theliquor (Lost but not fo 50595 Report post Posted September 16, 2014 Another turn on this journey of chemo, puking and staying horny! So, today was a good day, doc's gave me two whole days off without chemo! YAY! A friend came in, and brought a water jug filled with French 75's! Champagne gin and orange juice to celebrate my having a full day without puking my eyeballs out of my head. It was shift change, and the young nurse with the wonderful camel toe, the big camel toe, the camel toe to end all camel toes......sorry I digress, to say bye, she is off for the next five days. She sees the water jug and asks what was in it. My friend tells her and offers her drink to taste....and their hands do this little dance. Nurse Bailey leaves and I think oh shit I am in trouble again, then Katie and I start laughing. Bailey comes back in, changed into street clothes, lulu lemon tights, and that camel toe is front and centre. We have another drink, and my smart ass friend says, Tom what are you looking at on your ipad? She knows damn well I was on cerb, and on the oral lovers page. Bailey grabs the iPad and starts scrolling down the pics and comments. She tells Katie how hot this was, rubbing her thighs up and down as she is looking at Katie's cleavage. Smiling, they pour and finish the French75's, both lean over the bed rails, give me a kiss goodbye, and walk out arm in arm!! WTF?! They could have at least closed the door and started playing with each other while I watched!! Oh well, I am sure Katie will give a lick by lick description if she comes in tomorrow, just hope I am well enough to enjoy the play by play! Hopefully out by Friday, Via1 on Saturday back to Ottawa assuming I don't puke a lung up tomorrow ! Tom The Liquor 12 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Salinaflower 5512 Report post Posted September 18, 2014 Good morning you! That's funny, you wanted to see the play by play...I thought it was going to happen the way you were talking about. How's your happy thoughts doing, anything funny to tell? this homeless man, well he dressed the part downtown told me a joke, ''why did the M&M go to school? cause he wanted to be a smarty!!!" AAAhhh HA...he said he made it up, then he asked for change lol. I said ''you worked for it :p'' n gave him some. today I'm working. Hence the reason I'm on cerb. Hoping to hear from you in my box...AHHHHhhhh HA. That could be a punny one too. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Miss S. Lane 67128 Report post Posted September 18, 2014 I wanna hang out at YOUR hospital!!! Lol Tom, you continue to inspire me with your amazing attitude. [emoji173]️ 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
