Write a Naughty Christmas poem:)

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Let's get creative folks:) Let's see who can come up with cute sexy and naughty Christmas poems:)

MUST WRITE YOURSELF!

YOU MAY USE RHYME TOOLS:)

CAN BE A POEM, STORY OR A SONG:)

I will submit this one, I wrote it last year:)

 

 

On a cold and stormy night, here sits Mrs. Clause.

She is restless as she awaits for her Santa Clause!

Now her dear Santa has been too busy spreading joy,

to all the good little girl's and boy's.

A satin red and white teddy, she slips on

but now may have to wait until dawn!

She thinks about CERB, and creates an ad.

Asks herself " should I be bad? "

Stocking and garter's are on and are lips glistening red

Her first date arrives and his name is Ted.

He lays her down and removes her teddy

panting and moaning she seems to be ready!

Both with messy hair, and desire have been fulfilled

He says to her" Thank you Mame, it sure was a thrill!"

Passes her unsealed envelope, I will call you again!

Now Mrs Clause surely can not complain!

Written By Sophia Varoushka:smile:

[jdstar 1065]

Twas the night before Christmas, his wife gone to bed,

while visions of ladies still danced in his head.

Shopping completed, he'd worked like an elf,

Presents galore for all but himself.

 

But he'd been a good boy for most of the year,

And knew he had earned some holiday cheer.

So he opened his laptop and kept it discreet,

Then started the search for his own Yuletide treat.

 

CERB dot ca was his best Christmas guide,

Which beauty to meet all that's left to decide.

With pages of ladies that beat any toy,

Reco's from Jabba, Notch and Cowboy...

 

You'd think a to-do-list would some day get done

But instead it keeps growing one after one.

Rebbeca or Jessica...Emily J?

Sweet Sami or Mia for an evening of play?

 

Then there's Cleo and Kathryn, two of the best,

Of course not forgetting Jessy Celeste.

Cute aza Button, SP or MA...

An hour of pleasure's a phone call away.

 

So with homework complete and a grin ear to ear,

He proceeded to dial his gift for the year.

"Come down through my chimney, but don't make a sound,

We'll have to quiet there's someone around."

 

Then hanging his phone he sat with delight,

And imagined the things he'd be doing tonight.

When lickety-split as agreed on the matter,

From the roof top there came a small pitter patter.

 

In stockings and garters she made her way through,

And stuck a long leg from the fireplace flu.

Then squeezing the rest of her through that tight space,

She arrived at the man's with the grin on his face.

 

"You're just what I wished for...an angel in Body,

let's make our way on to the list of the naughty"

So quickly they reached a state of undress,

Then she straddled his lap and took charge of the rest.

 

When almost he entered her heavenly place,

His eyes caught the sight of a family face.

A girl on his lap, his wife now standing by,

He knew it was time to make up a lie...

 

"My dearest! You missed him! You just missed Saint Nick!"

(He thought up his lie, and he thought it up quick)

"Look what he brought us...he thought it'd be fair,

To bring us this wonderful gift we could share."

 

"After all the unwrapping I read the instructions,

And was just going to call you for your introduction"

His wife stood there puzzled and then asked her guy...

"How'd you think Santa had known I was bi?"

 

"This secret I've kept since my days back in college,

And nobody knew to the best of my knowledge...

...There must be a Santa I truly believe!

cause look what he brought us on this Christmas Eve!"

 

"I don't mean to be selfish, may I try her first?

I think she will quench my bi-sexual thirst."

So the husband stood by for a show quite devine,

With his wife and the lady discovered online.

 

And when it was over he stumbled to bed,

With a vision he'll never get out of his head.

And the lesson he learned after all that he'd done?

...Don't tell the truth if lies are such fun.

 

 

Merry Christmas