Tallguy007 4172 Report post Posted April 6, 2014 How come whenever I'm having a sexually charged dream, I wake up just as things are getting interesting? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest P**aq Report post Posted April 6, 2014 How come the drive through bank machines are so difficult to use from your car. I nearly put my back out this morning trying to use one! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jafo105 39057 Report post Posted April 6, 2014 How come you can never find a payphone when you need one? There used to be one on every corner. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CristyCurves 169032 Report post Posted April 7, 2014 How come assholes own dogs? A bit of a vent so.. Tonight while visiting a hotel I parked in the parking garage. Next to my car was a another car, while getting into my car to leave, an hour later, I noticed a tiny toy yorkie dog in the same car, so worried I called the front desk to alert them that someone had left their dog unattended. The car wasn't registered to the hotel so there was little they could do. I couldn't leave the dog as it looked scared, it kept jumping up looking out the window. 3hrs later the owners came casually walking towards there car, then stopped and started talking to some people, they were carrying a pizza box so I assumed they had gone out to eat and just left their dog alone to wait!!! I interrupted them to politely explain that I had been sitting there to make sure their dog was safe and what I got was a it's not your business, it's not illegal and to go no my way! Fucking idiots, the saddest part was they had to young boys with them so idiots can have kids too. 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
