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LOL an 18' Jizz that's epic, I'm mildly distressed though that someone actually had to track that statistic.

Also I'm not takeing any chances and will be sitting in the back row of the porn theater from now on.

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Very interesting reading, Emily.

 

Not to hijack the thread, but for some, if you get semen in your eye, you can end up with pink eye, so Gents, for those ladies who allow facials, give us fair warning before you blow.

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Phew!! Sure glad I don't live in Papua, New Guinea

 

Holy Crap, 18ft splooge! When I was a teenager living at home with parents, I would stroke it at the bathroom sink and shoot jets about 3ft to the top of the bathroom mirror. I didn't clean up good enough though, cause Mom told me I owed her a bottle of Windex! lol Wish I still had that much jizz power.

 

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Very interesting reading, Emily.

 

Not to hijack the thread, but for some, if you get semen in your eye, you can end up with pink eye, so Gents, for those ladies who allow facials, give us fair warning before you blow.

Wouldn't that be called "Dink Eye"?

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