I stayed after-hours in a store one time to see if our janitor was stealing. As I looked through the buggy he used to clean the public washrooms, I found a stack of hustler mags (it was the late 90's, poor guy). I thought to myself that this guy was probably spanking it every time he shut down the bathrooms for cleaning...
Anyways I dropped a massive load in one of these mags, sealing the pages together forever. He never complained that someone went through his cart though, lol.
BTW this is my first post on these boards. Hi!