Jake_1957

A song I heard lately that sends chills down my spine.

It's Grenade preformed by aceppella group Delilah in the show Sing-Off.

Happy Birthday Meg, hope you have a great day.

Congrats Old Dog, enjoy your warped sense of humour. Keep them coming.

Congrats on your GODDESS status, love your view on life.

Happy birthday Sophia, hope you have a great day.

Happy Birthday Rebecca, hope you have a wonderful day.

Congratulations Emily, well deserved Goddess status.

Congratulations Isabella, well deserved. I've always enjoyed reading your posts.

Congratulations Meg, always a positive attitude.

I remember when I first joined CERB you were also the CERB greeter in CHAT, made everyone feel welcome.

Is this a no no ??

Personally I loved standing when riding the buses on hot summer days, some of the seated ladies showing lots of cleavage. Hard not to sneak a peek :wink:

Many thanks to Angela and Old Dog for organizing a great social. My first, probably not my last.

It was nice to get a chance to chat with a few of the beautiful ladies and put faces on some of the guys I met as well.

Bonus :-P... I won a door prize ! .. many thanks also to all who donated the door prizes.

I find this situation easy to avoid, either:

 

1) Dump the spouse; or

2) Get one whom does not make you feel like hobbying anymore; or

3) Get one whom appreciates you and your hobby.

 

Works for me - never been caught - EVER!! ;)

Good Luck!

LOL, I'm guessing you went with option 1 or 3

Pole dancing .. the next olympic sport ... I vote YES.

I offer it, but do not encourage it unless the client insists he's sure he can do it because there is nothing more frustrating than someone who cums in the first 5 minutes and then is struggling down to the 30th minute to cum again and then can't.

 

Or they cum in the first 5 minutes and then realize they were only good for one pop and unless they want a back rub or want to tease me or just talk, I find most will just leave and I feel bad that they didn't get their full time they paid for.

 

In 15 years of escorting, I can count on one hand the number of clients who have tried and were successful in getting off more than once in 30 minutes.

Don't understand guys who would just leave if they cum in the first 5 minutes of a 30 min session, there are so many other fun things to do with you lovely ladies, and if the little guy rises to the occassion again, no harm in a little play even if it doesn't end in a SOG.

Personally I've only scheduled 1 hr sessions, and if the 1st SOG happens after 15 or 20 mins, I still want to continue to play and would enjoy working towards a 2nd SOG, even if it doesn't happen.

Seems like you've found the perfect gift ladies want to find under the Christmas tree. :wink:

Good advice Meg, I created a new Hotmail email address soon after joining CERB.

Big bang theory

How I met your mother

Amazing race

Pawn Stars

Shark tank

Hell's Kitchen (amazed so-called chefs are that bad)

Happy birthday Kianna.

I like Isabella's forgiving attitude toward peoples little faux pas and that she always looks for the positives.

Picked up my new car today :icon_biggrin: , looks good, awesome ride.

Also last ride in the old beast before it gets sent to the crusher. Sad to see it go but it gave me 13 good years.

Bringing my car to the garage to get problems looked at and repaired, getting told by the technician and I quote "if your car was a horse, I would have to shoot it".

He gave me a quote of over $2000 for the repairs. Seeings its a 98 and has over 300,000 KM, now shopping for a replacement.

A really big hug for you Issy, just for being you.

I like Issy because she always looks for the best in people