shawn23 671 Report post Posted March 8, 2013 I found this quite entertaining. Especially the part where he asks energizer how long until the battery dies. The story, for your amusement. 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VedaSloan 119179 Report post Posted March 9, 2013 True story: I got a little overzealous masturbating with a bullet once and I pushed it too far up my butt so that it was actually inside me. My first thought was, "oh shit, I hope I don't have to go to the hospital" followed by, "well, better finish first, just in case." I got it out shortly afterwards. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gabriella Laurence 301887 Report post Posted March 9, 2013 I found this quite entertaining. Especially the part where he asks energizer how long until the battery dies. The story, for your amusement. Too funny! At least it was a vibrator stuck in there and not a eel: http://skrufff.com/2012/09/doctors-save-man-from-asparagus-eel/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carrie Moon 68826 Report post Posted March 9, 2013 I love when he was asked if the nurse didn't mind his tweeting and he responds that he's a respectful dildo patient and didn't tweet in front of her :) Gotta love his attitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
neebleton 2940 Report post Posted March 10, 2013 This reminds me of one of my favorite Ricky Gervais bits: 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
