PAPERSILO 41 Report post Posted September 11, 2010 " ask a man if he is honest , if he says yes , you know he is lying " groucho marx Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted September 11, 2010 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amy Hunt 100 Report post Posted September 11, 2010 He who is not courageous enough to take risks will accomplish nothing in life. Muhammed Ali. Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. Muhammed Ali I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest. Muhammed Ali Amy xxX Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted September 11, 2010 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PAPERSILO 41 Report post Posted September 11, 2010 " among my most prized possessions are words that i have never spoken " orson scott card Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted September 11, 2010 Barack Obama will appeal to both black and white voters in America. White voters who'll think he's Tiger Woods. -- Frankie Boyle Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pjrd 324 Report post Posted September 11, 2010 I must hurry and catch up for I am their leader. Love your enemies, it drives them nuts. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Victoria Banks 21899 Report post Posted September 11, 2010 Early bird gets the worm! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest s******ecan**** Report post Posted September 11, 2010 "I would never join a club that would have me as a member" Groucho Marks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted September 11, 2010 Dogs have owners; Cats have staff. - unknown Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stevecurious 42059 Report post Posted September 11, 2010 "Fools rush in where Angels fear to tread." Alexander Pope Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted September 11, 2010 "Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away and you have their shoes." - Jack Handey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stevecurious 42059 Report post Posted September 11, 2010 "Speak softly and carry a big stick, you will go far" Theodore Roosevelt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PistolPete 61421 Report post Posted September 11, 2010 Here is a lot more as well... http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=6126&highlight=famous+quotes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mc Lovin 797 Report post Posted September 11, 2010 "Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away and you have their shoes." - Jack Handey Jack Handey is, I think, a modern day prophet ... " Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis. " Jack Handey " I wish I would have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed out that I'd just quit my job and become a bum for a few years, because I was thinking about doing that anyway " Jack Handey " I wish outer space guys would conquer Earth and make people their pets, because I'd like to have one of those little basket-beds with my name on it." Jack Handey " If there was a big gardening convention, and you got up and gave a speech in favor of fast-motion gardening, I bet you would get booed right off the stage. They're just not ready. " Jack Handey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Victoria Banks 21899 Report post Posted September 12, 2010 Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most - Mark Twain Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted September 12, 2010 After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Isabella Gia (Banned) 53881 Report post Posted September 12, 2010 "Worrying does not empty tomorrow of its trouble, it empties today of its strength." - Corrie Ten Boom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted September 12, 2010 I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest s******ecan**** Report post Posted September 12, 2010 If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em. Yogi Berra Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stevecurious 42059 Report post Posted September 12, 2010 "A child miseducated is a child lost." JFK Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted September 12, 2010 A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Miss Scarlett 25073 Report post Posted September 12, 2010 I was here but now I'm gone, I left my name to turn you on, Those who know me, Know me WELL, Those who don't, can go to Hell! I hope it does not offend anyone just seen it as a kid and has stuck with me over my life! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stevecurious 42059 Report post Posted September 12, 2010 "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice." Bill Cosby Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted September 12, 2010 I was here but now I'm gone,I left my name to turn you on, Those who know me, Know me WELL, Those who don't, can go to Hell! I hope it does not offend anyone just seen it as a kid and has stuck with me over my life! *GASP* Cherry said the "H" word!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
