Fresh start 17467 Report post Posted June 12, 2013 So did you click on this thread out of curiosity or do you got a dirty mind? I admit I got a dirty mind. I often find it funny when somebody says something ordinary and I make it dirty. Ex wow that big well you now what I'm thinking now lol. Or I'll see names or words even acronyms that can be dirty. Example would by I drove by a store called Gaylord's hardwood flooring well I burst out laughing or I will see a liscense plate with the letter bbbj or ymmv I immidiately think of the acronyms. So guys do you got dirty minds? Women putting aside your profession do you got dirty minds in real life? 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest B**na***oy Report post Posted June 12, 2013 I certainly have a sharp interest with everything sexual or sensual, but I don't think it equates to a dirty mind. I like to explore and try different things within my boundaries and the ones of the partner I'm with and I find that totally natural. Everything I do is always based on mutual respect and I must admit that I have some difficulty to link any aspect of consensual sexuality to something dirty. But to some people, yes I have a dirty mind and I love it. ;-) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Soleil Sublime 38108 Report post Posted June 12, 2013 Much to the chagrin of my family, my sense of humour is almost exclusively of the dirty-minded variety. To me, the funniest things usually involve sex or toilet humour and I love making certain people blush. I have written a plethora of rhymes/poems over the past year, and so far I've only been able to share 2 of them with my family. And even at that, they were still sicked out by this innocent little ditty about constipation that I even waited til after dinner to read! lol THIRSTY BUM? How many of you Have trouble with poo? I mean can't pass it thru When you're long overdue I may have a solution To avoid bowel pollution Please consider this resolution As my only contribution Constipation can be slaughter But if you drink more water Next time you're in the potter You'll be a faster squatter Hydration is the key It isn't just for pee Your ass won't disagree When my words you finally heed Cuz being bunged up sucks When you've got a full dumptruck Of poo you need to pass And it won't go near your ass So believe me cuz I know Bowel movements need to flow And if they refuse to go Force up some water down below... Cuz it's faster than down your throat! See, now that one was really tame. It involved no sex or profanity, but they still disapproved. "Inappropriate for the dinner table Soleil, no more dirty poems please." Sheesh. It sucks when you make a really great dirty joke but your audience is too prudish to appreciate it. I don't care though, I still let 'em rip and make myself laugh. lol 5 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CristyCurves 169032 Report post Posted June 12, 2013 Women are known to be far more scandalous when talking about sex, body parts, men, ect, ect. Men may think of it more often but we are far more explicit. I love to talk dirty and openly and often turn faces red with my conversations. Cocks, pussy's, titty's, different positions, blow jobs, cum, its all fun to discuss and always on my dirty:) mind:) 4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futileresistenz 28253 Report post Posted June 12, 2013 A dirty mind can be a useful thing in one's arsenal. ;) I indulge in the odd impure thought but would say that my leanings tend to be more on the vanilla side. Fantasizing about something dirty or forbidden is fuel that adds to the fire of the pleasures one is reveling in. With some, I might expect to act them out someday with a consenting partner, while with others I can't be sure that I'd ever want to, they are better kept in the realm of the imagination. Fantasies are a healthy aspect of one's sex life, as long as they don't dominate and the boundaries of others are respected. Some of course, are never to be realized, e.g. when it involves abuse of power in a relationship or children who cannot properly give consent. With those caveats in place, let your minds go free! 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Midnite-Energies 110563 Report post Posted June 12, 2013 I most assuredly have a dirty mind. I see sex or sensuality in just about everything and I often am in a playful mood where most things said turn into something naughty for me. Thankfully the company I keep generally understands this so I'm free to giggle however sometimes I must reign in it. The one time I did not, I had to explain to my mother why I was having a giggle fit in the middle of Winners. I walked by a Christmas display that had RIMMING SUGARS on sale. I was no good but I bet it would be delicious!!! What is life if you can't indulge some fun and frivolity with your sex and sensuality. Don't get me wrong, there are times that are focused and lusty and I can talk, beg and encourage with flair provided my company is okay with that!! 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tallguy007 4172 Report post Posted June 12, 2013 I passed a contractor's van which my brain read as: BJs, hard wood polishing I suspect there was a "flooring" in the original... 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
