Guest fl***gfi***rs Report post Posted August 14, 2009 ...a guy just can't get laid no matter how hard he tries.... Work, friends, family all getting in the way! Where is the justice?:p Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antlerman 17064 Report post Posted August 14, 2009 MASTTERBATION........ my man...MASTERBATION....... Availabel just about any time...any location.....no tools..batteries...or special equipment needed........:sm185: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bigdawg 473 Report post Posted August 14, 2009 only thing needed is a soft hand and a box of kleenex, or puffs whatever you prefer:handjob: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest fl***gfi***rs Report post Posted August 14, 2009 Yes... the old right hand... man's second best friend..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
H***r_d*h 147 Report post Posted August 14, 2009 And for a totally different personality....... the left hand! :handjob: Hey Mod, do you have a left handed dude. Someone might interpret this site as not being lefty friendly :wink: ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bigdawg 473 Report post Posted August 14, 2009 :jackoff: this guy might be a lefty? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hawkeye22 100 Report post Posted August 14, 2009 MASTTERBATION........ my man...MASTERBATION....... Availabel just about any time...any location.....no tools..batteries...or special equipment needed........:sm185: Antlerman, you've inspired me....i'm gonna rub one out right now....well after I close the door to my office! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rickoshadows 937 Report post Posted August 14, 2009 Masturbation is cheap, clean, convenient, and free of any possibility of wrongdoing ? and you don't have to go home in the cold. But it's lonely. - Robert A. Heinlein Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungStud 468 Report post Posted August 14, 2009 Only if you do it alone. Lol. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sexnonstop724 1727 Report post Posted August 14, 2009 You can even have a duo!! Only if you do it alone. Lol. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungStud 468 Report post Posted August 14, 2009 You can even have a duo!! But not with one hand tied behind your back. Lol. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerican 657 Report post Posted August 14, 2009 You could go with The Stranger, One of Chapelle's best jokes, the whole thing is funny, but the Stranger is at the 1 minute mark. http://thetravisty.com/Chappelles_Show/wmv/Lil_Jon_and_Lil_Jon.htm Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sofar-king 100 Report post Posted August 14, 2009 Bounty paper towel works best witht the clean up.. Don't be caught using those puff kleenex..they adhere too well to your unit.. been given a curious look by GF before once I didn't pay attention :mrgreen: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest fl***gfi***rs Report post Posted August 14, 2009 Just think of the money we will save and it is BBRHLH! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
H***r_d*h 147 Report post Posted August 17, 2009 Just think of the money we will save and it is BBRHLH! Them there's fighting words on here. I hope the ladies don't boycott us and withdraw their services just to make a point. And I just got rid of my calluses :lol: ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A***** A***** 510 Report post Posted August 17, 2009 Lol funny thread Posted via Mobile Device Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NotchJohnson 214071 Report post Posted August 17, 2009 You can even have a duo!! If you do it double dutch rudder, watch video for details. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjWDGm5FrJE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jman47 233 Report post Posted August 17, 2009 Masturbation is cheap, clean, convenient, and free of any possibility of wrongdoing ? and you don't have to go home in the cold. But it's lonely. - Robert A. Heinlein Priceless quote...:sm185: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
