I was pulled over by the Ottawa Police the other day....

[sacha 7410]

...for speeding. 

I was actually speeding,  deserved the ticket, but was sweating the demerit points. 

I watched him approach through my rear view mirror and knew, pouty lips and cleavage would not save me this time. 

While he is checking my license and registration, I thanked him for  his service and asked where I could buy tickets to the Ottawa Policeman's Ball. 

"Ottawa Policeman don't have balls" , he answered. 

He stopped writing, smiled, wished me a good day and walked back to his car. 

I will be available tomorrow and through the weekend. 

Care for some German today? 

Sacha 

613-315-9969