enough". 

613. 315. 9969 he dialed, "Sacha please help". 

And as simple as that, yes that's all it took, 

When life gets tough, he doesn't hesitate to book. 

Sacha 

A poet I am not, but I had fun trying. 

Sacha 

613-315-9969 

Did you know the minute he walked through the door, something was wrong? 

Or

When you walked through the door, she was not what you were expecting. 

What happened? 

Sacha 

I am sorry, I accidentally deleted your text. 

Please send it to me again. 

I only looked at it briefly but yours was one of the few that looked promising! 

Sacha 

613-315-9969 

So many of you have called, texted and emailed me with $108.00.

Where is the fun in asking for 10% of 120 which of course is 12.

120 - 12 = 108.

My mistake. I obviously wasn't clear. 

My apologies. 

Sacha